Chapter two
Rin: I'm back, and a bit more crazy, now
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'What the hell happened?' Rin thought groggily as she opened her eyes to new scenery.
"Miss Megumi, the girl has finally woken up," said a young woman. She had deep blue eyes with an almost black colored blue hair.
"Let her rest, she was unconscious with those other boys that we found, although I can't figure out how the boys can be up and about so quickly," said another women who was a bit older than the other and had hair a very dark color of green.
"Where am I?" she asked unsteadily.
"You mean you don't know where you are?" asked the younger women, looking startled. Rin only shook her head. "You're in the 11th year of the Meiji era."
"Riiiiin! You're awake," said Duo as he entered the room, wearing some odd clothes.
"D-did you just say the 11th year of the Meiji era?!" Rin asked in disbelief.
"Yes, I did. Why is that so important?" she asked.
"That means we're in Rurouni Kenshin," she stated, making both of the women look surprised.
"How do you know the name of Sir Ken?" asked the older woman.
"Yes, how do you know the name Kenshin?" asked the younger woman.
"Is this another one of those show things?" asked Duo.
"Why me? I just wanted to read some fanfiction, not get sucked into another world," Rin said. "It's alright, Megumi, I don't mean the battosai any harm. The same goes for you, Kaoru."
"How do you know our names?" both women asked at the same time.
"Yeah, how do you know their names?" asked a red-haired man who had just entered the room with the rest of the pilots.
"Do I really have to explain this all again?" asked Rin to herself. "Okay, I'll tell you on one condition, you don't lock me up for thinking I'm senile or for knowing too much about you," she said with a pointed look at Heero.
"Why would we lock you up?" asked a young boy who had entered at all the commotion. He had a bamboo sword over his shoulder and wore a kimono.
"Because where I come from, we can watch every little move you make, know about your pasts, and even know what you think at certain points." The people from this era looked shocked, but a person behind the door started laughing.
"Kenshin, are you really going to believe that load of crap," he said while he stepped out from behind the door. He was a tall man with brown, spiky hair held up with a red bandana.
"That's just the type of thing I expected from you, Sanosuke Sagara," said Rin, leaving Sanosuke looking shocked. "Sanosuke Sagara, ex-fighter for hire, friend of Kenshin, very good with his fists, used to have a Zan- batto before Kenshin sliced it in half during a fight, ex-member of the.." Rin continued, leaving everyone shocked.
"H-how do you know that?!" asked the short kid, reaching for his bamboo sword.
"Yahiko Myojin, training samurai under the instruction of Kaoru to learn the Kamiya-Kashin Ryu, father was killed during the revolution, mother died when he was young, raised by the local yakuza who forced him to steal for them before Kenshin took him to train under Kaoru, wants to become an even better warrior than Kenshin and wants his own sakka-bato.." Rin kept rattling off facts about him leaving everyone shocked. "Do I have to do any more histories, or do you believe me?" she asked when another girl came in.
"Hey, why's everyone in here?" she asked, her blue hair in a braid behind her.
"Why don't you tell us her history, if you can tell us, we'll believe you," said Kaoru.
*sigh* "Misao Makimachi, member of the Oniwaben group, has a secret crush on Aoshi Shinomori, first met Kenshin when she was stealing stuff from other bandits who she had tricked into thinking she was a babe, main weapon is herself and her tobikunai attack with her kunai knifes, do I have to say anymore?" Rin said, making Misao stop in her tracks.
"How do you know so much about us?" asked Kenshin.
"We had the same reaction when she told us how much she knew about us," said Quatre.
"Yeah, the only difference is that Heero locked her up," said Wufei.
"Is my laptop here? What about my DVD's and manga's?" Rin asked the pilots.
"We kept the laptop safe along with the manga's, but we can't find the DVD's anywhere," Duo supplied helpfully.
"Oh, can you show me where they are?" Rin asked. "I think my Rurouni Kenshin manga was one of them."
"I'll go get them," said Trowa, disappearing to go to another room.
"So you know all about our pasts?" asked Kenshin.
"Oh, Kenshin, I'm so sorry about Tomoe," Rin said, going over to hug Kenshin, who had gone stiff at the name of Tomoe. When Rin had hugged Kenshin, Kaoru got a deadly look on her face.
"So Rin," started Duo, "do you like anyone from this?"
"No, I only like Soijiro Seta because he's so cute when he smiles," said Rin. "See, Kenshin is Kaoru's, Sanosuke is Megumi's, Aoshi is Misao's, and Yahiko is too young, while Shishio's dead and loves Yumi."
