Chapter 2
The disclaimer is in chapter 1. I know. I'm lazy.
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12 hours are up........
Silverwane: Alright, psycho boys, come out now and hand over the VirtualPets
Malik: Never! My slime mold needs me!
Silverwane: You can have a new motorcycle....
Malik: No, you fiend! I will never abandon my slime mold!
Silverwane: *snicker* Fine then.....Pegasus? Coming?
Pegasus: NO! My chicken needs me!
Silverwane: I've got Cecilia here....
Pegasus: You just want to take my chicken away! *sob* Never!
Silverwane: *evil grin* Hey Yami Bakura.....I stole your Millennium Ring and gave it to Yami
Yami Bakura: I don't care! I want to be with my turtle!
Silverwane: He wants to send you to the Shadow Realm.
Yami Bakura: I don't care!
Silverwane: *giggle* Hey Marik? I stole your Millennium Rod and sold it on E-Bay for trillions of dollars!
Marik: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU- *gets elbowed by the other three* I-I-I-I mean, never, my tadpole needs me!
Silverwane: Well, get out of the closet, at least…
Marik/Pegasus: *walking out of closet* What are we going to do tonight, Malik and Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura/Malik: *also walk out of closet* Same thing we do every night, Marik and Pegasus. Try to take over the world!
Marik: Narf!
Silverwane: Oh dear…. They've been watching my Pinky and the Brain reruns again…. Oh and look! They're trying to drive Yami insane with their Virtual Pet beeping….
Yami: Uhh… hi?
Pegasus: And now my chicken, beep the recipe for the secret weapon! *Yami Bakura, Malik, and Marik listen intensely as the chicken Virtual Pet begins beeping* Wha?! Nooooo! *sobs*
Silverwane: *sigh* Now what?
Pegasus: My chicken died! WAAAAAAH!
Silverwane: Oh how tragic. Now, time for Yugi and Yami!
Yugi: YAY!
Yami: …Yay…
Yugi: I can't WAIT!
Yami: …I can't wait…
Yugi: This will be so fun!
Yami: …This will be so fun…
Yugi: At least smile while you're saying it…
Yami: Do I have to?
Yugi: ….
Silverwane: *hands Yami a porcupine Virtual Pet and Yugi an innocent little kitten Virtual Pet* Into the closet now with you both…
Yugi: *runs into closet eagerly*
Yami: *grumble grumble trudge trudge*
Silverwane: *locks closet* Now what do we do?
Joey: *comes back, mouth covered in Trefoil crumbs* Donut shop? Pizza shop?
Yami Bakura: Well, I'm hungry…
Malik: So am I
Marik: And me too!
Joey: I'm not gonna eat lunch with you three!
Silverwane: Joey…. You all ready had lunch
Joey: Err, okay, breakfast then!
Silverwane: You had breakfast too
Joey: Dinner!
Silverwane: Had it
Joey: Brunch!
Silverwane: Had it
Joey: Uhhhh…. Supper?
Silverwane: Had it
Joey: What about dinunch?
Silverwane: Dinunch?
Joey: Yeah, the meal between lunch and dinner!
Silverwane: Had it
Joey: Drat . Er, okay, then why don't we go to the burger shop for a special occasion!
Silverwane: WHAT special occasion?
Joey: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh….
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15 minutes later…
Joey: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh….
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30 minutes later…
Joey: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Yami Bakura: That's it. I'm going.
Malik: Me too
Marik: Me three
Pegasus: Me four!
Malik: NO! If you do, I will control your mind with the Millennium Rod and make you flush your head down the toilet!
Pegasus: . You're mean
Malik: Thank you. Now, let's go
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At the burger parlor…
Silverwane: They must have left all ready. Okay, lets find a table so we can satiate Joey's uhhh… what did you call it again?
Joey: My starved, famished, depleted, miniscule food stores. Can we eat yet?
Tea: Joey, you just ate….
Joey: But I'm still hungry!
Silverwane: *sigh* Well, there's a table. Let's- Uh, Joey….what are you doing?
Joey: Gimme a burger! @_@ Gimme a burger! @_@
Waiter: *odd look at Joey, then Tea*
Tea: …He's not with me
Everyone, excluding the waiter: *sits down at table, then orders*
Yami Bakura: *walks in* I told you we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! We should have taken the left turn!
