Merry and Pippin; I love Mushrooms (Hallelujah)
Pippin: I heard there was a firework,
That Gandalf made in the woods of Mirk,
But nothing can compare to the happy feeling.
It comes at lunch, at brunch and tea,
We have a store just Merry and me,
And the pure and simple truth is I love mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
Merry: Sausages are nice and tomatoes too,
But nothing compares to mushroom stew,
Bacon tastes good, but mushrooms are even better.
They go with toast, they go with wine,
They don't need feeding like greedy swine,
They're the best things. Yes they are those awesome mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
Pippin: They're rubbery when they're uncooked,
But they're still the nicest kind of food,
They're always there when I'm feeling down and lonely.
When I'm stealing them I have to hide,
But I can't stop now I won't survive
Cause the best things in Middles Earth are the mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
Pippin: Can you imagine if they weren't here,
There'd be nothing left, we'd live in fear,
We'd never taste the joy that they could bring us.
The fairies would have to sit on stones,
There'd be nothing left, we'd be skin 'n' bones,
Our whole lives depend on the mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
Merry: Oh dear, oh dear I'm very scared,
If the mushrooms die out we're unprepared,
Pippin you must save me from the nightmare.
I can't go on without mushrooms,
Life without them is surely doomed.
I can't survive without those god-sent mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
M+P: Aragorn says they're bad for us
But we can tell he's just jealous
Because he keeps on trying to steal them.
He won't succeed they're ours-
Pippin: They're mine.
Merry: Pippin you must share, let's make some wine.
M+P: Mushroom wine…that doesn't sound very divine. BUT…
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms
I love Mushrooms I love Mushrooms.