The Shrek Story
And now...I'm Bored Pictures brings you chapter 5....
Ch. 5 The Return Of The Idiot(Sad)
Cody and Matt decide they want nothing more to do with Jessica and Stacy's Gamecube and go home. Jeffery however, still wants to play Mario Party 5. He figures that if he takes the Shrek CD out nothing will happen to the girls. Leaving the Gamecube on, Jeffery goes to get the Mario Party Game. But thats when the power goes out...
Jessica and Stacy are walking with Shrek and Donkey when they finally get to the castle. There is a mascot standing who takes one look at Shrek and starts running. The mascot runs though all the rails one row at a time. Shrek walks into the rows and goes through all of them, followed by Donkey. Jessica and Stacy think for a minute, and go the obvious way; around and step over the rail. They beat all 3 to the enterance.
The mascot runs into the turnstyle and falls. Srhek steps over him and goes through, almost getting stuck.Donkey get stuck and does a flip. Jessica and Stacy find this funny. The five walk around wondering where everybody went.
Donkey finds an odd looking machine and pulls the handle. A song comes on and Stacy and Jessica start singing along. Shrek and Donkey wonder how the girls know this song. When the picture comes out the girls notice not only were Shrek and Donkey ruining the picture but so was...*gasp* Jeffery. And this time he wasn't a gingerbread man. The two girls scream horror and slowly turn around only to see Jeffery there. How sad.
Stacy tells Jeffery he was better as a gingerbread man. Jessica tells her one thing that they didn't get to do when he was a gingerbread man. Jessica tells Stacy something in her ear. Both at the time Jessica and Stacy mess up his hair, for he hates that.
Jessica and Stacy push Jeffery out of the way and start the song over again. They start machine twice, so they can get two pictures. During this whole process, Shrek, Donkey, and Jeffery are standing impatiently waiting for the two. When they finally get done, the three follow Shrek. Jessica and Stacy ask what stupid act got Jeffery into the game. He tells them. Stacy finds this stupid and hits Jeffery in the head.
They get to an area and talk to Lord Farquad. After a while, a bunch of people aer attacking the 4. Jessica and Stacy begin hitting knights with chairs. After that was over, Lord Farquad told the 5 that they need to go get Princess Fiona.
All of a sudden, Jeffery found a pack of matches. Jeffery went over to the spilled beer, knowing it is flammable, and threw a match on it and ran off. Jessica and Stacy notice this and quickly follow Jeffery. Sadly, Shrek and Donkey notice at the last minute and start running in slow motion. Jessica asks Stacy why they are
running like that. Jessica realizes that she is talking in slow motion. Stacy doesn't know and finds this scary but then realizes she is talking in slow motion too. Jeffery is busy gazing at the big explosion, for he is an idiot and a pyromaniac both at the same time.
When Shrek and Donkey finally get to the area where the 3 are, they all run out of the castle. Jessica notices that Jeffery is still gazing, and pulls on the back of his sweater, making him come on. She pulls harder just to choke him. The three are walking through feild, well actually Stacy is getting a ride. Jessica wants a piggy back ride. Sadly Stacy won't get off of Donkey, she is scared of Shrek, and there is no way she is getting on Jefferys back.
Donkey asks Shrek what his problem is and Shrek tells him that ogres are like onions. Jessica, Stacy, and Jeffery wonder why anyone would want to be like an onion would want to be like an onion. Donkey tells Shrek that not everyone likes onions. He explains everyone likes cakes. Shrek tells him he is not like cakes. Donkey says everyone likes pafraits. Jessica wants a pafrait for they are good. Stacy doesn't like parfraits. Jeffery says Jessica always wants something. She doesn't care though.
Shrek tells Donkey that ogres are not like cakes OR parfaits. After a minute of walking Donkey says parfraits might be one of the most delicious things on the whole damn planet. Stacy, Jessica, and Jeffery find this funny and laugh.
End of chapter.
Hurray. On to ch. 6!!! yayayay! stay tuned for i am going to write cuz i watched shrek the other night cuz i forgotted what happened. But now i know! and i planned. now i must go cuz if i dont go now i am going to miss the damn bus. l8ter
And now...I'm Bored Pictures brings you chapter 5....
