Chapter 2. A Kairi suprise.

"I mean, I love playing, 'cause you know, life's a joke, but this is sooo not A JOKE!!!" snapped Sora.

The two boys were stalking the hallways looking for Kairi with Riku's angry temper and Sora's sudden concience.

"Look my dad always told me one rule: never hit a girl. That and never kick a guy in the nuts. Both things are bad. VERY BAD!" snapped Sora.

"Really? My dad says all's fair in love and war," declared Riku. Sora stopped staring at him with a gaping mouth.

"What the hell are you talking about?! What about justice and fairness?!" exclaimed Sora.

"Oh, I believe in justice. And the bitch is going to get hers. No one messes with my sister," Riku exclaimed. Sora blinked.

"You're little sister? What, that girl?" asked Sora.

"Yeah, that girl!" snapped Riku harshly. "Man, you're not very attentive in class, are you?!"

"Class is for sleeping and dreaming, not for learning experiences," quoted Sora, thoughtfully. He grinned like a two year old expecting a cookie. Riku sighed, rolling his eyes and, walking again down the hallway.

"Look, how about something else more my style?," Sora suggested.

"Sora, it was my sister, my style," replied Riku. He glanced back at Sora.

"Besides, what'd you have in mind?"

"Something like... I don't know, mauling her with an army of squids or stealing her underwear and hanging it like the flag," spoke Sora. "Well, we could try the exchange shampoo with dye, thing." Riku blinked, then slowly, a menacing smile began to spread across his lips.

"I like you, Sora. This is gonna be too cool, for words."

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"Where did you come from, Hikari?" asked Yuffie.

"I came from Luca," spoke Hikari.

"Luca? Where's that?" wondered Yuffie, munching on her sushi roll.

"Well, I'd say it's about around the most southern point of Spira." Hikari explained, smiling.

"What was it like? Temples, shrines, surrounded by ocean?" asked Yuffie.

"No temples. No shrines. There was water, yeah, eveywhere. And the lights were always on at night, because that was when it was really alive. The city, I mean. Oh! And I had lots of friends and we went to Blitzball games, and -"

"Blitzball? Yeah, we have that here!" exclaimed Yuffie.

"Really?! Could I go to game sometime?" asked Hikari excitedly.

"Sure! I personally know the top player on the team, too!" declared Yuffie. Hikari raised an eyebrow at her suspicously, mimicking her brother.

"You're not pulling my leg, are you?" asked Hikari. Yuffie placed a hand on her chest bow.

"Would I do that, too?" asked Yuffie. Hikari smiled.

"I guess not," agreed Hikari.

"Saturday, okay? At seven. I'll call him tonight, and notify him to meet us after the game. So the game will last about an hour, so it'll be eight before we finally meet him backstage in the lockers," Yuffie told her. "Trust me this is going to work."

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIING!!!

Since both were attending the same class, Yuffie and Hikari entered the class room to greet someone she had never met before. And he was on their case in a second.

"You're late."

The man was tall dressed in a skin tightwhite uniform with black gaves and a silver chain around his neck dangling the silverpendant of a lion's head. His eyes were a deep blue, mysterious and frozen like the snow. He stroked his spikey, long brown hair with his gloved hand and revealed a long scar across his face.

"Today begins your first day of 2nd semester extracurricular class, if I am correct?" replied the young man. Yuffie blinked, awaking. She blushed feircly, turning her face away.

"Yes, sir, you are correct," answered Yuffie. He raised an eyebrow at the strange activity of his student, then turned around walking away.

"And you two are late, which will not ever be again of your conduct," he called back walking further into the room of woodenfloors and surrounding mirrors. He stopped turning around to her.

"Understood?" he requested. She nodded vigorously. Hikari answered like she would to her father. "Good. Now head to the lockers and change into your uniform. Someone will assist you."

Hikari left the room quickly, but Yuffie hesitated, then made her way to the girls' locker room. In a few momments, all the girls and boys came out dressed in their uniforms which were idenitcal to their Professer's. They stood gathered in two groups: boys and girls. They boys were happy to see the girls' uniform was just a skin tight, and the girls where apreciative when their professer commanded them to do fifty pushups each when they made cat calls.