"Oh," was Duo's only response. At that time, Trowa came in with a bag.
"Is that all of them?" Rin asked Trowa, who only nodded. "Good, now let's see if we can find it. Ah, here it is!" Rin held up a book and started reading it from the back to the front.
"Uh, Rin, you're reading it the wrong way," Duo told Rin.
"No, I'm reading it the right way; this is just a true manga where they have them backwards in the traditional way."
"Hey, that looks like us," said Kaoru.
"Of course it does, the person who made this created all of you," Rin said. When she said that, everyone gasped, including the pilots. "Oh, Kenshin, can you go get me a sword?"
"Why?" asked Kenshin suspiciously.
"Because my friend and I have this thing for sharp, pointy objects," Rin told them while everyone did a facefault. "What? Why did everyone just do a facefault?"
"That's the only reason?! A sword is a tool meant to protect the innocent-," started Kaoru.
"But I'm not going to use the sword against actual people, I'm going to give one sword to my friend and then keep the other to practice some of the Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryu moves," Rin said casually.
"Well, now we know that she's telling the truth, that we do," Kenshin said.
"So will you? Will you please get me and my friend a sword?" Rin asked him, getting puppy-dog eyes.
"I'm afraid I can't," Kenshin told her.
"WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!" shrieked Rin, but what Kenshin said was drowned out in the yells.
"I think it would be best for all of us if you got her those swords!" Duo yelled to Kenshin, who nodded in response before disappearing out the door.
When Kenshin finally came back, Rin was still screaming and everyone had stuff in their ears, but they could still hear the screaming girl. When they saw him with his two packages, they pushed him towards the girl, who immediately stopped yelling, as everyone sighed a sigh of relief. When he opened up the two packages, there were two beautiful swords there, one was silvery while the other had a goldish tinge.
"Why's it a little gold?" Rin asked.
"Because they were running out of metal, is that a bad thing?" he asked not wanting her to start screaming again.
"No, actually it's a wonderful thing," she said brightly, smiling at Kenshin. "You see, my friend wants a gold sword, so this works out just fine! I was actually going to make him go out again and make him get me a gold sword anyways." At this, everyone does a facefault except Heero, who had decided it was time to go, so he had gone and gotten Rin's laptop.
"Rin, we have to get home, do whatever you did that first time so we can get out of here," Heero said in his monotone voice.
"'Kay," Rin accepted happily, but when she checked the fanfiction for GW, the one that had gotten them there was gone. "Uh, guys? We have a problem, I can't find the fanfic that I was reading when we got here."
"Hmm, why don't you try the fanfiction for this show?" suggested Quatre.
"Good idea!" Rin said, and immediately found the fanfic she was looking for.
"Here we go again," said Duo as light began to burst out from the laptop. The light not only covered Rin, things that came with her, the pilots, and the swords, but also covered some of the characters of Rurouni Kenshin. In the final burst of light, the things that had started glowing disappeared, leaving Megumi alone.
"Where did everyone go?" she asked herself before noticing how messy everything was.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asked a girl with a red bandana on over her short, blond hair.
"Um, could you tell us where we are?" asked Rin.
"You're on the sidewalk that leads to the front door of my future home, and shorty over there has to sweep it," said the girl haughtily.
"Oh, hey! You're Anna the itako, right?" asked Rin, suddenly looking happy.
"How did you know that I was a spirit medium?" asked Anna.
"Wait, if we're in Shaman King, then that means that two of the evils in all anime and manga are here! Ohh nooooooo, there they are!!!!" Rin yelled, pointing to two boys, one was very short while the other had headphones on.
"And where have you been? I thought I told you to get back to you're training," Anna told the taller of the two boys.
"Give it to him Anna, show Yoh and Manta/Mordy who the boss is around here!" Rin yelled, getting puzzled looks from the people who came with her.
"How'd you know my name?" asked the one with headphones.
"Yes, how did you know their names?" asked Anna.
"Oh Miss Anna, I've fixed supper," said a man who had come around the corner.
"Ryu, why'd you lend you're sword to Yoh! He would have died if you hadn't!" Rin yelled at the man.
"What, what are you talking about? I never lent Yoh my wooden sword," said Ryu.
"Yes you did you baka! When Yoh was fighting Tao Jung and Lie Bielong, you gave shorty over there your sword so Yoh could defeat Bielong," said Rin, confusing people even more.
