No Answer
By the crazy little girl HamClover!
10/16/03
Hamha! I'm feeling perky today! Tee hee! I hope you're enjoying this fic! I've finally come across a plot that I (hopefully) won't get a writer's block on! Yay! Well, if you know me pretty well, you know that I'm a very humorous otaku! If I don't get my comedy, I'll start acting very, very, very, very, crazy. This chapter introduces you more to the character Cyan. Even though the genre for this fic is drama, I had to get a humorous part in some way or another! After all that suspense, all you need is a good laugh! Yep, I'm one of those girls that, other than watching the much hated Cartoon Network, loves watching Comedy Central! (Ike, Ike, Ike, Ike, he's the BEST character from South Park! IKE!!) Enjoy! (And laugh, I hope this don't end up like any of Howdy's jokes!)
P.S. There's lots of jokes about famous books, but I'm not dissing any in any way! And I'm not in any ay, making fun of Jingle's pig Herbert. he's just a little bratty in this chapter.OINKY!
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Cyan never really was a patient sort of guy. He'd get upset only after waiting for his sunflower seeds for 5 seconds! He made me laugh a lot too. Trent too! He told the most farfetched stories too! One of my favorites that he told me was the one about how pumpkin seeds can make you drunk. He said that if you ate over 13 of them, you'd start acting like a Hobo-Ham riding a uni-cycle on crack! .Yeah, like I believed that!
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Chapter 4- Stoned..?
Cyan was lost..period.
"I have no 'flippin idea where I am!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted to exactly no one.
He had escaped from the weirdest and most gray place ever, with his life.
But Cyan wasn't concerned about his life, he simply had 2 goals- Find home and find Moki.
He nervously hummed to the song "Boom Boom Dollar" (DDR fans know what I'm talking about) He walked a few ways until he spotted 2 strange looking kids hanging around a tree. "I'm gunna kill a mockingbird! Like in that book Ma loves so much!" The boy shouted ever so obnoxiously. The little, younger girl, put her hands on her hips and snapped, "NO they didn't shoot no rocking-bird!" "It's Mockingbird!" "uh, whatever, Mockingbird, that's the title, dummy!" ".I knew that!" Cyan snorted. He couldn't help but laugh at the 2 clueless kids. They didn't seem to notice that a strange hamster bearing a mow-hawk and riding an extremely plump pig was waddling right past them. Jingle.
Cyan smirked slightly at the unusual sight, but proceeded to ask the "local" for directions.
"Hey! Uh, mister! Could I ask you a few questions?" Cyan asked as he ran up to Herbert and Jingle.
Jingle halted Herbert. "Oinky!" Herbert exclaimed. (Translation- I'm hungry! I smell to much like a pig, and this bandanna clashes!) "The wind.like a song.guides me to you.." Jingle hummed. Cyan glanced to a side. "Um. yeah. could you help me fin-" "HOGWARTS!" Jingle suddenly shouted. Cyan jumped back. ".Hogwarts.what does that have to do with me finding my way home.?" Cyan mumbled, beginning to regret running into Jingle. Jingle lifted his paw in the air. "Hogwarts, Herbert's at Hogwarts." Jingle murmured.
".who's Herbert.?" Cyan asked. Jingle pointed to the pig. "Oinky!" (Translation- Give me a piece of corn you assholes!!!!)
".. I see.."
"Herbert's covered in Hogwarts!" Jingle shouted.
Cyan scratched his head. "But Hogwarts is a fictional school! Not an insurance company!"
Jingle blinked. He pointed under Herbert's ear. Warts. "Oinky! Oinky! Oinky!" (Translation- My but itches!)
"See? Herbert is a pig, he's got warts, that means HOGWARTS!"
"...."
There was a long silence as Cyan studied the warts, finally stepping back and shouting "Gross!" "Oinky!" (Translation- f---- you all!!!!!)
The conversation ended quickly.
Cyan continued on his travels, pondering why the pig was oinking in such a violent manner. He took a wrong turn into an alley where a bunch of homeless hobo-hams were smoking crack riding a uni-cycle. And they were all stoned too. "Ha! So Moki thinks my stories are a bunch of old wise tales, eh? Ha! Ha!" Cyan shouted, not caring what the hobos did.
The thought of Moki made him frown again. He continued walking.
"Moki would have loved this town." Cyan muttered as he looked around his surroundings.
He started to blush when he thought about her. Her shining (albino) eyes, her bright smile, the way he always made her laugh. "Wait, what am I thinking!? It's not like I love her." he blushed even more.
Suddenly, the whole street seemed to be empty, like Cyan's heart.
Cyan came to a dead halt. He sat down and started at the setting sun.
"Moki." Cyan said. His words seemed to echo down the street.
"I never got to tell you that-that.I love you,"
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A cliffhanger! (.I think.) Well pretty please with a cherry on top send a (nice) review! No flames! They make me sad! (Why would I be flamed anyways????) *lol* =3
By the crazy little girl HamClover!
