Disclaimer: whoh whao whoo whohn Eion Colfer won woonn he owns wha whan
everything. Wha wha!!! (That was supposed to be like the Charlie brown
teacher)
A/N: personally, I don't think Lizzie is bad, but to a sixteen year old
boy? Think about it.
"Now," the author said, magically typing Artemis Senior back to life. "Are
we ready to behave?"
Furious nods.
Then the author, who will now be referred to as. hmm.
"We will call you *coughidiotcough*! Oh, wait, I shouldn't have said that!
Please, don't hurt me!!!" said a voice from nowhere.
"There is only one who is smart enough to hack into my computer and read
what I was typing and plant an speaker so well hidden that even Artemis had
not found it and he will be punished. DUN DUN DUN. it is. DUN DUN DUN.
FOALY!!!" the authoress who-we-will-still-refer-to-as-author-because-she-
can't-think-of-a-cool-nickname-for-herself said. Then Artemis raised his
hand.
"Yes, Arty?" the author said gently.
"Um. well actually, your computer is actually pretty easy to hack.. I mean,
not that I've ever tried. even though you only had one password-"
Then Butler clapped his hand over his charges mouth. "Oh, your mighty
Authoress, I beg your forgiveness for my idiotic charge, you see, he is.ah.
delusional.. yeah that's it, and uh, well, um, yeah he was ah, drugged, no
wait, he's not drugged he's under the mesmer. um, it was, ah, Foaly!! He
put Artemis under the mesmer!!"
"Foally!!!" said the author typing them all (LJ, Erin, Holly, Briar (Hey,
evil guys are part of the ALL too. 'sides the author likes him and decided
he could live(That's one of the perks of being author). ), Foaly, Root,
Grub, Opal, Trouble, Artemis, Butler, Juliet, Chix, Mulch, and umm.
Rainruler (My pet on neopets) her sidekick) into a white room with no
doors.