Title: The Trio and Their Uncle

Author: Susan Owens

Rated PG Maybe R for later

Warning: Might be a little fighting or romance (I'm giving them a love

interest. But I don't know

about sex

yet)

Disclaimer: I don't own them. (But you know who does. I can't spell

it.)

Copyright 2001

Part One

As the wagon drove thought the countryside, Gabrielle marveled at all

the vineyards they passed. She had never in her life seen so many

grapes. Joxer noticed her and smiled. "There sure are a lot of grapes,"

he said.

"Yeah there are. Does your uncle own any of the vineyards?" Gabrielle

asked. Before Joxer could answer her, Jett butted in. "Does our uncle

own any of them? He owns all of this."

"All of it?"

"Yes, Miss Blondie. Every single bit of it. There's more then five

hundred acres. Uncle Jean-Luc's vineyards make the best vintages in

Gaul," bragged Jett.

"Now Jett, don't brag so. There are others around that are just as

good. But I am glad you like my wine."

Jace stared out at the vineyards, his eyes searching for someone. But

he didn't see who he was looking for. "Oncle, does Pierre stell work

for chou?" he asked, hoping with all his heart that he did.

Jean-Luc looked at his middle nephew. He knew about Jace, and he knew

why Jace asked about Pierre. "He doesn't work in the vineyards any

more, Jace."

Jace nodded his head as he felt a tear welling up, but he held it.

"Wha' happen to heem?"

His uncle smiled. "He helps make the wine now. I told him you were

coming, and he is very excited."

Jace smiled while Jett scowled. He loved his brother, but not his way

of life. But if Jace was happy who was he to stand in his way? Soon the

wagon came to a stop inside of a big courtyard. Nebula noticed a huge

house. "Nice place your uncle lives in," she replied.

Xena smiled knowingly. "Nebula, you're a queen. I believe this is the

servant quarters." Jean-Luc smiled and nodded his head. "The house is a

little further."

Soon they arrived at the house. It was a grand house - even nicer than

the triplet's family home in Greece.

Jett help Xena and Nebula off the wagon, both women letting him. Jean -

Luc helped his sister down. Joxer turned to help Gabrielle. He reached

for her as she came to him.

"Joxer! Joxer! Is that you?" Joxer suddenly turned around, forgetting

about Gabrielle, and she landed on her face.

"Joxer!" she screamed. But he paid no attention to her. He was too busy

hugging a young auburn-haired woman.

Xena walked over and helped her friend up. "Are you all right,

Gabrielle?" she asked.

Gabrielle nodded her head but gave Joxer a look that went unnoticed by

the warrior wannabe. He was bursting with energy. "Mimi! I can't

believe you're here. How did you know we were coming?"

"Your uncle told me, silly, and I just had to see you again. Gosh,

Joxer –it's been years. I really missed you."

He smiled at her. "Yeah, me too. I mean I missed you too."

"Joxer, aren't you going to introduce us to your lady friend?"

Gabrielle asked sarcastically.

"Oh yeah. Where are my manners?" He walked up to Xena first. "Mimi,

this is Xena and her baby Eve. This is her mother Cyrene." He then

walked over to Nebula. "This is Nebula, part time pirate and

Queen, and these are some of her men, but I don't know their names. You

remember my mother and brothers right?" He then walked up to Gabrielle.

"This is my other friend, Gabrielle."

Gabrielle turned and faced Joxer, and for the very fist time Joxer

noticed her. Her green eyes were blazing the color of embers. The look

she gave Joxer would do Xena justice. Joxer back away and stared at

her. "Gabs, what's wrong?" he asked, confused by her look.

"What's wrong? You're asking me what's wrong? Why you stupid,

inconsiderate..."

"Gabrielle! That's enough!" scolded Xena.

"But, Xena," protested the bard.

"No, Gabrielle you calm yourself down. We're guests here and I expect

you to behave."

Gabrielle stared at Xena. "I'm not a child, so don't treat me like

one."

"Then stop acting like one," replied Xena.

"But Joxer was ignoring me," said Gabrielle.

Joxer finally realized what he had done. "Oh Gabrielle. I'm sorry. I

didn't mean to ignore you. It's just that I hadn't seen Mimi in such a

long time. Please don't be mad."

Gabrielle didn't say a word. She just stood there. She was so angry

with herself for getting angry with Joxer, but she just couldn't bring

herself to say so. She just stomped off.

"Gabrielle. Where are you going?" asked the warrior princess.

Gabrielle turned back around. "In town. To get away from that....

That.... man. Ooh."

"Gabrielle, it's too far to walk," said Joxer.

"I don't care," came the answer, as Gabrielle stomped away.

