Chapter 4
Yep, more to be added to the disclaimer list.
I do not own:
M&Ms
Snickers
Milky Way
Almond Joy
3 Musketeers
Hershey's Hugs
Hershey's Kisses
(You can probably tell where this is going so far)
Pokemon (Pokemon lovers, please do not kill me.)
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Malik: Well I'm gonna take over the world now- uh, where are we.?
Yugi: It looks like we've been somehow transported to another world!
Malik: You dolt, of course not! How stupid CAN you get? *pauses* Wait a minute.. it looks like we've been somehow transported to another world! Yes, I'm always right with my fabulous ideas!
Yugi: ..
Joey: Oh well, at least I still have a secret supply of chocolate-
Others: DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE? GIMME SOME!
Joey: No! Aaaaaaagh! *is bombarded by others wanting chocolate*
Mai: *drools* M&Ms!
Mokuba: Snickers bars!
Kaiba: Milky Ways!
Ryou: Almond Joys!
Yugi: 3 Musketeers bars!
Marik: Hershey's Hugs!
Malik: Hershey's.Hugs.?! And I thought he could sink no lower than liking something named after something relating to love. Hey, is that a whole bunch of Hershey's Kisses? Ooo! *pounce*
*chocolate is all eaten by hungry characters*
Joey: Well.thanks a lot -_-
Others: You'rewelcome! Yaywelovechocolate!
Joey: O.O is there any reason why you're talking in all one word?
Others: Sugarsugarsugarsugar!
Silverwane: *snickers and speaks to readers* How amusing.. They seem to be coping well as of yet with the new world I've put them in until they learn their lesson..
Devlin: Ooo, look at this dice thingy! *starts stuffing a dice up his nose* Aagh, doethn't fit vereh well.
Tea: Let's all cover our clothing in whip cream, hang cherries from our ears and celery from our eyebrows, then dance in a circle singing of friendship! ^_^
Marik: Eee! *runs around hugging everybody*
Malik: Eee! *runs around.er.kissing everybody*
Yami: O.o I just got kissed by Malik.. Must.. find.. antiseptic.. *faints*
Yugi: Look everybody, I'm a porcupine and I can spike things on my quills! *spikes Malik's motorcycle with hair* Look, the wheeled thingy has a flat tire now!
Mai: *points while talking like a very young child* Tire made rude noise when going flaaaaaat. *pauses, then runs after Pegasus* MUMMY! ^_^
Pegasus: *is trying to fly by flapping arms repeatedly* O.O er.hi?
Tristan: Stay back, everyone! I have a lethal weapon! *lowers head, pointing hair towards Malik, who is trying to kiss Tristan*
Weevil: I'm a mosquito! *bites Kaiba's arm*
Kaiba: I seem to have a large, mindless blob hanging from my arm..
Weevil: .
Serenity: *jumps on Joey's back* Piggy back ride! ^_^
Joey: You're all going insane.
Silverwane: Nah, they're just all sugar-high
Joey: Hey! Why are you here! We shoved you in the closet!
Silverwane: Have you yet again forgotten about my authoress powers? Tsk tsk..
Joey: But we're the stars of this story!
Silverwane: And I'm the author. You're just a thought-form. A figment of someone's imagination. Live with it.
Joey: Well.. if I'm just a figment of imagination.. Then I can beat Kaiba up and it won't matter! Cool!
Silverwane: Unless I decide you can't, in which case, you wouldn't
Joey: .
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A day later.
Ryou: Must. get. more. chocolate.
Yami Bakura: I am chocolate deprived..
Devlin: I need chocolate..
Serenity: There isn't any chocolate left! ;_;
Marik: I've got a chocolate hangover.
Malik: Must. keep. kissing.. people..
Yami: *whacks Malik*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.hugging.people..
Yami: *whacks Malik again*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.torturing.people..
Yami: *whacks Malik even harder*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.killing.people..
Yami: *concusses Malik repeatedly*
Malik: Ow- my short-term memory neurons have been disrupted. I cannot easily remember what I have said very well, because my short-term memory neurons have been disrupted. Disrupted have been by short-term memory neurons. Focus, I cannot focus. I have no short-term memory. Short-term memory is having problems being accessed. I cannot.cannot.cannot remember what I am saying. I seem to have short-term memory loss seems to have occurred. Problems.. I am having problems. problems. problems. problems. problems. *is whacked again by Yami, and is knocked unconscious*
Characters: *moan* We want more chocolate!