Silverwane: Oh no…quick everyone, hide under the table!
Joey: But what about my food- *is pulled under table*
Malik: *claims table* We weren't even anywhere near Albuquerque….
Yami Bakura: Well…. That's what Bugs Bunny always says…
Marik: And when did you start taking advice from a cartoon character?
Yami Bakura: Well what do you think you are, Egyptian freak?
Marik: Grrrrrr…
Malik: Please, please, no need to get all angry… I'm starved, and I don't want to have to eat either of you. Waiter! Get me a hot dog! Now! Or you shall pay the consequences!
Waiter: I only take and deliver orders….
Malik: Too late. I said NOW. *zaps Waiter with Millennium Rod*
Waiter: *disappears into nothingness*
Malik: Oops. I set the phaser on kill….
Yami Bakura: You mean rod
Malik: That's what I said
Yami Bakura: Was not
Malik: Was too!
Yami Bakura: Was not
Malik: Well, its MY rod and I can call it what I want!
Yami Bakura: Yes, Mr. Spock…..VERY logical…. I am SO impressed with your absolutely SEAMLESS logic….
Marik: Wait a minute…did you say YOUR rod?
Malik: Well, duh. Its mine.
Marik: No. Its mine.
Malik: Mine.
Marik: Mine.
Malik: Mine.
Marik: Mine!
Malik: MINE
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Well now that he's killed the Waiter, how am I gonna get my food…?
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Silverwane: I have a feeling we're going to be hiding here for a loooooooog time….
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A half hour later…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Do you have any queens?
Fly: Bzzzzz…
Yami Bakura: I'll take that as a Go Fish…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Joey: I still am hungry…
Silverwane: I know. But they're here…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
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An hour later…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: I've beaten the fly about a hundred times now guys…. Can you stop it?
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Please…?
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Please?
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: PLEASE!!!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAGH!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
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Two hours later…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Zzzzzzzzz…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: *drools on table* Zzzzzzzzz….
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Joey: *emerges out from under table* They don't even see me…. *walks out door* I'm going back
*the rest head slowly out as Yami Bakura continues sleeping and Marik and Malik continue going…*
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
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Three hours later…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: *wakes up* Nice nap…. Wait…you too are STILL arguing?
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Stop…it…
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Stop….it…!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: STOP IT!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, STOP IT!!!!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: Oh well…If you can't beat em…join em! MINE!
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: MINE!
Owner of Restaurant: That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm closing early….*heads out door*
Marik: MINE!
Malik: MINE!
Yami Bakura: MINE!
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The twelve hours are up…
Silverwane: Hmmm…. Marik, Malik, and Yami Bakura aren't back yet…. Let's party! ^_^
Yami: *muffled behind door* Save me…
Silverwane: Oh, I almost forgot…. *opens door*
Yugi: Aww… is it time all ready?
Silverwane: Yes. However, you can keep your Virtual Pet
Yugi: YAY! Good thing too, because I made Yami add it to my Soul Room…
Yami: It was annoying enough before. Now I am hearing it unceasingly. I should never have agreed to doing that….
Yugi: But it needed to be cared for!
Silverwane: Yes, that face of Yugi's is rather convincing isn't it…. Who can turn down puppy eyes like that?
Joey: *yawn* Hey, everybody, did I miss something?
Silverwane: Uh…Joey… why are you dressed in…that…?
Joey: In what?
Kaiba: Hah hah! I knew Wheeler was a lap dog! Hah hah!
Joey: I'm no stinkin' lap dog- hey, why am I dressed in a puppy costume…? Wait, you tricked me and made me dress up like this, Kaiba!
Kaiba: And what if I did?
Joey: Then I'll be kicking your sorry rear! Lemme at 'em!
Silverwane: *sigh* I think I'll let you two boys try and work this out...uh… peacefully…. I said PEACEFULLY!
Joey: *swings at Kaiba and misses* Grrrrrr…
Kaiba: Now he even sounds like a lap dog.
Joey: Now you're REALLY going to pay for that! *launches himself on Kaiba*
Silverwane: Oh dear…Er, well, in the meantime…I'm going to have to choose our next experimentor….
Who will be the experimentor this time? Will it be Tea or Joey? Will someone get exposed to the torture again? Or maybe it will be someone that hasn't been mentioned yet….
To be continued…