Sk8ter Orc (Sk8ter Boi)
He was an orc she was an Ent
Can I make it anymore dubious?
She stamped on him, and he ran away,
What more can I say?
He wanted blood she wanted death,
But he was her only company
When he first entered there,
The Ents tried to kill him but she saved his life.
He was a skater orc, she said 'see ya later orc',
He wasn't fair enough for her.
She was over 20 feet,
And needed a lot to eat,
All he could give her was a bow.
5 years from now, she sits at home,
Feeding the Entling she's all alone,
She goes in her yard, guess who she sees:
Sk8ter orc burning up Isengard.
She calls up her friends, they already know,
And they're on their way to destroy the show.
She tags along, stands in the crows,
Looks down at the orc that ran around.
He was a skater orc, she said 'see ya later orc',
He wasn't fair enough for her.
Now he's a chieftain orc, doing some evil work,
Trying to massacre the earth.
Sorry orc but you missed out,
Well tough luck Orthanc's ours now.
We will kill all of your kind
And you're just a waste of time.
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the good that is in me,
There is more than meets the eye,
You didn't look that deep inside.
He's just an Ent, and I am his wife,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard,
How we rock each other's world…
He was a skater orc, I said 'see ya later orc'
You're gonna die and go to hell.
Treebeard my love his here, with his great mossy beard,
You'll never compare to him now.
He was a skater orc, I said 'see ya later orc'
You're gonna die and go to hell.
Treebeard my love his here, with his great mossy beard,
You'll never compare to him now.