Disclaimer- Don't own anything you recognize. But I do own these happy squirrels *holds up cart wheeling squirrel*, would you care to adopt one????

The content of this chapter include frilly rainbow shirts, the mention of sheep being victimized, the singing of Y.M.C.A., a slight catfight, and should not be viewed by anyone.....who refused to adopt one of my happy squirrels earlier.

"You don't actually believe that load of bull, do you Lynn?" Lily questioned drowsily.  It had to be about 6:30 on that Saturday morning and Lynn had been up all night ranting and raving to Lily about Sirius, or "That Tainted Evil Man-Whore, Black!" as Lynn called him.

"Oh no Lils, I just decided to stay up the whole night crying my eyes out for the sheer fun of it." Lynn said sarcastically.

"Oh come on, you can never tell me you haven't suspected Remus of being...well you know...a little too feminine? The way he takes more time to dress and do his hair than you do...the way he is always moody and whiny...the way he calls your time of the month 'our' time of the month...he wears makeup for crying out loud...the list goes on and on!" 

"Lot's of guys wear makeup! And the only reason he says our time of the month is because he's a werewo- Err...never mind that! Anyway, it's not that that's been bothering me so much it's the fact that him and Sirius...Sirius is just...oh I need to lie down."

"He may be a-a-a..."

"Tainted Evil Man-Whore?" Lynn said, her voice muffled by her pillow.

"Yes. But he can't be that bad...right?" Lily questioned as Lynn threw the pillow off her face in anger.

"But you don't understand Lils, ever since the beginning that tainted evil man-whore's been plotting against me!" Lynn hissed frantically wiping the tears out of her eyes.

"I mean, look at it on the bright side..." Lily started, bringing her blanket up to her chin.

"What bright side?!" Lynn hissed angrily, "My wonderful boyfriend is being stolen from right under my nose by a cunning prat that I hate! I mean its bad enough he's cheated on me but with him? I always wanted Remus to do better than me not worse!" Lynn said throwing Lily's blanket off her bed as well.

"I'm sensing you're in a destructive mode right now so I'm just gonna pretend like you didn't just rob me of six hours of sleep and my blanket, and try to reason with you." Lily said opening one annoyed eye to Lynn.

"Fine."

"Let me ask you something. Since when do you believe anything Cynthia or her evil stalker friends say? I mean look at her," Lily said pointing to the bed across from her where Cynthia was curled up in her bed with an snide little grin plastered on her heavy make-up face. "She's prime evil! Her subconscious is getting joy out of watching you fret all night over Remus! She's the one you should be worried about not Sirius! Look at this note," Lily said pushing Cynthia's 'proof' under her nose. "This probably isn't even Remus's handwriting!"

"I guess...you're probably...right." Lynn muttered clutching the stuffed puppy Remus had given her during the summer.

"It's not like Sirius has him in his evil clutches anyway...if they are together I'm sure Remus would tell you right away. It's not like you have to go breathing down his neck every second trying to check on him or anything...I mean what's the worst Sirius can be doing to him?" Lily muttered.

Lynn's head shot up from her pillow and she dashed down the stairs quick as a flash headed to the boy's dormitories.

After she was gone for a few seconds Cynthia rose from her bed and yawned loudly.

"Man, I had a good sleep!" she chirped as Lily scowled her way.

"Moony...Moony? Moony! Get up you lazy ass lump!" Sirius hissed as he slapped Remus on the side of the face repeatedly.

"Hmm...? What? Jules get off of me...!" Remus said with his eyes closed.

Sirius was perched atop of Remus's stomach trying to get him up using force tactics but to no avail.

"Moony, I need you to gimme the note! I wanted to send it to you-know-who before breakfast...come on get up!" Sirius said holding Remus's nose hoping the stop of the flow of oxygen would get him out of bed.

"...I doh hag et..." Remus sputtered with his eyes still closed.

"What? I don't unders- hey Kevin, get over here!" Sirius said motioning to his roommate who was on his way to the bathroom.  Kevin was usually the one in charge of waking everybody up in the mornings to make it on time for class. If anyone could wake Remus it would be him.