Everyone watched as the bard walked down the road. Mimi shook her head.

"She's a mean little girl. Isn't she?"

Xena looked at Mimi. "No she isn't mean, she's just upset. With good

reason I think. I'm sorry I scolded her."

"What do you mean good reason? You said yourself she had no reason to

call him names," replied Mimi.

Xena said nothing to her but turned to Joxer. "I think you'd better go

after her, and now."

Joxer nodded his head and started going after Gabrielle.

"Wait, Joxer! I'll go with you," called Mimi. She started after him but

suddenly found she was being pulled back. "Hey!"



"We need someone to show us around, and I think you will be perfect,"

said the Warrior Princess. Mimi stared to protest, but the look Xena

gave her was enough to make her surrender.

While this was going on, Jean-Luc and Jezda stood there, saying

nothing. They knew Xena could handle it.



Jean-Luc smiled. "Well, come on in. I think everyone could use a nice

hot meal, and I am sure Yvonne has cooked up something special."

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I could use a hot bath," said

Cyrene.

"I'll have Nanette get it ready, and after dinner you can have one."

"Mom, is it okay if I join you?"

Cyrene smiled. "Sure Xena. No problem."

Part Two.

Joxer had to walk fast to keep up with Gabrielle. She was still upset

about what had happened.

"Gabs, please slow down. I said I was sorry."

Gabrielle kept right on walking, not caring where she was going.

"Come on, Gabrielle, I said I was sorry. What do you want from me?"

Gabrielle stopped and waited for him. "What do I want from you? I'll

tell you what I want from you. Consideration: just a little

consideration. Joxer, you made a fool out of me back there in front of your own

uncle."

Joxer hung his head. "I'm sorry, Gabrielle, I was just so surprised to

see Mimi."

"That's another thing, Joxer. Why didn't you tell us about Mimi?"

Joxer shook his head. "Not much to tell. We were friends."

"Hmmm. It looked like you were more than just friends to me."

"I swear, Gabrielle, Mimi and I are just friends. There's nothing

between us."

Gabrielle shook her head. "Gods, Joxer, are you that blind? Mimi is

crazy about you."

Joxer didn't really want to get into this. So, he changed the subject.

"Well, we're near the town. I think today is market day. I can't wait

to see you in action."

Gabrielle smiled a little. She loved the marketplace, and in a

different place, it made the challenge of bargain hunting even more exciting.

"Okay, Joxer, let's get to town, and you can watch me in action."

She took his hand in hers and smiled at him, no longer angry with him.

At the sight of her smile, Joxer's heart lifted. He knew he was back in

good graces with Gabrielle.

***

Jace looked around, searching for his friend, but he saw no sign of

him.

"Uncle, wheh ees Pierre?"

Jean-Luc smiled at him. "He's at the winery. You do remember the way?

Don't you?"

"Weeth my eyes blin'folded. Tenk you."

Jace raced to the winery. He stopped and looked in, and his heart

started to race. There stood Pierre, more beautiful then Jace could

remember.

Jace walked up to Pierre and placed his hand over his eyes. "Guess

who?"

The broad-shouldered man stood there. "Hmmm, could it be the Emperor of

Gaul?"

Jace giggled. "No, but chou are close."

"Ah, I am close. Then it must be my good friend, Jace of Greece."

Jace was delighted. "Yes, eet's me "

Pierre turned around and faced Jace. They were soon locked in each

other's embrace.

"It's been a long time, Jace. I missed you."

"I meessed chou too, my friend."

Pierre smiled at Jace. "We need to catch up."

Jace smiled as he ran his fingers though Pierre's hair. "I was teenking

we could do more t'en joost talk."

"Ooh, I love the way you think."

The two men went off to have a little fun.

***

Nebula stood there and watched Jett as he was chopping wood for his

uncle. She didn't know why he was doing it. He didn't have to; there were

workers to do that. She approached him and placed her hands on his

shoulders. Suddenly he grabbed her and turned her around, pushing her up

against the tree he was chopping beside.

"Didn't anyone ever tell you it's dangerous to sneak up on a man with

an ax - especially The King of Assassins?"

Nebula smiled and cooed seductively and ran her fingers up and down his

chest. "I find dangerous men are fascinated by my charm, and I don't

think you are any different."

Jett could feel himself getting aroused by The Pirate Queen. He slowly

placed his lips on hers, ready for a deep kiss, when suddenly something

struck the tree between them. They both looked up and saw Xena's

chakram there. She walked up to them and smiled.

"Sorry, it slipped."

Nebula was angry. "Xena, you did that on purpose. You could have killed

us."

