AN: I hope my story isn't sounding too stupid.
Disclaimer: I own nada.
Holly: Aren't you dead, Cudgeon?
Briar: Nope.
Holly: How?
Briar: Haven't you read your books?
All: Books!?
Rainruler: Yep, Artemis and the rest of the gang have three books.
LJ: Says the Purple Poogle.
Rainruler: I resent that comment. Hey wait, how do you know about
neopets!! I bet you like _LauraJean_ better than me don't you!!
Author!!!!!! How does she know about Kpanda61!! She is probably a
hacker!!
All but Artemis and Erin: *Gasp* how could you!
Foaly: Let's get back to Briars death, shall we?
Briar: Yes lets. It says; She didn't bother to check his vitals, it
was better this way, the alternative being a couple of centuries in
howlers peak. See, didn't even bother!! Ha, so, I go see some mud man
scientist, and he resurrects me, now I have to say
'FAAAAAAAMMMMMMLLLLLLLYYYYYY AUTO-MART, WE'LL SEE YA THERE!!!!'
everywhere I go.
All: Laughing hysterically
Foaly: I would have preferred being dead.
Lili Frond: I love doughnuts, Grubby; will you go get me one, please?
*big-teary-eyed look*
Grub: I will save you!!! *runs right into wall*
Trouble: Are you alright!! *Kills Lili Frond*
Root: I have wanted to do that for a long time. Would you believe
that it is illegal to kill faeries?
LJ: Don't worry; we all conveniently turned our heads.
Rootsie: Tha- WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES MY NAME SAY ROOTSIE!!!!!!!
Author: Hey, would you like it to be Rootsie-Tootsie? Or maybe
Ruticums? Or Ruwtsey Wutsey?
Rootsie: *tries to kill author by whacking her with a frying pan*
All: *trying to get frying pan from root, not to stop him, but so they
all can have their share of whacks at her head*
Author: WAIT! ! ! ! *Types and all become frozen* ok, now who do we
have left.la de da OK, Chix you may leave. Briar you MUST go, no one
cares for you, um everyone besides LJ, Artemis, Holly, Foally and
Rainruler can go. Now, I want five more people.. Ok, the first five
people to review get to be in my ficcy, so review with a description,
now BEGONE! *voice layered with mesmer* REVIEW! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!
Disclaimer: I own nada.
Holly: Aren't you dead, Cudgeon?
Briar: Nope.
Holly: How?
Briar: Haven't you read your books?
All: Books!?
Rainruler: Yep, Artemis and the rest of the gang have three books.
LJ: Says the Purple Poogle.
Rainruler: I resent that comment. Hey wait, how do you know about
neopets!! I bet you like _LauraJean_ better than me don't you!!
Author!!!!!! How does she know about Kpanda61!! She is probably a
hacker!!
All but Artemis and Erin: *Gasp* how could you!
Foaly: Let's get back to Briars death, shall we?
Briar: Yes lets. It says; She didn't bother to check his vitals, it
was better this way, the alternative being a couple of centuries in
howlers peak. See, didn't even bother!! Ha, so, I go see some mud man
scientist, and he resurrects me, now I have to say
'FAAAAAAAMMMMMMLLLLLLLYYYYYY AUTO-MART, WE'LL SEE YA THERE!!!!'
everywhere I go.
All: Laughing hysterically
Foaly: I would have preferred being dead.
Lili Frond: I love doughnuts, Grubby; will you go get me one, please?
*big-teary-eyed look*
Grub: I will save you!!! *runs right into wall*
Trouble: Are you alright!! *Kills Lili Frond*
Root: I have wanted to do that for a long time. Would you believe
that it is illegal to kill faeries?
LJ: Don't worry; we all conveniently turned our heads.
Rootsie: Tha- WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES MY NAME SAY ROOTSIE!!!!!!!
Author: Hey, would you like it to be Rootsie-Tootsie? Or maybe
Ruticums? Or Ruwtsey Wutsey?
Rootsie: *tries to kill author by whacking her with a frying pan*
All: *trying to get frying pan from root, not to stop him, but so they
all can have their share of whacks at her head*
Author: WAIT! ! ! ! *Types and all become frozen* ok, now who do we
have left.la de da OK, Chix you may leave. Briar you MUST go, no one
cares for you, um everyone besides LJ, Artemis, Holly, Foally and
Rainruler can go. Now, I want five more people.. Ok, the first five
people to review get to be in my ficcy, so review with a description,
now BEGONE! *voice layered with mesmer* REVIEW! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!