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Chapter 4: Best Wishes
"If anyone objects to this marriage," said the priest. "Please speak up now."
Lorelai and Luke decided to get married early. Dean and Rory were okay with it. Rory was actually crying. Dean got a little sniffy himself.
"I OBJECT!" yelled a voice.
Everyone turned around. Taylor was standing in the back in a tux and he was waving papers.
"On what grounds?" asked the priest.
"On the grounds that this wedding is illegal," said Taylor.
Everyone groaned. Taylor found a lot of things illegal and it was annoying.
"We invited you," said Lorelai. "So it has to be legal."
"But, Luke is an ass-hole and I don't like you," said Taylor. "That's why this wedding is illegal."
"Screw you, Taylor," said Luke. "I'm getting married anyway."
"Well, you'll have to chase me out of here first," said Taylor.
"Will do," said Luke.
He ran towards Taylor.
"AAAAAAAAAAH," yelled Taylor, running away. "Help! Mommy!"
Luke chased Taylor out of the Dragon Fly Inn.
"Mom, get up," said Rory, standing up and pulling off the sheet that Lorelai wore for a wedding dress. No one noticed, but she was very cold.
Lorelai's eyes flew open. She looked down. All of her blankets were pulled off and Rory was standing at the edge of the bed, still in her pajamas and clutching the sheets.
"Give me back my sheets," said Lorelai, groggily.
"No," said Rory. "First tell me what was so funny about your dream and then we have to make a certain phone call. You were laughing in your sleep you know."
Lorelai told Rory the dream and they both started laughing hysterically.
"I don't think Taylor called anyone an ass-hole in his life," said Rory, controlling her laughter.
"I don't think that he would yell for his mommy either," said Lorelai. "But, I would love to see it."
They both laughed again. Finally, Rory got up.
"Okay, time for that phone call," said Rory.
"I really don't want to," said Lorelai.
"Come on," said Rory. "Everything's going to be fine."
Rory dragged her down the stairs and they set up the speakerphone. Lorelai dialed Chris's number.
"Hello, this is Sherry," said a voice on the other line.
Lorelai rolled her eyes at Rory. They both hated how she answered the phone like she was in the office or something.
"Hi, Sherry," said Rory.
"Rory? Is that you?"
"Yup."
"Wow! You sound so grown up! I heard you graduated from Yale. I'm so sorry we couldn't be there."
"That's okay," said Rory. Lorelai made faces while Sherry was talking and Rory nudged her. "Is my dad in?"
"Sure," said Sherry. "Hang on Georgia wants to talk to you."
Lorelai rolled her eyes again.
"Just be grateful she stopped calling her GG," said Rory.
"Hi, Rory," said a five-year-old voice.
"Hi, Georgia," said Rory.
"I lost a tooth last night and I got a quarter," said Georgia.
"Good for you," said Rory. "Did you see the tooth fairy?"
"No. But, mommy told me she looks like your mommy."
"Aw."
"My daddy wants the phone now so I have to go. Bye!"
"Hello?" said a man's voice.
"Hi," said Lorelai. "Rory and I are on speakerphone."
"Hey!" said Chris. "You know, Georgia just loves Rory. She's starting Kindergarten in September."
"Well, goody for her," said Lorelai.
"So why did you call?" asked Chris.
"Well, Rory is getting married," said Lorelai.
"That's great!"
"And um.so am I."
There was a pause.
"Dad?" said Rory. "Are you there?"
"Yeah," said Chris.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I was just a little surprised."
"Okay," said Lorelai. "Rory and I are both having a double wedding which is on December 20th. Now, I really don't want to have to call Taylor and have him walk Rory down the isle so can you make it?"
"Yeah," said Chris. "Who are the fiancés?"
"My fiancé is Dean," said Rory. "Remember him?"
"You guys are still together?"
"Well, we were together for two years then we broke up because I liked someone else. Then a year later he got married and then he got divorced and we ended up back together and we've been dating for four years."
"That's great. And you Lorelai?"
"Remember Luke?" said Lorelai.
"The diner guy?" asked Chris.
"That's the one."
"How long have you two been together?"
"Four years."
"So that thing with Jason didn't last long, did it?"
"No. I was too hung up on Luke."
"DADDY!" yelled Georgia in the back round. "I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK NOW!"
"Okay, honey," said Chris. "I got to guy. I'll talk to you guys later."
"Bye," said Rory and Lorelai in unison. Then there was a dial tone.
"See?" said Rory. "Not that bad."
Then the doorbell rang. Luke and Dean walked in. Everyone looked at each other's invite list.
"Oh, no," said Rory, holding Luke's list. "Luke, you cannot invite him."
A/N: I think you all know who I'm referring to, but please don't say it! Chapter 5: Guest Problems is coming soon. P.S. The "I was sick thing" was not for sympathy.