"Explain yourself and how you know so much about my fiancée," said Anna.
"Great, I have to explain myself again, but first," Rin said before punching both Manta/Mordy and Yoh.
"Why'd you do that?" asked Yoh, rubbing his cheek.
"Because I hate you, and don't even think of calling Amidamaru out to help you, we have a real samurai warrior who was called the battosai in his day," Rin told Yoh as he reached for a little wooden tablet-like thing under his shirt.
"H-how'd you know about Amidamaru?" Shorty stuttered.
"Because I like the beginning song to your show, which reminds me, where's Lenny/Lian/Ren and his sister?" Rin asked.
"How do you know about him!?" asked Ryu.
"Trowa, the bag please," Rin asked Trowa, who handed her the bag with all of her manga's in it. "Ah hah! Here it is!" Rin took out a manga called Shonen Jump, which looked a lot like a magazine. "Here it is," and she handed it to Anna, who looked at it in surprise.
"Did Anna just look surprised?" Yoh asked no one in particular.
"Shut up baka, you would be surprised too," Anna told them and handed them the magazine.
"Wha!!!" they shouted in unison. "How is this possible!?"
"Yes, how is this possible?" asked Anna. And Rin then went into the discussion of anime, again.
"I don't see how that would be possible," Anna stated clearly.
"I would have to agree with Anna on this one, it does sound a little far-fetched," Yoh said.
"But no-one wants to listen to you, Weirdo," Rin told him.
"Rin, we really have to get back, we might have a new mission," Heero said, cutting into the conversation. He conveniently had her laptop with him.
"How do you always end up with my laptop?" Rin asked him.
"Hn," was his only reply.
"What he said was, 'I must have a way with laptops,'" Duo provided helpfully.
"Oh, well, since I really don't want to stay here any longer than necessary, I guess we should go," Rin said, turning on the laptop to the Shaman King fanfiction to find what she was looking for. The process started all over again, and some of the characters from Shaman King were glowing, just like the last time. With the final blast of energy, it left Anna and Ryu alone.
"Look at this mess, someone will have to clean it up," she said, pointedly looking at Ryu.
"I'll get to it right away," said Ryu.
"Oh, I also want you to clean the bathrooms, and the sweep the sidewalk, and.." said Anna.
'What the hell happened?' Rin thought groggily as she opened her eyes to new scenery.
"Miss Megumi, the girl has finally woken up," said a young woman. She had deep blue eyes with an almost black colored blue hair.
"Let her rest, she was unconscious with those other boys that we found, although I can't figure out how the boys can be up and about so quickly," said another women who was a bit older than the other and had hair a very dark color of green.
"Where am I?" she asked unsteadily.
"You mean you don't know where you are?" asked the younger women, looking startled. Rin only shook her head. "You're in the 11th year of the Meiji era."
"Riiiiin! You're awake," said Duo as he entered the room, wearing some odd clothes.
"D-did you just say the 11th year of the Meiji era?!" Rin asked in disbelief.
"Yes, I did. Why is that so important?" she asked.
"That means we're in Rurouni Kenshin," she stated, making both of the women look surprised.
"How do you know the name of Sir Ken?" asked the older woman.
"Yes, how do you know the name Kenshin?" asked the younger woman.
"Is this another one of those show things?" asked Duo.
"Why me? I just wanted to read some fanfiction, not get sucked into another world," Rin said. "It's alright, Megumi, I don't mean the battosai any harm. The same goes for you, Kaoru."
"How do you know our names?" both women asked at the same time.
"Yeah, how do you know their names?" asked a red-haired man who had just entered the room with the rest of the pilots.
"Do I really have to explain this all again?" asked Rin to herself. "Okay, I'll tell you on one condition, you don't lock me up for thinking I'm senile or for knowing too much about you," she said with a pointed look at Heero.
"Why would we lock you up?" asked a young boy who had entered at all the commotion. He had a bamboo sword over his shoulder and wore a kimono.
"Because where I come from, we can watch every little move you make, know about your pasts, and even know what you think at certain points." The people from this era looked shocked, but a person behind the door started laughing.
"Kenshin, are you really going to believe that load of crap," he said while he stepped out from behind the door. He was a tall man with brown, spiky hair held up with a red bandana.
"That's just the type of thing I expected from you, Sanosuke Sagara," said Rin, leaving Sanosuke looking shocked. "Sanosuke Sagara, ex-fighter for hire, friend of Kenshin, very good with his fists, used to have a Zan- batto before Kenshin sliced it in half during a fight, ex-member of the.." Rin continued, leaving everyone shocked.
