Authors note: I will at least be doing five more chapters because I am going to give each winner their own chapter and then they will stay until the story ends or they ask to be removed.

Disclaimer: The only thing I own is this lack of plot, LJ, and Tie owns himself.

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Author: Forgot to mention Rootsie gets to stay. Now to announce the first winner is. dun dun na na!

Artemis: Why do I have a feeling that something extremely bad is going to happen?

Holly: Probably because it is.

Author: *Grabs extremely large, long knife and slits the white room a thirteen year old boy (Tie Kerl) walks out of the sllit*

Tie: K.T, always so dramatic.

Author: SHHHHHHHHHHH! I don't want to have to kill you in this fic, but you cannot, CAN NOT call me K.T!

Tie: *patronizingly* OK, Kate.

Author: *clenches teeth and screams*

Foaly: *chuckle*

Author: *trying not to raise her voice* And who is this? *pointing rudely to Lila*

Tie: Generational curse.

Lila: *Slaps Tie*

Author: I think we'll get along just fine. Yeah, I always wanted to do that, ever since he *sniff* ahh.. what was it he did again. *spends several minutes thinking and eyes glaze over* Oh, yes, he threw a water balloon at my fourth cousin twice removed by marriage. *nods furiously* yep, that's it.

Tie: K.T you are an idiot.

Author: *Curls up in fetal position and starts rocking back and forth* (to voices in head) he doesn't even know me.he really hurt my feelings.. no, I have not been taking drugs.

Foaly: Lets leave during this moment of weakness.

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and now tie will be in all of the next chapters.

Tie: If something offended you, I can alter this chapter, just review.