"Now," exclaimed the professer above his class now that the boys were tired from pushups and girls were done chatting amongthemselves, "my name is Squall Leonhart, but Professer Leon will be fine. This is Fencing class, so I expect nothing to be taking place except teaching, learning, -" He flipped out his metal prod sword within an instant. "...and fencing."

Some of the girls giggled at the quick witt. Yuffie stood there watching him with folded arms, depressed, unimpressed, and trying not too fantasize of him in a romantic way. He was a teacher. Teachers were evil. Hotness and teacher have no connection, no relation. Yet.... Professor Squall was cute.

And obviously believed in chivilary.

"Fencing? We're going to learn how to build fences with a sword?" asked a the class clown with a look of doubt and confusion. Prof. Leon brought his sword back to him and tested its tip before replying.

"No. Fencing is a style of sword fighting. But if you like to build fences...." spoke Prof. Leon, narrowing his eyes, and suddenly, he swung the tip of his blade to land a centimeter under his left eyes on his cheek, "you can build a fence around your grave if you ever speak aloud in my class without permission again."

The class clown was frozen in fear, staring down at the tip pressing against his cheek without peirce. Yuffie stared at Prof. Squall's threat, wide eyed and a little bit frightened.

"Now," began Prof Leon, returning his sword to his side, "you have my permission to faint."

FEWUMP!!!

And that was exactly what he did. The boys were lucky enough to catch him before he could hit the floor.

"Don't worry, he'll be fine. Just overwhelmed," Prof. Leon explained.

"Leave him where he is; he'll wake up eventually."

The boys glanced from the Professer to the boy and dropped him in an instant. Yuffie raised an eyebrow at Prof. Squall, perplexed now, but she continued to listen.

"So you've all learned now to never speak without permission, and the only way you can get permission is from raising your hand. You can talk, but only to your opponet and referee, and he or she will decide illegal moves and such. There will be no fighting, except sword fighting, and no scratching and/or stabbing. You will wear your helmets at all times during the battle, understood?" asked Professer Leon. They all nodding, grasping and holding their helmets. Instantly, Yuffie raised her hand.

"Prof. Squall-"

"It's Leon-"

"Right. Uhm, there weren't any helmets left when I got in there. How am I going to fence without one?" Yuffie asked. Leon smirked.

"Well then, you shouldn't have been late," he replied. Yuffie pouted. Maybe he didn't believe in chivilary.

"But for the time now, you can use mine," Proffessor Leon replied tossing her his helmet of glass than wire. Yuffie caught it, darted her eyes from him to it, and was suprised.

"Thank you....Professor," she replied. He nodded, his expression still aloof and stern.

"You're welcome. Anyway, let's continue onto our lesson. Here are the basics..." as he continued teaching them, girls whispered to Yuffie while mimicking the professor's moves.

"Wow! His own personal mask. You lucky idiot," spoke a girl.

"It's nothing, really," replied Yuffie. "It's just his mask."

"But still! He must really like you to give you his own mask," whispered another girl.

"Girls! Less chattering! More learning!" called out their teacher.

"Yes, Professor!" chimed the two girls

"-Squall!" finished Yuffie. She clasped her mouth as he glared at her.

"It's Leon," he replied, coldly a s he narroed his eyes.

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"You realize, we're skipping class just to play a prank on a girl?"

"Yeah, and I can't believe you dragged me into this!"

"Shhh! Keep quiet!"

Riku clamped his hand over his sister's mouth. She scowled at him in anguish. "Mfickdehd." (dickhead- in case you can't tell)

The two troublemakers and the crybaby were hiding in an empty shower stall, leaning against the wall and waiting for the girls to arrive to witness their prank on Kairi.

"C'mon, Hikari! We couldn't have gotten into the gym girl's locker room without you," Sora tried to either compliment her or persuade her. "Plus, we're getting back at her for embarressing you like that."

"Whigh wasf noff inf wembarresssf!!" snapped Hikari. Translation: "I was not embarressed!"

"Well, what do you call being laughed at hundreds of kids, sprayed with milk, and falling onto the floor? Huh? Huh?!" Riku snapped harshly in a quiet tone. Hikari was quiet, and slowly, she began to sob into his hand. Riku panicked.