"H-how do you know that?!" asked the short kid, reaching for his bamboo sword.
"Yahiko Myojin, training samurai under the instruction of Kaoru to learn the Kamiya-Kashin Ryu, father was killed during the revolution, mother died when he was young, raised by the local yakuza who forced him to steal for them before Kenshin took him to train under Kaoru, wants to become an even better warrior than Kenshin and wants his own sakka-bato.." Rin kept rattling off facts about him leaving everyone shocked. "Do I have to do any more histories, or do you believe me?" she asked when another girl came in.
"Hey, why's everyone in here?" she asked, her blue hair in a braid behind her.
"Why don't you tell us her history, if you can tell us, we'll believe you," said Kaoru.
*sigh* "Misao Makimachi, member of the Oniwaben group, has a secret crush on Aoshi Shinomori, first met Kenshin when she was stealing stuff from other bandits who she had tricked into thinking she was a babe, main weapon is herself and her tobikunai attack with her kunai knifes, do I have to say anymore?" Rin said, making Misao stop in her tracks.
"How do you know so much about us?" asked Kenshin.
"We had the same reaction when she told us how much she knew about us," said Quatre.
"Yeah, the only difference is that Heero locked her up," said Wufei.
"Is my laptop here? What about my DVD's and manga's?" Rin asked the pilots.
"We kept the laptop safe along with the manga's, but we can't find the DVD's anywhere," Duo supplied helpfully.
"Oh, can you show me where they are?" Rin asked. "I think my Rurouni Kenshin manga was one of them."
"I'll go get them," said Trowa, disappearing to go to another room.
"So you know all about our pasts?" asked Kenshin.
"Oh, Kenshin, I'm so sorry about Tomoe," Rin said, going over to hug Kenshin, who had gone stiff at the name of Tomoe. When Rin had hugged Kenshin, Kaoru got a deadly look on her face.
"So Rin," started Duo, "do you like anyone from this?"
"No, I only like Soijiro Seta because he's so cute when he smiles," said Rin. "See, Kenshin is Kaoru's, Sanosuke is Megumi's, Aoshi is Misao's, and Yahiko is too young, while Shishio's dead and loves Yumi."
"Oh," was Duo's only response. At that time, Trowa came in with a bag.
"Is that all of them?" Rin asked Trowa, who only nodded. "Good, now let's see if we can find it. Ah, here it is!" Rin held up a book and started reading it from the back to the front.
"Uh, Rin, you're reading it the wrong way," Duo told Rin.
"No, I'm reading it the right way; this is just a true manga where they have them backwards in the traditional way."
"Hey, that looks like us," said Kaoru.
"Of course it does, the person who made this created all of you," Rin said. When she said that, everyone gasped, including the pilots. "Oh, Kenshin, can you go get me a sword?"
"Why?" asked Kenshin suspiciously.
"Because my friend and I have this thing for sharp, pointy objects," Rin told them while everyone did a facefault. "What? Why did everyone just do a facefault?"
"That's the only reason?! A sword is a tool meant to protect the innocent-," started Kaoru.
"But I'm not going to use the sword against actual people, I'm going to give one sword to my friend and then keep the other to practice some of the Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryu moves," Rin said casually.
"Well, now we know that she's telling the truth, that we do," Kenshin said.
"So will you? Will you please get me and my friend a sword?" Rin asked him, getting puppy-dog eyes.
"I'm afraid I can't," Kenshin told her.
"WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!" shrieked Rin, but what Kenshin said was drowned out in the yells.
"I think it would be best for all of us if you got her those swords!" Duo yelled to Kenshin, who nodded in response before disappearing out the door.
When Kenshin finally came back, Rin was still screaming and everyone had stuff in their ears, but they could still hear the screaming girl. When they saw him with his two packages, they pushed him towards the girl, who immediately stopped yelling, as everyone sighed a sigh of relief. When he opened up the two packages, there were two beautiful swords there, one was silvery while the other had a goldish tinge.
"Why's it a little gold?" Rin asked.
"Because they were running out of metal, is that a bad thing?" he asked not wanting her to start screaming again.
"No, actually it's a wonderful thing," she said brightly, smiling at Kenshin. "You see, my friend wants a gold sword, so this works out just fine! I was actually going to make him go out again and make him get me a gold sword anyways." At this, everyone does a facefault except Heero, who had decided it was time to go, so he had gone and gotten Rin's laptop.
