The Shrek Story

Hi! Ch. 2!! HURRAY!!! So yeah! It is early in the morning! wowowowow. I have to be at the bus stop in *gasp* 10 minutes!!! So yeah!

Ch. 2

Later that day the girls followed Shrek into the forest. They didn't know exactly what he was doing looking at a tree but they didn't really care. Jessica got bored and wandered off into the forest, destined to be lost as usual.

Jessica was walking around when she saw a huge commotion in the middle of the forest. There are bunches and bunches of fairy tale creatures. Jessica notices that a lot of the fairy tale creatures are in chains. Jessica wonders why they have fairy tales in chains. She wonders if Jair or Elmer is there anywhere since they like chains so much. Jessica figures no one will say anything if she walks along and observes what is happening, for she is not a fairytale creature.

Nobody seems to notice her. Jessica sees a table with a knight sitting behind it. An old lady is in front of the table with a donkey. Jessica walks up more and realizes they are trying to make the donkey talk. Jessica wonders why they are trying to make a donkey talk. A donkey is an animal and they cannot talk.

Jessica is practically right up at the table when the lady starts kicking and jumping. The lady kicks a little cage and a fairy falls out of it. The fairy hits the donkey. But some of the fairy dust gets on Jessica. Jessica and the donkey begin float. Jessica freaks out and almost falls. Jessica and the donkey both yell and scream and say they can fly. The people realize the donkey can talk. Jessica freaks out again. The fairy dust wears off and Jessica and the donkey fall. The knight yells seize them. The donkey starts running. Jessica sits on the donkeys back, for she does not want to be seized in any way.

Jessica and the donkey are running. Well actually, the donkey is running,Jessica is just getting a ride. The donkey is looking back when he runs into Shrek. Jessica doesn't like the fact that they ran into Shreks butt. Stacy is busy asking Shrek many many questions. Shrek turns around and sees the donkey and Jessica. He also sees an army of knights. He scares the knights off. Shrek starts to walk away, being followed by Stacy, Jessica, and the donkey. The donkey talks a lot to Shrek. Shrek roars in his face and tells him he talks more than Stacy and Jessica. Jessica and Stacy find that sad. The donkey tells Shrek he needs Tic Tacs. Jessica agrees. Jessica and Stacy are once again laughing.

Shrek tells the 3 that they need to be with their own friends. Jessica tells him she is already with her own friend. The donkey has no friends. Stacy and Jessica find that sad, for that reminds them of many people at school. Stacy thinks that Shrek should be the one with no friends.

Akward Silence.

The donkey asks Shrek if he can stay with him. Shrek says for one night that they can all stay. Jessica, Stacy and the donkey all start yelling things they can do. The donkey says in the morning he is making waffles. Stacy wonders how an animal can make waffles but is also getting hungry therefore she will eat them. Jessica is always hungry, so she will eat them never the less who made them, animal or person. Shrek yells at them to get outside. Stacy and Jessica are sitting in chairs and automatically fall asleep due to the fact that they don't want to go outside. The donkey wonders why he didn't think of that and cries and goes outside. Shrek sighs and wanders around his poor excuse for a house and tree.

Later that night it is dinner. Stacy and Jessica have woken up and notice that he is eating slugs. They are no longer hungry considering they don't eat things that have been crawling underneath a rock. Jessica and Stacy want things edible, like cookies and chips.

All of a sudden, the 3 in the house hear voices. Shrek tells the girls that he thought he told them to shut up. He never did, but none the less the girls tell him that for once they are not talking. Shrek tells Donkey that he is supposed to stay outside. Jessica wonders why Shrek is calling him Donkey for a name. Stacy thinks the same thing but goes on about her talking to Jessica. Donkey says he is outside. Shrek finds that there are 3 blind mice in his house and he kicks them outside and finds many fairy tale creatures. Jessica and Stacy crowd around the door and try to see whats going on, for they are nosy like that.

Shrek figures out that Lord Farquad put the fairy tale creatures in his swamp. Shrek asks who knows where Lord Farquad is. Nobody knows but Donkey. Shrek and Donkey try to leave the girls. They don't want to stay though. They whine until they get to come.

On the way there, Stacy and Jessica take turns riding on the back of Donkey. They finally get to the castle. Shrek asks if Lord Farquad is confiscationg for something. Jessica wonders what confiscating means, for big words confuse her.

End of Chapter!

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