The Shrek Story
Ok...This story is beginning to get quite long. This story is going to BE quite long considering I am only like 20 minutes into the movie and it is 3 hours. SO yeah. On to the story!
Ch. 3 Run Run Run As Fast As You Can Jeffery and Cody and Matt are gingerbread men?
While the 4 are arriving at the castle, 3 crackheads wander into Jessica and Staycs house. The 3 crackheads happen to be Jeffery, Matt, and Cody. They learned that the girls had got a Gamecube and came over to hog it all day. They notice that Jessica and Stacy aren't there. Instead of leaving like a person with a brain would, they sit down and turn on the pretty silver Gamecube.
They notice 2 people in the Shrek game. Wouldn't ya know it, its Stacy and Jessica. The 3 boys wonder how they did that. Jessica looks around gazing at stuff when she notices the 3 boys faces. She tells Stacy and they both wonder what the heck Cody, Matt, and Jeffery are doing in their house. Both girls explain how to get them out. Sadly, Cody, Jeffery, and Matt are more of an idiot when they are all together than when they are alone. They don't understand. Stacy and Jessica decide they are only good for messiing with, and continue to follow Shrek and Donkey.
Jeffery, Cody, and Matt are watching the game when the power goes out. When the power goes back on, Jeffery, Cody, and Matt are laying on a silver table next to a cup of milk. They wonder how the cup is bigger than them, but are too stupid to figure it out. They sit up and notice they are cookies. Cody breaks off Matts leg, for he wanted a cookie. Matt yelled in pain as Cody ate the cookie and Matt hit him in the head, for that was one of the dumbest things cody has done in a while. How a gingerbread man eats another gingerbread man no one but Cody will know...
Jessica and Stacy notice that everything around them is slowly turning black. Jessica, who has been playing video games all her life and practically has every game possible, figures its a cutscence. Stacy wonders what is going to happen to them, since they weren't programmed to be in the game. Like always, Jessica doesn't know. Shrek and Donkey stop moving and start turning black. Stacy finds this scary.
All of a sudden, Jessica and Stacy pop up into a dungeon looking place. They see a guy with a mask on. Stacy bets he is ugly looking underneath. Jessica notices that the guy with the mask is dipping a gingerbread man in milk. The gingerbread man sounds a lot like Jeffery. Stacy finds this odd. Stacy notices that there are 2 more gingerbread men on the table. They are sitting up, or at least one is. One is glued to the table with frosting. This one sounds like Cody. The other one is looking at the cup of milk yelling stuff, and is also missing a leg. Jessica tells Stacy he sounds like Matt. They find this odd and scary.
Jessica and Stacy sit down where they can't be seen. Jessica wants popcorn. This time by Stacy, she is told to shut up. A little man walks into the room. He is very short and laughing. Jessica notices the table is taller than the man. Stacy finds this funny. The table is lowered and the the little man breaks off the gingerbread mans leg and starts to play with them. Stacy realizes that the mans name is Lord Farquad. She also realizes that the 3 gingerbread men sound like the 3 boys for a reason. That reason being that they ARE the gingerbread men. Jessica and Stacy find this funny and laugh hysterically but quietly, for they wish not to be caught.
All of a sudden a some knights appear. Jessica hides for she is scared that she is still considered a fairy tale creature to these people and doesn't want to be caught. The knights bring in a mirror. Jessica and Stacy find this mirror non-interesting. Lord Farquad throws ginger-Jeffery into the trash. Cody finally gets unstuck from the table. Matt and Cody jump off the table and try to get Jeffery out of the trash. Jesica and Stacy find this funny.
Stacy notices that Lord Farquad is talking to the mirror. Jessica finds that odd. They continues looking at the gingerbread boys, as Stacy calss them. The gingerbread boys are trying to glue Jefferys legs back on him with frosting. The girls laugh at this sight, for it is funny. The guys finally get Jeffery's leg back together. Cody finds 2 sticks on the ground and gives one to Matt and Jeffery for canes. Matt, who is still mad at Cody for eating him, starts attacking Cody with the cane. Jessica and Stacy find this hillarious, and laugh hysterically.
The boys hear them laughing, and hobble over to them with the exception of Cody, for he is not yet crippled. They start talking about stuff. Cody starts rapping that about how he is a gingerbread man. Jessica and Stacy find this hillarious too, and laugh yet again. Stacy asks Cody why he isnt crippled. Cody does not know. Jessica is hungry as always, she decides to break off one of Codys legs. She eats it. Just for the fun of it, Stacy eats Codys arm. Matt hands Cody a stick for a cane and starts crackin up. Cody however, does not find this funny, for that hurt really badly.
Jessica and Stacy start to disappear. They tell the gingerbread boys buh bye and pop back into the area where Shrek and Donkey are.
END OF CHAPTER!
YAY! I LIKED THIS CHAPTER CUZ WE GOT TO EAT CODY! AND IT WAS FUNNY! HEHEHEHE! LATER! REVIEW! NOW! NOW!