"Rin, we have to get home, do whatever you did that first time so we can get out of here," Heero said in his monotone voice.
"'Kay," Rin accepted happily, but when she checked the fanfiction for GW, the one that had gotten them there was gone. "Uh, guys? We have a problem, I can't find the fanfic that I was reading when we got here."
"Hmm, why don't you try the fanfiction for this show?" suggested Quatre.
"Good idea!" Rin said, and immediately found the fanfic she was looking for.
"Here we go again," said Duo as light began to burst out from the laptop. The light not only covered Rin, things that came with her, the pilots, and the swords, but also covered some of the characters of Rurouni Kenshin. In the final burst of light, the things that had started glowing disappeared, leaving Megumi alone.
"Where did everyone go?" she asked herself before noticing how messy everything was.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" asked a girl with a red bandana on over her short, blond hair.
"Um, could you tell us where we are?" asked Rin.
"You're on the sidewalk that leads to the front door of my future home, and shorty over there has to sweep it," said the girl haughtily.
"Oh, hey! You're Anna the itako, right?" asked Rin, suddenly looking happy.
"How did you know that I was a spirit medium?" asked Anna.
"Wait, if we're in Shaman King, then that means that two of the evils in all anime and manga are here! Ohh nooooooo, there they are!!!!" Rin yelled, pointing to two boys, one was very short while the other had headphones on.
"And where have you been? I thought I told you to get back to you're training," Anna told the taller of the two boys.
"Give it to him Anna, show Yoh and Manta/Mordy who the boss is around here!" Rin yelled, getting puzzled looks from the people who came with her.
"How'd you know my name?" asked the one with headphones.
"Yes, how did you know their names?" asked Anna.
"Oh Miss Anna, I've fixed supper," said a man who had come around the corner.
"Ryu, why'd you lend you're sword to Yoh! He would have died if you hadn't!" Rin yelled at the man.
"What, what are you talking about? I never lent Yoh my wooden sword," said Ryu.
"Yes you did you baka! When Yoh was fighting Tao Jung and Lie Bielong, you gave shorty over there your sword so Yoh could defeat Bielong," said Rin, confusing people even more.
"Explain yourself and how you know so much about my fiancée," said Anna.
"Great, I have to explain myself again, but first," Rin said before punching both Manta/Mordy and Yoh.
"Why'd you do that?" asked Yoh, rubbing his cheek.
"Because I hate you, and don't even think of calling Amidamaru out to help you, we have a real samurai warrior who was called the battosai in his day," Rin told Yoh as he reached for a little wooden tablet-like thing under his shirt.
"H-how'd you know about Amidamaru?" Shorty stuttered.
"Because I like the beginning song to your show, which reminds me, where's Lenny/Lian/Ren and his sister?" Rin asked.
"How do you know about him!?" asked Ryu.
"Trowa, the bag please," Rin asked Trowa, who handed her the bag with all of her manga's in it. "Ah hah! Here it is!" Rin took out a manga called Shonen Jump, which looked a lot like a magazine. "Here it is," and she handed it to Anna, who looked at it in surprise.
"Did Anna just look surprised?" Yoh asked no one in particular.
"Shut up baka, you would be surprised too," Anna told them and handed them the magazine.
"Wha!!!" they shouted in unison. "How is this possible!?"
"Yes, how is this possible?" asked Anna. And Rin then went into the discussion of anime, again.
"I don't see how that would be possible," Anna stated clearly.
"I would have to agree with Anna on this one, it does sound a little far-fetched," Yoh said.
"But no-one wants to listen to you, Weirdo," Rin told him.
"Rin, we really have to get back, we might have a new mission," Heero said, cutting into the conversation. He conveniently had her laptop with him.
"How do you always end up with my laptop?" Rin asked him.
"Hn," was his only reply.
"What he said was, 'I must have a way with laptops,'" Duo provided helpfully.
"Oh, well, since I really don't want to stay here any longer than necessary, I guess we should go," Rin said, turning on the laptop to the Shaman King fanfiction to find what she was looking for. The process started all over again, and some of the characters from Shaman King were glowing, just like the last time. With the final blast of energy, it left Anna and Ryu alone.
"Look at this mess, someone will have to clean it up," she said, pointedly looking at Ryu.
"I'll get to it right away," said Ryu.
"Oh, I also want you to clean the bathrooms, and the sweep the sidewalk, and.." said Anna.