Authors note: Two chapters in one week, didn't you get lucky.

Disclaimer: The only thing I own is this lack of plot, LJ, and Tie and Lutefa owns himself/herself.

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Author: *Over megaphone* OK, We will now have a scream off between Lutefa the Loud and Rootsie the Rude!

"Arty?" LJ whimpered before she slipped her hand into his, but it was too late.

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Chapter seven:

Tie: have you ever been to one of these?

LJ: *Shakes head*

Tie: OK, well, author is going to insult them both until they start screaming at her, lucky for her, she has earplugs, unlucky for us, we don't.

LJ: *eyes widen* But isn't she the one who-

Tie: needs anger management worse than Root? Yes.

LJ: Tie! You need to stop her!

Tie: Me! Why not Holly, she has a gun?

LJ: Because, you are the only one brave enough to call her KT.

Tie: Ha! The really brave people call her Frin. It has something to do with a best friend that moves. KT just annoys her, but Frin. well, calling her that would be like calling a fairy Mud Girl.

Artemis, who realized that he had not yet spoken this chapter, and was jealous that not only had LJ called Tie "Tie," but that she had also been talking to him for almost ten lines, started feeling braver than usual.

Artemis: Hey, Frin!

Oh no, he was in for it now.

TO BE CONTINUED

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