Kevin walked over to them humming Easy Like Sunday Morning and ruffled Remus's hair.

"Here comes the sun, here comes the sun and I say it's all right...little darling," Kevin sang as one of Remus's eyes opened much to Sirius's surprise.

"It's been a long cold lonely winter..." Remus sang along.

"Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here...here comes the sun-"

"This isn't sing along time Kevin, go back to your hole!" Sirius snapped a little meaner than he intended to be.

"Here comes the sun and I say, it's all right..." He sang himself into the bathroom.

"He was just saying Good Morning, Padfoot...sheesh...and do you mind, you're crushing me!" Remus muttered.

"No time for that! Hurry and give me the note before Prongs wakes up."

"Prongs isn't even here, and what are you talking about, you took it!"

"No I didn't, I gave it to you!"

"You did not-"

Suddenly the door bust wide open and Lynn appeared in the doorway wearing nothing more than a T-shirt and her hair looking as if she had been electrocuted. She was panting fiercely as if she had run a mile or two. She gasped when she saw Sirius seated ever-so comfortably on top of her boyfriend. 

"You!" she growled pointing her index at Sirius who quickly backed off Remus and into the corner.

"What are you-...?" Sirius started.

"Get OUT..." Lynn snarled in a dangerously low tone.

"This is our dorm and you have no right to-"

"NOW!" she howled.

"Eep!" Sirius squealed as he scurried down the steps and into the common room.

Lynn just looked at Peter who was curled up in the corner of his bed trying to shield himself from view and he yelped and he ran into the bathroom where Kevin was showering. Lynn looked at Remus and her glare softened a bit. In fact there seem to be tears in her eyes.

"How could you Remus Jeremiah Lupin?! And with that sleaze bag none the less!" she roared and scuttled down the stairs.

Remus just looked around very confused.

"I have a feeling I did something wrong..." he pondered.

Sirius sat on his favorite plushy chair in the common room as he waited to see when it was safe to visit his friend again.  After only a few moments Lysandra whizzed down the steps absolutely steaming and back up into the girls dormitories.

"Can I go back to my room now?" Sirius asked.

Lynn opened her door and hollered out,

"Got to hell you Man stealing Prick!"

Sirius sat back in his chair and looked dazed.

"Man stealing prick? That's a new one..."

"But it does fit you don't you think?" A new voice said at the foot of the stairs.

Sirius whipped around surprised.

"Oh err...hi um...Cindy?"

"My names Cynthia." she snapped.

"Whatever Sandy what was Mecha Lysandra whining about?"

"It's Cynthia, and she was referring to...well you and Lupin's thing."

"Tia, what thing?" he asked.

"You know...you two being together."

"Wha-?!"

"Don't try to deny it Black. I saw you together in the library yesterday? Remember? 'Undying Love' sound familiar?"

Sirius was suddenly enlightened. He knew exactly what Cynthia thought she was talking about.

"You wouldn't believe how infuriated Lysandra was yesterday when I told her..." Cynthia went on with a very content smile on her face.

"You don't- infuriated eh?" Sirius grinned, the gears in his head turning.

"Why of course! To find out you of all people stole her wittle Wemus away..."

'Ooh this should be fun...I need a little prank to get my mind off of things!' Sirius thought joyfully.

"Tough break...I guess being a sick paranoid wench finally paid off for her...And by the way, Sandy?"

"Cynthia!"

"Whatever, I-we would appreciate it of you would, you know...keep this to yourself...for the time being that is..."

"Oh, of course Sirius!"

"Super."

When Sirius got back to his dorm he was in a fit of giggles. Remus, who was just about to leave with Peter to go find Prongs stopped to stare at him as if he was a maniac.

"Whats with him?" Peter whispered to Remus who just shrugged in response.

"Err...Padfoot?" Remus said.

"Yes sugar buns?" Sirius replied before collapsing in another fit of giggles.

"Were err... going to look for Prongs so we won't be late to Hogsmeade...okay?"

"I don't think we should leave him alone..." Peter whimpered.