Ch. 5 The Return Of The Idiot(Sad)
Cody and Matt decide they want nothing more to do with Jessica and Stacy's Gamecube and go home. Jeffery however, still wants to play Mario Party 5. He figures that if he takes the Shrek CD out nothing will happen to the girls. Leaving the Gamecube on, Jeffery goes to get the Mario Party Game. But thats when the power goes out...
Jessica and Stacy are walking with Shrek and Donkey when they finally get to the castle. There is a mascot standing who takes one look at Shrek and starts running. The mascot runs though all the rails one row at a time. Shrek walks into the rows and goes through all of them, followed by Donkey. Jessica and Stacy think for a minute, and go the obvious way; around and step over the rail. They beat all 3 to the enterance.
The mascot runs into the turnstyle and falls. Srhek steps over him and goes through, almost getting stuck.Donkey get stuck and does a flip. Jessica and Stacy find this funny. The five walk around wondering where everybody went.
Donkey finds an odd looking machine and pulls the handle. A song comes on and Stacy and Jessica start singing along. Shrek and Donkey wonder how the girls know this song. When the picture comes out the girls notice not only were Shrek and Donkey ruining the picture but so was...*gasp* Jeffery. And this time he wasn't a gingerbread man. The two girls scream horror and slowly turn around only to see Jeffery there. How sad.
Stacy tells Jeffery he was better as a gingerbread man. Jessica tells her one thing that they didn't get to do when he was a gingerbread man. Jessica tells Stacy something in her ear. Both at the time Jessica and Stacy mess up his hair, for he hates that.
Jessica and Stacy push Jeffery out of the way and start the song over again. They start machine twice, so they can get two pictures. During this whole process, Shrek, Donkey, and Jeffery are standing impatiently waiting for the two. When they finally get done, the three follow Shrek. Jessica and Stacy ask what stupid act got Jeffery into the game. He tells them. Stacy finds this stupid and hits Jeffery in the head.
They get to an area and talk to Lord Farquad. After a while, a bunch of people aer attacking the 4. Jessica and Stacy begin hitting knights with chairs. After that was over, Lord Farquad told the 5 that they need to go get Princess Fiona.
All of a sudden, Jeffery found a pack of matches. Jeffery went over to the spilled beer, knowing it is flammable, and threw a match on it and ran off. Jessica and Stacy notice this and quickly follow Jeffery. Sadly, Shrek and Donkey notice at the last minute and start running in slow motion. Jessica asks Stacy why they are
running like that. Jessica realizes that she is talking in slow motion. Stacy doesn't know and finds this scary but then realizes she is talking in slow motion too. Jeffery is busy gazing at the big explosion, for he is an idiot and a pyromaniac both at the same time.
When Shrek and Donkey finally get to the area where the 3 are, they all run out of the castle. Jessica notices that Jeffery is still gazing, and pulls on the back of his sweater, making him come on. She pulls harder just to choke him. The three are walking through feild, well actually Stacy is getting a ride. Jessica wants a piggy back ride. Sadly Stacy won't get off of Donkey, she is scared of Shrek, and there is no way she is getting on Jefferys back.
Donkey asks Shrek what his problem is and Shrek tells him that ogres are like onions. Jessica, Stacy, and Jeffery wonder why anyone would want to be like an onion would want to be like an onion. Donkey tells Shrek that not everyone likes onions. He explains everyone likes cakes. Shrek tells him he is not like cakes. Donkey says everyone likes pafraits. Jessica wants a pafrait for they are good. Stacy doesn't like parfraits. Jeffery says Jessica always wants something. She doesn't care though.
Shrek tells Donkey that ogres are not like cakes OR parfaits. After a minute of walking Donkey says parfraits might be one of the most delicious things on the whole damn planet. Stacy, Jessica, and Jeffery find this funny and laugh.
End of chapter.
Hurray. On to ch. 6!!! yayayay! stay tuned for i am going to write cuz i watched shrek the other night cuz i forgotted what happened. But now i know! and i planned. now i must go cuz if i dont go now i am going to miss the damn bus. l8ter