Silverwane: Well, how about this. I have planted one M&M somewhere around here. Now-
Characters: *mad frenzy to find M&M*
Silverwane: They didn't let me finish.. How sad. Oh well. It's their own fault if they happen across a Mythic Dragon or two and get pulverized.
Characters: *come back* WHAT?!
Silverwane: You didn't let me tell you the rules of this place.. You each will find a VirtualPet in your pocket. If you treat it well and everything for a few days, you will get transported to the M&M magically.
Yugi: Yay! ^_^
Evil Characters: You mean we have to be NICE to it.?
Other Characters: *moan*
Silverwane: Oh yes.. And I forgot to mention. You'll be having a visit from a few choice Pokemon characters. Have fun! *creeps of before characters regain composure an attempt to pulverize the authoress*
Ash Ketchum: Hey, how'd I end up here?
Yami: *pulls Pikachu from his deck* Now how did YOU get in there?
Pikachu: *angrily* Pika!
Yami Bakura: Hey look, it's a giant yellow rodent from Mars. ha ha ha.*is electrocuted by Pikachu* AAAAAAAAAAGH!
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The next day.
Ash: .And that's why Pokemon are similar to Duel Monsters!
Yu-Gi-Oh characters: Zzzzzz.
Brock: They're not listening..Oh well! *looks at Mai* Maybe she likes me.
Mai: Snoooooorrrk..zzzzzzz..
Brock: I'll take that as a yes *rushes to her side* Will you marry me?
Mai: Snooorrrrrr- mmmm, what?
Brock: Yay! ^_^ *hugs her*
Mai: Get off me!
Brock: ;_; But I thought you said you wanted to marry me.
Mai: *spits in his eye*
Brock: But.but.
Mai: *sounds upset* Why would you think I wanted to marry you?! Unfeeling moron!
Brock: Great. now I'm upset
Mokuba: Hey Seto, I didn't know Mai's face could look so red and purple.
Kaiba: Thrilling.
Brock: Heh, heh.nice girly.niiice girly.. Stay.. Stay. Okay.don't stay. Don't kill me!
Yami Bakura: Oh brother.. This would be funny if it wasn't so plain sad.
All the Virtual Pets: BEEP!
Yu-Gi-Oh characters: *groan* Are they hungry AGAIN?!
Malik: Well I'm gonna take over the world now- uh, where are we.?
Yugi: It looks like we've been somehow transported to another world!
Malik: You dolt, of course not! How stupid CAN you get? *pauses* Wait a minute.. it looks like we've been somehow transported to another world! Yes, I'm always right with my fabulous ideas!
Yugi: ..
Joey: Oh well, at least I still have a secret supply of chocolate-
Others: DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE? GIMME SOME!
Joey: No! Aaaaaaagh! *is bombarded by others wanting chocolate*
Mai: *drools* M&Ms!
Mokuba: Snickers bars!
Kaiba: Milky Ways!
Ryou: Almond Joys!
Yugi: 3 Musketeers bars!
Marik: Hershey's Hugs!
Malik: Hershey's.Hugs.?! And I thought he could sink no lower than liking something named after something relating to love. Hey, is that a whole bunch of Hershey's Kisses? Ooo! *pounce*
*chocolate is all eaten by hungry characters*
Joey: Well.thanks a lot -_-
Others: You'rewelcome! Yaywelovechocolate!
Joey: O.O is there any reason why you're talking in all one word?
Others: Sugarsugarsugarsugar!
Silverwane: *snickers and speaks to readers* How amusing.. They seem to be coping well as of yet with the new world I've put them in until they learn their lesson..
Devlin: Ooo, look at this dice thingy! *starts stuffing a dice up his nose* Aagh, doethn't fit vereh well.
Tea: Let's all cover our clothing in whip cream, hang cherries from our ears and celery from our eyebrows, then dance in a circle singing of friendship! ^_^
Marik: Eee! *runs around hugging everybody*
Malik: Eee! *runs around.er.kissing everybody*
Yami: O.o I just got kissed by Malik.. Must.. find.. antiseptic.. *faints*
Yugi: Look everybody, I'm a porcupine and I can spike things on my quills! *spikes Malik's motorcycle with hair* Look, the wheeled thingy has a flat tire now!