"No, go; go...I need to get dressed." Sirius said shooing them out of the dorm.

"We'll meet you in the great hall then." Remus said a bit worriedly.

Sirius listened to their steps down into the common room and turned to Kevin who was brushing his flaming red hair in the mirror.

"Kevin, I'll need a little bit of music. Were about to give Lysandra Rivers something to be jealous about!" Sirius said snapping his fingers.

Kevin looked elated and began to sing.

"Young there's a place you can go, I said young man, when you're short your dough, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time! It's fun to stay the Y.M.C.A.-" Kevin started while swaying his hips and motioning the letters he was singing with his hands.

"Hmm...How about something a little more...feminine...?" Sirius said picking through his closet looking for appropriate attire.

Kevin pondered for a moment and the snapped his fingers.

"You can dance, You can Ji-ive, having the time of our lives, see that girl watch the scene diggin' the dancing queen..."

"Perfect!" said Sirius holding up a pair of tight leather pants.

"Friday night and the lights are low..."

"Are you sure you want to go to Hogsmeade with me?" Severus Snape questioned looking around to see if they were being watched. This was quite unlikely because they were holding this conversation in the dark shadows of one of the large willow trees by Hagrid's hut.

"Of course, Sevvie! It's the least I could do after you tutored me in potions even after that idiot Sirius- never mind him. You never even been to Hogsmeade have you?"

Severus felt his pale cheeks heat up.

"Well only once with Lucius before he graduated...I never really had a reason to go I reckon..." he replied rubbing the back pf his neck hastily.

"And I suppose going with Bratty Randy one of your favorite things?" Jules said with a grin.

Severus just blushed another shade of pink on his sickeningly pale cheeks.

"Oh and I suppose going with your idiot brother and his mudblood friends are better?" he snapped unwillingly.

"You don't have to be so mean to me all the time Severus." Jules said through clenched teeth.

"I-I didn't-" he stammered.

"And if you have a problem with my Mudblood friends I suppose you have a problem with me as well!" she snapped getting up to leave. Severus grabbed the bottom of her robes before she could go.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it...it's just the...Slytherin thing, you know?"

Jules glared at him and sat back down slowly.

"Well this Slytherin thing's a bitch..." she replied with a grin slowly returning to her face.

"Prongs! Where are you? Have you been victimizing sheep? There's no shame here, we've all played the sheep game when we've got a little desperate..."

Their heads whipped around to see Peter Pettigrew stumbling around in Hagrid's sheep yard calling out for his friend.  A few yards away Remus was questioning Hagrid on James's whereabouts.

"Come on we gotta get out of here!" Jules hissed pulling Snape up.

"Err... I don't think he's over there Wormtail..." Remus responded to his friends cries. Suddenly something came up behind him and licked his hand.

"Eww!" he wailed as he turned around to see a stag standing behind him. "Prongs! What are you doing out here?"

James started neighing and making animal-like clicks with his tongue.

"You know, I don't speak animal..."

James then transformed from a stag back into a human.

"I said, 'The usual, grazing, chatting it up with the sheep, cruising for chicks...' "James trailed of as they started walking back to the castle.

"Only you." Remus replied shaking his head.

"You're overreacting! If you would just calm down-" Sunny tried to reason with her friend.

"Don't tell me to calm down!" Lynn shouted in response. Many of the students who were standing in a line waiting to be signed out to Hogsmeade turned to look at them. 

"Don't yell at me! I'm very sensitive you know!" Sunny muttered with a slight hiccup. This was a sign that Lynn's brashness was getting to her and she was due to start weeping any moment now...

"Lil, would you tell your friends to shut up? It's only 11:03 and they've already managed to give me a headache." Faye said to Lily rubbing her temples.

"Oh sure they're my friends when they're like this..." Lily muttered.

"Fine, I'll make them shut up! Sunny stop being such a whiny optimist crybaby, Lynn, pull the brick out of your ass and stop sulking, Remus didn't leave you and Sirius is not- I repeat- is not out to seek your destruction, and if he is let him march right up here and give us a freaking sign, okay?!" Faye finished, panting. She was not a morning person and to her 6:00 A.M. to 12:00 P.M. was considered morning.