Chapter 4: Best Wishes
"If anyone objects to this marriage," said the priest. "Please speak up now."
Lorelai and Luke decided to get married early. Dean and Rory were okay with it. Rory was actually crying. Dean got a little sniffy himself.
"I OBJECT!" yelled a voice.
Everyone turned around. Taylor was standing in the back in a tux and he was waving papers.
"On what grounds?" asked the priest.
"On the grounds that this wedding is illegal," said Taylor.
Everyone groaned. Taylor found a lot of things illegal and it was annoying.
"We invited you," said Lorelai. "So it has to be legal."
"But, Luke is an ass-hole and I don't like you," said Taylor. "That's why this wedding is illegal."
"Screw you, Taylor," said Luke. "I'm getting married anyway."
"Well, you'll have to chase me out of here first," said Taylor.
"Will do," said Luke.
He ran towards Taylor.
"AAAAAAAAAAH," yelled Taylor, running away. "Help! Mommy!"
Luke chased Taylor out of the Dragon Fly Inn.
"Mom, get up," said Rory, standing up and pulling off the sheet that Lorelai wore for a wedding dress. No one noticed, but she was very cold.
Lorelai's eyes flew open. She looked down. All of her blankets were pulled off and Rory was standing at the edge of the bed, still in her pajamas and clutching the sheets.
"Give me back my sheets," said Lorelai, groggily.
"No," said Rory. "First tell me what was so funny about your dream and then we have to make a certain phone call. You were laughing in your sleep you know."
Lorelai told Rory the dream and they both started laughing hysterically.
"I don't think Taylor called anyone an ass-hole in his life," said Rory, controlling her laughter.
"I don't think that he would yell for his mommy either," said Lorelai. "But, I would love to see it."
They both laughed again. Finally, Rory got up.
"Okay, time for that phone call," said Rory.
"I really don't want to," said Lorelai.
"Come on," said Rory. "Everything's going to be fine."
Rory dragged her down the stairs and they set up the speakerphone. Lorelai dialed Chris's number.
"Hello, this is Sherry," said a voice on the other line.
Lorelai rolled her eyes at Rory. They both hated how she answered the phone like she was in the office or something.
"Hi, Sherry," said Rory.
"Rory? Is that you?"
"Yup."
"Wow! You sound so grown up! I heard you graduated from Yale. I'm so sorry we couldn't be there."
"That's okay," said Rory. Lorelai made faces while Sherry was talking and Rory nudged her. "Is my dad in?"
"Sure," said Sherry. "Hang on Georgia wants to talk to you."
Lorelai rolled her eyes again.
"Just be grateful she stopped calling her GG," said Rory.
"Hi, Rory," said a five-year-old voice.
"Hi, Georgia," said Rory.
"I lost a tooth last night and I got a quarter," said Georgia.
"Good for you," said Rory. "Did you see the tooth fairy?"
"No. But, mommy told me she looks like your mommy."
"Aw."
"My daddy wants the phone now so I have to go. Bye!"
"Hello?" said a man's voice.
"Hi," said Lorelai. "Rory and I are on speakerphone."
"Hey!" said Chris. "You know, Georgia just loves Rory. She's starting Kindergarten in September."
"Well, goody for her," said Lorelai.
"So why did you call?" asked Chris.
"Well, Rory is getting married," said Lorelai.
"That's great!"
"And um.so am I."
There was a pause.
"Dad?" said Rory. "Are you there?"
"Yeah," said Chris.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I was just a little surprised."
"Okay," said Lorelai. "Rory and I are both having a double wedding which is on December 20th. Now, I really don't want to have to call Taylor and have him walk Rory down the isle so can you make it?"
"Yeah," said Chris. "Who are the fiancés?"
"My fiancé is Dean," said Rory. "Remember him?"
"You guys are still together?"
"Well, we were together for two years then we broke up because I liked someone else. Then a year later he got married and then he got divorced and we ended up back together and we've been dating for four years."
"That's great. And you Lorelai?"
"Remember Luke?" said Lorelai.
"The diner guy?" asked Chris.
"That's the one."
"How long have you two been together?"
"Four years."
"So that thing with Jason didn't last long, did it?"
"No. I was too hung up on Luke."
"DADDY!" yelled Georgia in the back round. "I WANT TO GO TO THE PARK NOW!"
"Okay, honey," said Chris. "I got to guy. I'll talk to you guys later."
"Bye," said Rory and Lorelai in unison. Then there was a dial tone.
"See?" said Rory. "Not that bad."
Then the doorbell rang. Luke and Dean walked in. Everyone looked at each other's invite list.
"Oh, no," said Rory, holding Luke's list. "Luke, you cannot invite him."
A/N: I think you all know who I'm referring to, but please don't say it! Chapter 5: Guest Problems is coming soon. P.S. The "I was sick thing" was not for sympathy.