Mai: *points while talking like a very young child* Tire made rude noise when going flaaaaaat. *pauses, then runs after Pegasus* MUMMY! ^_^
Pegasus: *is trying to fly by flapping arms repeatedly* O.O er.hi?
Tristan: Stay back, everyone! I have a lethal weapon! *lowers head, pointing hair towards Malik, who is trying to kiss Tristan*
Weevil: I'm a mosquito! *bites Kaiba's arm*
Kaiba: I seem to have a large, mindless blob hanging from my arm..
Weevil: .
Serenity: *jumps on Joey's back* Piggy back ride! ^_^
Joey: You're all going insane.
Silverwane: Nah, they're just all sugar-high
Joey: Hey! Why are you here! We shoved you in the closet!
Silverwane: Have you yet again forgotten about my authoress powers? Tsk tsk..
Joey: But we're the stars of this story!
Silverwane: And I'm the author. You're just a thought-form. A figment of someone's imagination. Live with it.
Joey: Well.. if I'm just a figment of imagination.. Then I can beat Kaiba up and it won't matter! Cool!
Silverwane: Unless I decide you can't, in which case, you wouldn't
Joey: .
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A day later.
Ryou: Must. get. more. chocolate.
Yami Bakura: I am chocolate deprived..
Devlin: I need chocolate..
Serenity: There isn't any chocolate left! ;_;
Marik: I've got a chocolate hangover.
Malik: Must. keep. kissing.. people..
Yami: *whacks Malik*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.hugging.people..
Yami: *whacks Malik again*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.torturing.people..
Yami: *whacks Malik even harder*
Malik: Ow- Must.keep.killing.people..
Yami: *concusses Malik repeatedly*
Malik: Ow- my short-term memory neurons have been disrupted. I cannot easily remember what I have said very well, because my short-term memory neurons have been disrupted. Disrupted have been by short-term memory neurons. Focus, I cannot focus. I have no short-term memory. Short-term memory is having problems being accessed. I cannot.cannot.cannot remember what I am saying. I seem to have short-term memory loss seems to have occurred. Problems.. I am having problems. problems. problems. problems. problems. *is whacked again by Yami, and is knocked unconscious*
Characters: *moan* We want more chocolate!
Silverwane: Well, how about this. I have planted one M&M somewhere around here. Now-
Characters: *mad frenzy to find M&M*
Silverwane: They didn't let me finish.. How sad. Oh well. It's their own fault if they happen across a Mythic Dragon or two and get pulverized.
Characters: *come back* WHAT?!
Silverwane: You didn't let me tell you the rules of this place.. You each will find a VirtualPet in your pocket. If you treat it well and everything for a few days, you will get transported to the M&M magically.
Yugi: Yay! ^_^
Evil Characters: You mean we have to be NICE to it.?
Other Characters: *moan*
Silverwane: Oh yes.. And I forgot to mention. You'll be having a visit from a few choice Pokemon characters. Have fun! *creeps of before characters regain composure an attempt to pulverize the authoress*
Ash Ketchum: Hey, how'd I end up here?
Yami: *pulls Pikachu from his deck* Now how did YOU get in there?
Pikachu: *angrily* Pika!
Yami Bakura: Hey look, it's a giant yellow rodent from Mars. ha ha ha.*is electrocuted by Pikachu* AAAAAAAAAAGH!
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The next day.
Ash: .And that's why Pokemon are similar to Duel Monsters!
Yu-Gi-Oh characters: Zzzzzz.
Brock: They're not listening..Oh well! *looks at Mai* Maybe she likes me.
Mai: Snoooooorrrk..zzzzzzz..
Brock: I'll take that as a yes *rushes to her side* Will you marry me?
Mai: Snooorrrrrr- mmmm, what?
Brock: Yay! ^_^ *hugs her*
Mai: Get off me!
Brock: ;_; But I thought you said you wanted to marry me.
Mai: *spits in his eye*
Brock: But.but.
Mai: *sounds upset* Why would you think I wanted to marry you?! Unfeeling moron!
Brock: Great. now I'm upset
Mokuba: Hey Seto, I didn't know Mai's face could look so red and purple.
Kaiba: Thrilling.
Brock: Heh, heh.nice girly.niiice girly.. Stay.. Stay. Okay.don't stay. Don't kill me!
Yami Bakura: Oh brother.. This would be funny if it wasn't so plain sad.
All the Virtual Pets: BEEP!
Yu-Gi-Oh characters: *groan* Are they hungry AGAIN?!