Xena smiled coldly at them. "If I wanted to kill you, you wouldn't be

here now. Jett, your uncle wants to see you."

Jett nodded his head and left. Xena turned to Nebula. "Don't you have a

ship to run and people to loot?"

"They can spare me for a few days."

Xena stared daggers at Nebula. "I'm warning you, Nebula. Stay away from

Jett."

"Why? I find him interesting."

"He's not your type."

"Not my type? I think he's very much my type."

"Leave him alone Nebula. I'm warning you."

Nebula turned around sharply towards Xena. "You don't own me, Xena. If

I want to be around Jett, I will."

Nebula turned to walk away, when suddenly Xena grabbed her by her hair

and the two ladies began fighting. The fight was soon over. Xena had

won. She got off of Nebula and stood up. Nebula got up and wiped the

blood from her mouth.

"This isn't over, Xena." She then walked away, past Cyrene, who had

seen the fight.

"Xena, what was that all about?"

"Nothing. Just a disagreement."

"That must have been some disagreement."

"Mom, it was nothing. Just stay out of it."

Cyrene watched her daughter leave. She shook her head. Xena walked into

the barn to brush Argo.

"Boy Argo, I am losing it. I was out there fighting Nebula over Jett,

and I don't know why."

"Me neither. Since I know you love me."

Xena didn't bother turning around. "Ares, what are you doing here?"

"Just came to see my princess."

Part 3

Ares came closer and wrapped his arms around Xena.

"Now, isn't this better?"

Xena punched Ares hard in his stomach, taking him by surprise. He

pulled away suddenly and glared at her.

"Now is that anyway to treat me after I've come all this way?"

"Ares, I am not asking you again. What are you doing here?"

"I can't believe you and Nebula were fighting over that moron Jett."

"Hmmm... Of the three of them, I thought Jett would please you the

most."

"Well, he doesn't. At least Joxer wants to be a warrior. Jett doesn't.

What a disappointment. I could have made him famous. A great warrior,

but no, he wanted to be an assassin."

Xena shook her head. "Poor baby. Did one of your toys get away?"

Ares looked at her. "Jett may have escaped me, but he won't escape

Teutales, the Gaul God of War."

Xena looked at him. "Ares, if you know something. You better tell me

right now."

"Sorry, Xena. If there was any way to get rid of the competition, I am

not going to stop it."

"Ares, I'm warning you."

But Ares smiled and vanished. Xena ran out of the barn towards the

house. She had to warn Jett.

Mimi watched as the Warrior Princess headed for the house. She smiled.

It was time to put her plan into action. Teutales, the God of War,

wanted a sacrifice. He wanted triplet virgins, but Jean-Luc's nephews would

do. She would just tell Teutales that they were virgins. She walked

into the barn.

"Jock, where are you?"

A tall, muscular guy came from behind the door and grabbed Mimi,

kissing her.

"MM... you taste real nice."

Mimi pulled away from him. "Never mind that right now. Are you and your

men ready?"

Jock nodded his head.

"Good. Be careful, Jett is a killer."

"Don't worry. Me and my boys can handle him. What about the other two?"

"They will be dealt with."

Jock watched Mimi walk away and then he went to get his men.

_______

Joxer watched Gabrielle as she bargained with the merchant over a blue

dress. He was bored silly.

"Hey, Gabs, are you done yet? I'm kind of hungry."

But Gabrielle was too busy to hear him, so Joxer walked away and headed

for the inn. When he walked inside, a woman greeted him. She walked

over to him and smiled.

"Hi, cutie, never seen you here before."

Joxer smiled at her. "Well, hi yourself. Do you know where I can get

something to eat and drink?"

She smiled and led him over to the table. She poured him some wine.

"Here, cutie. I'll be right back with something to eat."

Joxer smiled and took a big drink. Soon he finished drinking the mug of

wine, and then he started feeling funny. He tried to stand up, but he

couldn't. He felt so heavy. Nothing seemed to work. Suddenly, he passed

out. The woman walked over to him and lifted his head. Joxer was out

cold. She dropped his head back down on the table. "Take him to the

temple and prepare him for Teutales."

Two men nodded their heads and carried Joxer to the waiting wagon.

__________

Xena ran into the house where Jezda and Cyrene were sitting talking.

"Where's Jett?" she demanded.

Jezda looked at the Warrior Princess. "Jett is with Jean-Luc. Why?"

"His life is in danger. Where did they go?"

"To the winery. Xena, what is wrong?" asked the trio's mother.

"I don't have time to explain. I've got to get to Jett, before it's too

late."

Xena ran out leaving the two mothers confused and worried. She soon

came to the winery. She ran inside and found Jean-Luc coming out. She

grabbed him. "Where's Jett?"