Sunny just began to weep silently on the spot.

"Do you think I'm a-a-a whiny optimist crybaby, Lily?" Sunny asked sniffling slightly.

"Yes, get over it." Faye answered for her, earning a smack in the side from Lily.

Remus walked up behind them approaching cautiously with a rose in his hand.

"Err...what's wrong with Sunny?" he whispered into Lily's ear.

"It's you!" Faye growled.

"Yes it's you, Remus how nice to see you, and look he's got a rose!" Lily pleasantly nudging Lynn.

"...Right. Lynn, I really don't know what I did but I wanted to make it up to you." Remus said offering his sweetest grin. "Whatever you want to do in Hogsmeade we'll do."

"Really?" Lynn said meekly.

"Yeah, we don't even have to stop at Zonko's if you don't want to..."

"Oh, Remmie!" she squealed encircling his neck with her arms.

"Oh how darling." Sirius's voice came behind them.

They all turned around and gasped. This couldn't be Sirius Black. This was some imposter wearing a tie dye rainbow shirt that came out in little frills on the collar (which was half covered by a matching scarf) and sleeves, stuffed into these tight black bell-bottom leather pants that showed every crease and crevice on his perfectly sculpted legs, with some blazing red high heel boots (courtesy of Kevin =P) replacing his usual blue lace-up Converse's, all topped off with a red velvet cowboy hat that covered his shiny slicked back hair. 

"Cher, Madonna, eat your heart out." James muttered behind him with a smirk.

"Oh, no he didn't." Peter coursed behind James.

"Oh Remmie darling, I've been looking all over for you!" Sirius squealed embracing Remus in a hug.

"What the-?!" Remus's words were muffled by the scarf Sirius was crushing his face into.

"Don't you remember? We made plans yesterday." Sirius whimpered.

"No we didn't!" Remus protested.

"Yes, we did. You weren't just going to blow me off for this hussy were you?" Sirius said pointing a lanky finger at Lynn.

"Hussy?!"  Lynn screeched turning red all over from anger.

"You wanna make somethin' of it, girlfriend?" Sirius challenged pushing Remus out the way.

"Why you-" Lynn was about to jump on Sirius but was restrained barely by Lily. "Let me at her- I mean him!" Lynn raged scraping at the air barely missing Lily's face.

"Oh no she didn't!" Sirius said in mock offense as he slapped his hands wildly at Lynn like some kind of fish out of water.

"Knock it off Padfoot!" Remus said aiding James in dragging Sirius away. 

"Let me at that hussy!" Sirius screeched not able to keep the grin off his face anymore.

"Whore!" Lynn shouted back.

"Daft Cow!" Sirius responded breaking down into fits of giggles.

"Bitch!" Lynn said before having her mouth clamped by Lily's hand.

"Mind you there are third years present." she hissed. Lily turned back to Professor Chester who was grinning like some perverse Cheshire cat while taking they're sixth year permission slips for Hogsmeade.  Unbeknownst to Lily she had handed Professor Chester an extra piece of parchment that didn't go unnoticed by Chester. All four of them clambered into a carriage.

"Is that a big enough sign for you, Faye?!" Lynn screeched.

"What's this now?" Professor Chester muttered fingering the extra piece of parchment Lily had handed him.  'To my Dearest Sweet, Tender, Beloved, You may already know this but I have yearned for you for quite some time...' "He read to himself.  By the time he finished reading and re-reading it for the fifth time his carriage had already stopped in Hogsmeade.

"Ha! I knew that Evans found me dead sexy..." He said to himself using spit to slick back his balding head.

AN- This was meant to be apart of the fourth chapter but I couldn't find the right disk and...so yeah, that's why it's so short. I intend to review this again over the next couple of days after I pay attention to my other stories for a while...so keep on reviewing peeps! Thanx... Mind you, The song 'Here Comes the Sun' belongs to the Beatles, Y.M.C.A belongs to the Village People, and the one and only Dancing Queen belongs to ABBA (lucky her!).