10/16/03
Hamha! I'm feeling perky today! Tee hee! I hope you're enjoying this fic! I've finally come across a plot that I (hopefully) won't get a writer's block on! Yay! Well, if you know me pretty well, you know that I'm a very humorous otaku! If I don't get my comedy, I'll start acting very, very, very, very, crazy. This chapter introduces you more to the character Cyan. Even though the genre for this fic is drama, I had to get a humorous part in some way or another! After all that suspense, all you need is a good laugh! Yep, I'm one of those girls that, other than watching the much hated Cartoon Network, loves watching Comedy Central! (Ike, Ike, Ike, Ike, he's the BEST character from South Park! IKE!!) Enjoy! (And laugh, I hope this don't end up like any of Howdy's jokes!)
P.S. There's lots of jokes about famous books, but I'm not dissing any in any way! And I'm not in any ay, making fun of Jingle's pig Herbert. he's just a little bratty in this chapter.OINKY!
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Cyan never really was a patient sort of guy. He'd get upset only after waiting for his sunflower seeds for 5 seconds! He made me laugh a lot too. Trent too! He told the most farfetched stories too! One of my favorites that he told me was the one about how pumpkin seeds can make you drunk. He said that if you ate over 13 of them, you'd start acting like a Hobo-Ham riding a uni-cycle on crack! .Yeah, like I believed that!
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Chapter 4- Stoned..?
Cyan was lost..period.
"I have no 'flippin idea where I am!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted to exactly no one.
He had escaped from the weirdest and most gray place ever, with his life.
But Cyan wasn't concerned about his life, he simply had 2 goals- Find home and find Moki.
He nervously hummed to the song "Boom Boom Dollar" (DDR fans know what I'm talking about) He walked a few ways until he spotted 2 strange looking kids hanging around a tree. "I'm gunna kill a mockingbird! Like in that book Ma loves so much!" The boy shouted ever so obnoxiously. The little, younger girl, put her hands on her hips and snapped, "NO they didn't shoot no rocking-bird!" "It's Mockingbird!" "uh, whatever, Mockingbird, that's the title, dummy!" ".I knew that!" Cyan snorted. He couldn't help but laugh at the 2 clueless kids. They didn't seem to notice that a strange hamster bearing a mow-hawk and riding an extremely plump pig was waddling right past them. Jingle.
Cyan smirked slightly at the unusual sight, but proceeded to ask the "local" for directions.
"Hey! Uh, mister! Could I ask you a few questions?" Cyan asked as he ran up to Herbert and Jingle.
Jingle halted Herbert. "Oinky!" Herbert exclaimed. (Translation- I'm hungry! I smell to much like a pig, and this bandanna clashes!) "The wind.like a song.guides me to you.." Jingle hummed. Cyan glanced to a side. "Um. yeah. could you help me fin-" "HOGWARTS!" Jingle suddenly shouted. Cyan jumped back. ".Hogwarts.what does that have to do with me finding my way home.?" Cyan mumbled, beginning to regret running into Jingle. Jingle lifted his paw in the air. "Hogwarts, Herbert's at Hogwarts." Jingle murmured.
".who's Herbert.?" Cyan asked. Jingle pointed to the pig. "Oinky!" (Translation- Give me a piece of corn you assholes!!!!)
".. I see.."
"Herbert's covered in Hogwarts!" Jingle shouted.
Cyan scratched his head. "But Hogwarts is a fictional school! Not an insurance company!"
Jingle blinked. He pointed under Herbert's ear. Warts. "Oinky! Oinky! Oinky!" (Translation- My but itches!)
"See? Herbert is a pig, he's got warts, that means HOGWARTS!"
"...."
There was a long silence as Cyan studied the warts, finally stepping back and shouting "Gross!" "Oinky!" (Translation- f---- you all!!!!!)
The conversation ended quickly.
Cyan continued on his travels, pondering why the pig was oinking in such a violent manner. He took a wrong turn into an alley where a bunch of homeless hobo-hams were smoking crack riding a uni-cycle. And they were all stoned too. "Ha! So Moki thinks my stories are a bunch of old wise tales, eh? Ha! Ha!" Cyan shouted, not caring what the hobos did.
The thought of Moki made him frown again. He continued walking.
"Moki would have loved this town." Cyan muttered as he looked around his surroundings.
He started to blush when he thought about her. Her shining (albino) eyes, her bright smile, the way he always made her laugh. "Wait, what am I thinking!? It's not like I love her." he blushed even more.
Suddenly, the whole street seemed to be empty, like Cyan's heart.
Cyan came to a dead halt. He sat down and started at the setting sun.
"Moki." Cyan said. His words seemed to echo down the street.
"I never got to tell you that-that.I love you,"
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! A cliffhanger! (.I think.) Well pretty please with a cherry on top send a (nice) review! No flames! They make me sad! (Why would I be flamed anyways????) *lol* =3