Pyra: So far on the vote for Hobbits we have….*motions to Damien*

Damien: *pulls down chart*

Chart:

Frodo:

            Yugi 3 (that's 3 outta 3, guys, I think he's a shoo-in)

Bilbo:

            Grandpa (YGO) 1

            Tai Itsukun 1

Pippin:

            Goten 1

            Minako 1

            Joey 1

Merry:

            Chibi Trunks 1

            Makoto 1

            Seto 1

Sam:

            Joey 1

            Tasuki 1

Lobelia:

            Chibi-Usa 1

Gaffer:

            Roshi 1

Gandalf

            Roshi 1

Legolas

            Allen 1


Thanks to Merina, Ariana, kokes, and Dragon Ladysupreme for voting!  Especially Dragon Ladysupreme, who was the only one to vote for everything!   Oh, and I own nothing.  Except those really pretty earrings I bought yesterday and my Yu-Gi-Oh poster….but I don't own Lord of the Rings or the anime characters/series appearing in this fic.  Thank you.  Also, I apologize for keeping anyone waiting on any of my fics, I have been extremely busy as of late.  

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Pyra:  This time the Elves!  Hurray!  I get to interview hot bishounen!

Damien:  *temporarily OOC* And bishoujo.  *comes back in character* You DO have to have an Arwen you know.

Pyra:  Right.  Darn.  You can do that.  I'm sticking to my hot guys.

Damien:  Right.  I'm probably going to show up more in this chapter if Pyra gets too "stuck" on her "hot guys."

Legolas

Allen (Escaflowne):  *bows* Good day, my lady.

Pyra: *blushes slightly* 

Allen:  Would you like me to read now?

Pyra: No, no, that was perfect.

Allen:  What was perfect, my lady?

Pyra: That.

Damien:  Maybe you should leave now, Allen, before Lady Pyra loses all ability of speech.

Allen:  *shrugs, leaves*

Damien: Next. *mutters* Please don't let her embarrass herself any more.

Kurama (YuYu Hakusho): *takes script* "Lothlorien!  Lothlorien!  We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood!  Alas that it is winter!"

Pyra: *is impressed* *claps* Yay Kurama!

Damien:  *applauds politely* Thank you Kurama.  Next.

Hotohori (Fushigi Yuugi): *walks in*

Pyra: *faints* x_x

Damien: *moves in front of her before Hotohori can say anything* Read, please.

Hotohori:  We have studied acting at the palace when we were a child.  "Lothlorien!  Lothlorien!  We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood!  Alas that it is winter!"

Damien:  Very nice. *kick Pyra* Wake up, Lady.

Pyra:  *awake* Oh, did I miss Hotohori?!

Damien: Yes.

Pyra:  I think I'll go find him then.

Damien: No, you're going to stay and watch the rest of the auditions.  That is, if you can make it through them without fainting.

Eclipse (Demon Diary):  *mutters to self* Why am I doing this?

Raenef (DD): *calls from offstage* Because I asked you to!

Pyra: *hearts in eyes*

Damien: *sighs* It's going to be a long day.

Eclipse: "Lothlorien!  Lothlorien!  We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood!  Alas that it is winter!"

Pyra: That was beautiful Eclipse.  Can I touch your hair?

Eclipse: No.

Pyra: *glares* *decides to go touch Eclipse's hair anyways*

Damien: *holding Pyra by her shirt*

Eclipse: Oo *leaves quickly*

Gourry (Slayers): What I am doing again?

Lina (Slayers) (from offstage):  Just read the paper Gourry.

Gourry: "Lothlorien!  Lothlorien!  We have come to the eaves of the Golden Wood!  Alas that it is winter!"  What did I just say?  What's an eave?

Pyra: *decides to end audition*

Elrond

Hiei (YYH):  *looks at script* *monotone* "There lies our hope, if hope it be.  To walk into peril – to Mordor.  We must send the Ring to the Fire."

