A/N: now a mostly talk chapter:

Holly: Wait, your honor, um, well, centaurs don't have magic. ma'am."

Author: Shut up!

Holly: Yes Ma'am.

Artemis: What are we doing here?

Author: In a white room.apparently. Jeeze, act smart for once. *Rolls eyes*

Foaly: And this is coming from the girl whose bio says she is psycho.

Author: I said that?

All: Yes.

Author: OK, then I didn't mean it.

Chix: *To LJ* Hey, pretty lady.

LJ and Artemis: *Hit him. Hard.*

Holly: I have wanted to do that for a looooooong time.

Rainruler: Who is Even-more-psychcoer-than-me-Fred? Is he your new side- kick? Did you replace me? *Pouts*

Author: Don't be such a baby, he is a friend, and he is unstable. I am his physiatrist.

Rainruler: You are?

Author: I am? What? What am I?

Rainruler: Fred's physiatrist.

Author: No I'm not.

LJ: But you just said you were.

Author: Who asked you?

LJ: Whatever *Goes back to watching Kate and Leopold.*

Artemis: How did you get a T.V in here. and set it up, wait a second, this room has no windows!!! Or doors!! The author brought us here for her own sick and twisted amusement!!
Briar: Wow, nothing gets past you, genius.
Artemis: You're dead!
Briar: *Sarcastically* No, really?
Grub: *Furiously nods* Yes you're really dead.

Briar: Well that means.

Root: We all have sixth senses!!

Briar: *Smacks forehead* No, it means that we all wore high heeled shoes!!

All: You are a dead idiot!

Author: *Typing* OK, well, the good news is briar is gone, the bad news, I am his new physiatrist.

Artemis: Lets end this chapter, I need to take a breather.