Jean-Luc stared at her. "I left him with Jock, one of my men that helps

make the wine. Why? What's wrong?"

Xena raced inside, but all she found was a dead man nothing more.

"You're too late, Xena. They already took Jett away. I must say he put

up a great fight. But, in the end, he lost."

Xena turned around to face Ares. "Ares, where is Jett?"

"Sorry, but no can say. This is Teutales' territory. I can't interfere.

Teutales wouldn't like that."

Xena screamed as she threw her chakram at Ares. He caught it and

smiled. "I can save Jett and his brothers, if you become my queen."

"No, thanks. I'll find them."

Ares laughed. "Suit yourself." And with that he vanished. Xena's

chakram dropped onto the floor and she retrieved it. She ran to the barn and

mounted Argo. She headed to town to warn Gabrielle and Joxer, hoping

she wasn't too late.

_________

Jace and Pierre were kissing each other all over. Pierre looked into

the eyes of his lover.

"May I enter you, my love?"

Jace smiled up at him. "Yes, oh yes, my friend. I want you inside me so

bad it hurts."

Pierre wasted no time as he slowly entered Jace. Jace moaned with

pleasure as his lover entered. Soon it was over as the two men laid in each

other arms.

Suddenly, five men burst into the room. One of them grabbed Pierre and

threw him to the floor then stabbed him. Jace let out a scream.

"No, Pierre! No, my love!"

He ran to Pierre, but one of the men struck him from behind and he fell

to the floor by his lover.

Mimi walked in and smiled. "Take him to the wagon and then to the

temple. Teutales awaits. Remember to keep them separated."

The men nodded their heads. Mimi smiled. "Soon, my lord Teutales, you

will give me what I want."

As Mimi left, Pierre slowly began to move. He got up and staggered out

of the room. Seeing Nebula coming toward him, he staggered to her.

"Please, help! Jace has been taken to Teutales, the God of War!"

Nebula caught the man as he fell into her arms.

______

Xena rode as hard as she could, racing Argo towards the town. Soon, she

came into the town and found Gabrielle, who had just finished up what

she was doing.

"Gabrielle, have you seen Joxer?"

Gabrielle looked at her friend. "He was just here."

The bard turned to the merchant. "Did you see where my friend went?"

"Sorry, miss, no."

"I saw him heading for the inn," replied a girl.

"Thanks! Come on, Gabrielle. We've got to get Joxer."

"Why, Xena? What's wrong?"

"I don't know, but Ares is involved and that's means trouble."

They entered the inn and asked about Joxer, but no one had seen him.

Xena grabbed one of the men and put the pinch on him.

"Where is our friend? You only have a little time before you die."

The man looked at Xena but refused to talk. Gabrielle stared at him.

She couldn't believe he wouldn't talk.

"Sorry, Xena, but he would rather die, than tell you anything. He's

loyal to Teutales," laughed Ares.

Xena released the pinch, and the man gasped for air. He soon got up and

ran out of the door. Xena grabbed

Ares.

"Where are they, Ares?"

"Sorry, Xena. But my offer is still good."

"Go to Tartarus. Come on, Gabrielle."

______

Mimi looked down at the unconscious Joxer. He was naked except for a

loincloth. Three women were preparing him for Teutales.

"Soon, Joxer. Soon, you and your brothers will be one with Teutales.

Oh, to have such an honor."

One of the women walked up to her. "Please, we must prepare him for

Teutales."

Mimi smiled as she stepped aside, and the women began to paint Joxer's

skin red.

She watched as they painted him. He would soon be ready. She left the

room and decided to check on the other two brothers. Jace still lay

unconscious. He also was naked except for a loincloth. The women were

painting his skin blue. Mimi walked over to him.

"I never liked this one. I will make sure he dies first."

One of the women bowed and nodded her head. "Yes, my lady."

"LET ME LOOSE! SO HELP ME, I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"

Mimi laughed. "Ah, yes, the oldest one speaks."

She walked into the next room to find Jett fully awake. The women were

trying their best to prepare him.

"What's going on, Mimi? I want to know right now!"

Mimi walked over to him. "You and your brothers should be honored. You

will become a sacrifice for the

God Teutales."

"Sorry, lady, but I've got other plans." Jett struggled to get loose,

but he was chained to the slab.

"Sorry, Jett, but you are not going anywhere."

Jett stared at Mimi. "So, help me, Mimi, when I get loose you are going

to die!"

Mimi walked over to him and blew dust into his face. Jett eyes rolled

back into his head and then he lay still once more. She turned to the

women.

"Now, prepare him! The hour grows near."

TBC