NOTE: A great many thanks and hugs to Steve for acting as a sounding board and giving me the rhyme scheme for the McGuinn and McGuire lines.
NOTE: If you don't know the song "Creeque Alley" by the Mamas and the Papas, go to http://www.creequealley.com for a clip of the first verse and an in-depth analysis of the lyrics, if you're into that sort of thing.
Ctrl-Key Alley
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Phong and Dottie, they found the problem knotty
Of just how to beat the viral attack
'DrAI' and Enzo, now they're more than friends, go
Into Games to find their way back
The surfr and AndrAIa met
And sailed through the Web to get to the Net
The virus is conniving, the sprites are all contriving
To fight him, you know that's the plot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
Matrix said, Tracer, stay out of my way, sir
I don't like the way you talk to my girl (just back off)
Tracer said, Matrix, 'drAI's sick so let's work together
Come on, mate, let's give it a whirl
Bob, Matrix and AndrAIa met (with the Riders)
And sailed through the Web to get to the Net
The virus is conniving, still they're all contriving
To fight him, you know that's the plot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
When Dot met with Matrix, thought her eyes did play tricks
Megabyte has Phong in a jar
Watch the Saucy Mare blow
Bob's in Hex's lair, so fix her face or you won't get far
The virus and sprite had a showdown
The sprite had the chance but didn't take his foe down
The virus is conniving, Mouse is just contriving
To trap him, the system is shot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
Big job, sick Bob, ship lob, null blob
Mike the TV really can't sing
Nulls gone, Dad's gone, most of what Hex had's gone
Pretty but she can't do a thing
There's not much use trying to attack her
Now she's got the Game sprite, renegade and hacker
The virus is conniving, the sprites are all just striving
To fight her, you know that's the plot
And everybody's got a plan except for Dot
Infected, rejected, Net's left unprotected
And Enzo wouldn't stay in the Game
Matrix, cure her, although you can't endure her
She'll help you in the fight all the same
Daemon just went into self-destruct mode
Sighs, goodbyes, delivering the payload
Bob just might recover, Dot's ready for her lover
The future looks a whole lot less bleak
Then Classic Bob comes to confuse the audience until next week
NOTE: If you don't know the song "Creeque Alley" by the Mamas and the Papas, go to http://www.creequealley.com for a clip of the first verse and an in-depth analysis of the lyrics, if you're into that sort of thing.
Ctrl-Key Alley
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Phong and Dottie, they found the problem knotty
Of just how to beat the viral attack
'DrAI' and Enzo, now they're more than friends, go
Into Games to find their way back
The surfr and AndrAIa met
And sailed through the Web to get to the Net
The virus is conniving, the sprites are all contriving
To fight him, you know that's the plot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
Matrix said, Tracer, stay out of my way, sir
I don't like the way you talk to my girl (just back off)
Tracer said, Matrix, 'drAI's sick so let's work together
Come on, mate, let's give it a whirl
Bob, Matrix and AndrAIa met (with the Riders)
And sailed through the Web to get to the Net
The virus is conniving, still they're all contriving
To fight him, you know that's the plot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
When Dot met with Matrix, thought her eyes did play tricks
Megabyte has Phong in a jar
Watch the Saucy Mare blow
Bob's in Hex's lair, so fix her face or you won't get far
The virus and sprite had a showdown
The sprite had the chance but didn't take his foe down
The virus is conniving, Mouse is just contriving
To trap him, the system is shot
And no one's got a plan except for Dot
Big job, sick Bob, ship lob, null blob
Mike the TV really can't sing
Nulls gone, Dad's gone, most of what Hex had's gone
Pretty but she can't do a thing
There's not much use trying to attack her
Now she's got the Game sprite, renegade and hacker
The virus is conniving, the sprites are all just striving
To fight her, you know that's the plot
And everybody's got a plan except for Dot
Infected, rejected, Net's left unprotected
And Enzo wouldn't stay in the Game
Matrix, cure her, although you can't endure her
She'll help you in the fight all the same
Daemon just went into self-destruct mode
Sighs, goodbyes, delivering the payload
Bob just might recover, Dot's ready for her lover
The future looks a whole lot less bleak
Then Classic Bob comes to confuse the audience until next week