Pyra: And you're Kurama's boyfriend!?  He was way better!  Wouldn't he have rubbed off on you just a little?  *actually has a crush on Hiei*

Hiei: Oo  Kurama is not my boyfriend.  Where did you hear that?  Or did you just make it up? *pulls out katana*

Pyra: *ignores katana* Really?  Great!

Hiei: *decides it might be a good time to leave and does so*

Seto: *reads just as monotone as Hiei*

Pyra:  *seems to have gotten over the majority of her bishie obsession* Can't you guys spice it up a little more!? I mean, really!

Nakago:  *glares, sounds angry*" There lies our hope, if hope it be.  To walk into peril – to Mordor.  We must send the Ring to the Fire." *leaves*"

Pyra:  All the monotone guys, no matter how hot, have to audition at once don't they?

Damien:  Yes.

Pyra: *glares*

Tamahome:  I will do better than Nakago!  That'll get back at him for drugging me!

Nakago:  That wasn't me, Lady Yui drugged you.

Tamahome: You gave it to her!

Nakago: *shrugs* So?

Tamahome and Nakago: *fight*

Pyra: *cheers*  Finally, some action!  Go Nakago!  *waves flags*

Damien: *stops fight*  Tamahome, just read your lines.

Tamahome: *reads lines* "There lies our hope, if hope it be.  To walk into peril – to Mordor.  We must send the Ring to the Fire."

Pyra: *examines fingernails*

Tamahome: I better get paid.

Extremely large security peoples: *grab Tamahome by the arms and toss him offstage*

Arwen

Pyra: The plus side of this is that anyone would be better than Liv Tyler.

Usagi (SM): *walks on stage*

Pyra: I take that back.  Now, in the books, Arwen has NO lines.  She is a pointless character. The only thing she does is get married.  That's what going to be happening here.  I'm going to do this RIGHT.  So the contestants are just going to line up and try to look pretty.   Well…I'm going to do most of the book mostly right.  I can't do the whole thing, of course.  That book's just way to long! 

Contestants: *stand in line*

Line: *includes but is not limited to: Usagi (SM), Rei (SM), Hitomi (Escaflowne), Sakura (CCS), Sakura (Naruto), Raenef (DD), Erutis (DD), Yui (FY), Miaka (FY), Nuriko (FY), Soi (FY), Tea (YGO) and Mai (YGO)*

Glorfindel

Chris (DD): I will rid the world of the evil demons!  *thrusts fist into air* I will be the greatest Chief Cleric of Rased ever!  I will vanquish all the demons!  I am the Great Supergenius Chris! 

Damien: *sadly is being forced to handle this audition* -_-; Next.

Touya: Hey.  "It is you, Frodo, and that which you bear that brings us all in peril."

Damien: *nods politely* Next.

Chris: "It is you, Frodo, and that which you bear that brings us all in peril."  I will free the world from peril!  I will destroy the demons!

Damien: Next.

Dou (GW): *very energetically* "It is you, Frodo, and that which you bear that brings us all in peril."  Peril!  MWAHAHahahaha!!! *swings scythe* ^__^  I am Shinigami, the God of Death! 

Chris: Rased is the one true God!  With his aid, I, the Great Chris, will destroy all demons!!!

Damien: *has Chris removed by The Huge And Frighteningly Ugly Security Guards*

Haldir

Yukito (CCS): ^_^  Hello.  "The Dwarf breaths so loud we could have shot him in the dark." *turns into Yue*

Yue (CCS): "The Dwarf breaths so loud we could have shot him in the dark."  It's true, actually.  I'm sure, however, that I did much better than my host. 

Naruto (Naruto):  "The Dwarf breaths so loud we could have shot him in the dark." Can I go back the buffet now?

Yukito:  There's a buffet?!

Naruto: Didn't you see it? It's this way, they have great stuff!

Yukito: Oh, good, I'm getting really hungry.

Naruto and Yukito: *leave for buffet*

Pyra:  *looks at list* Ok, well, we have so many auditions and parts for Elves that I'm going to have to cut this section short.  We'll finish up the Elves and maybe start auditioning for the Wizards next time, so start thinking! 

Damien:  *nods, folds up list*