Ok...This story is beginning to get quite long. This story is going to BE quite long considering I am only like 20 minutes into the movie and it is 3 hours. SO yeah. On to the story!
Ch. 3 Run Run Run As Fast As You Can Jeffery and Cody and Matt are gingerbread men?
While the 4 are arriving at the castle, 3 crackheads wander into Jessica and Staycs house. The 3 crackheads happen to be Jeffery, Matt, and Cody. They learned that the girls had got a Gamecube and came over to hog it all day. They notice that Jessica and Stacy aren't there. Instead of leaving like a person with a brain would, they sit down and turn on the pretty silver Gamecube.
They notice 2 people in the Shrek game. Wouldn't ya know it, its Stacy and Jessica. The 3 boys wonder how they did that. Jessica looks around gazing at stuff when she notices the 3 boys faces. She tells Stacy and they both wonder what the heck Cody, Matt, and Jeffery are doing in their house. Both girls explain how to get them out. Sadly, Cody, Jeffery, and Matt are more of an idiot when they are all together than when they are alone. They don't understand. Stacy and Jessica decide they are only good for messiing with, and continue to follow Shrek and Donkey.
Jeffery, Cody, and Matt are watching the game when the power goes out. When the power goes back on, Jeffery, Cody, and Matt are laying on a silver table next to a cup of milk. They wonder how the cup is bigger than them, but are too stupid to figure it out. They sit up and notice they are cookies. Cody breaks off Matts leg, for he wanted a cookie. Matt yelled in pain as Cody ate the cookie and Matt hit him in the head, for that was one of the dumbest things cody has done in a while. How a gingerbread man eats another gingerbread man no one but Cody will know...
Jessica and Stacy notice that everything around them is slowly turning black. Jessica, who has been playing video games all her life and practically has every game possible, figures its a cutscence. Stacy wonders what is going to happen to them, since they weren't programmed to be in the game. Like always, Jessica doesn't know. Shrek and Donkey stop moving and start turning black. Stacy finds this scary.
All of a sudden, Jessica and Stacy pop up into a dungeon looking place. They see a guy with a mask on. Stacy bets he is ugly looking underneath. Jessica notices that the guy with the mask is dipping a gingerbread man in milk. The gingerbread man sounds a lot like Jeffery. Stacy finds this odd. Stacy notices that there are 2 more gingerbread men on the table. They are sitting up, or at least one is. One is glued to the table with frosting. This one sounds like Cody. The other one is looking at the cup of milk yelling stuff, and is also missing a leg. Jessica tells Stacy he sounds like Matt. They find this odd and scary.
Jessica and Stacy sit down where they can't be seen. Jessica wants popcorn. This time by Stacy, she is told to shut up. A little man walks into the room. He is very short and laughing. Jessica notices the table is taller than the man. Stacy finds this funny. The table is lowered and the the little man breaks off the gingerbread mans leg and starts to play with them. Stacy realizes that the mans name is Lord Farquad. She also realizes that the 3 gingerbread men sound like the 3 boys for a reason. That reason being that they ARE the gingerbread men. Jessica and Stacy find this funny and laugh hysterically but quietly, for they wish not to be caught.
All of a sudden a some knights appear. Jessica hides for she is scared that she is still considered a fairy tale creature to these people and doesn't want to be caught. The knights bring in a mirror. Jessica and Stacy find this mirror non-interesting. Lord Farquad throws ginger-Jeffery into the trash. Cody finally gets unstuck from the table. Matt and Cody jump off the table and try to get Jeffery out of the trash. Jesica and Stacy find this funny.
Stacy notices that Lord Farquad is talking to the mirror. Jessica finds that odd. They continues looking at the gingerbread boys, as Stacy calss them. The gingerbread boys are trying to glue Jefferys legs back on him with frosting. The girls laugh at this sight, for it is funny. The guys finally get Jeffery's leg back together. Cody finds 2 sticks on the ground and gives one to Matt and Jeffery for canes. Matt, who is still mad at Cody for eating him, starts attacking Cody with the cane. Jessica and Stacy find this hillarious, and laugh hysterically.
The boys hear them laughing, and hobble over to them with the exception of Cody, for he is not yet crippled. They start talking about stuff. Cody starts rapping that about how he is a gingerbread man. Jessica and Stacy find this hillarious too, and laugh yet again. Stacy asks Cody why he isnt crippled. Cody does not know. Jessica is hungry as always, she decides to break off one of Codys legs. She eats it. Just for the fun of it, Stacy eats Codys arm. Matt hands Cody a stick for a cane and starts crackin up. Cody however, does not find this funny, for that hurt really badly.
Jessica and Stacy start to disappear. They tell the gingerbread boys buh bye and pop back into the area where Shrek and Donkey are.
END OF CHAPTER!
YAY! I LIKED THIS CHAPTER CUZ WE GOT TO EAT CODY! AND IT WAS FUNNY! HEHEHEHE! LATER! REVIEW! NOW! NOW!