"No! No, Hikari! Don't cry! I didn't mean to - that is - I-" As Riku was trying to stifle his sister's sorrow-filled tears, Sora couldn't help but look at his new friend differently. Slowly, he began to see Riku in it a new light than aloof, violent, and smug, but someone who had deeper scars and alot more on his mind than himself. Obviously, he had watched over her, protected her, and was there for her when she need him the most.

"What're you smiling at?" demanded Riku in a harsh quiet tone. Sora didn't realize he had been smiling at him and shook his head, to wake up.

"Oh, uh, nothing. No one. SHHH!!!"

CREEEK.

"I'll practice as soon as I get my mask. I left it in the locker room," spoke a voice.

"It's Kairi! Hikari, shut up!" Riku cursed at his sister. They watched Kairi's small feet reach her locker bin of her clothes and heard the opening of her locker. They winced awaiting the sound of a scream, but none was heard. Only the digging of clothes.

"Hmnn..." mummured Kairi. Riku and Sora glanced at eachother. They're boobie trap. Something was wrong. Slowly, Riku rose to hi fee, grabbing the extra bucket of deadflies and black paint. Sora shook his head in panick, mouthing : "No! No, she'll see you! You'll get suspended!"

Riku grinned like a maniac. He was about to have his day.

Quietly, Riku crept up behind Kairi, but as he dumped the load of crap onto her, a swordshot in his direction like dart that barely missed him and hit the wall.

"Wha-?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!"

Riku shot a death glare in the direction the sword came from. He met the brown eyes of a girl dressed a skintight, white uniform. Her arm was still held out from throwing the blade and a look of anger remained. This anger spread to Riku. She kicked a sword from the ground into her hand as Riku thrusted the sword out of the wall and clenched it in his hand.

"Riku!" called out Sora.

"UGH!!!" groaned Kairi, whincing at her disgusting, muck covered body. Kairi shot a dirty look at Sora and Sora suddenly felt alone and scared.

And instantly, the battle began!

Clash, clang, clash, clash, and clang! On and on metal met metal, blade met blade and forward the battled. For a while they spiraled one another in the girl's locker room, hopping onto benches and off of benches until Yuffie began backing away out of stall, guiding Riku out.

Kairi chased Sora around the room until she tackled him onto the floor, both of them wrestling; Sora was trying to pry himself away from her and she was trying to scratch him and force him onto his back as much as she could.

Sora held Kairi's wrists despite she was mounting him.

"Hikari! Get out of here!" called out Sora. Kairi blinked.

"Who?!" she demanded, glancing back to see Hikari trying dash out of the room.

"It's that girl!" snapped Kairi.

"Riku!" exclaimed Sora. "Don't go outside they're having-"

"I'm busy!" snapped Riku, still trying to gaurd Yuffie's blasts.

"Why the hell did you do that, Sora!?" snapped Kairi. "How could you?!"

Forcing Yuffie to walk backwards out of the girl's locker room, Riku gaurding Yuffie's blasts of steel guarding them with his own blade. Hikari noticed it was Yuffie and was trying to talk them out of it. Just as they stepped outside of the room, Hikari latched herself onto Yuffie.

"Yuffie! Stop!" snapped Hikari. "Don't fight!"

"Hikari? What're you doing?!" snapped Yuffie, losing her concentration. And with a stroke of extremely good luck, Riku struck the sword from her hand and caught it in his other. He smirked, landing the point of his orginal sword at Yuffie's throat.

"Okay, show's over."

"Huh?"

Suprised and deliberately caught off guard, Riku glanced up to see the entire class stare at him and the teacher before him glaring. Suddenly, everything stopped, and silence became the loudest in the room. Riku's smirk turned into a sheepish grin, nervous as he slowly became aware that he made a fatal error.

"OWWW!! Kairi! Let go! EErrrgh!"

Dragging Sora by his hair, Kairi came stomping out of the girls' locker room, drenched in the most disgusting goo she had ever been cloaked in, and dropped Sora beside Riku. Sora slowly stood onto his feet, wincing as he touched his tender scalp.

"Oww! What's going......on?" Sora wondered slowing down his train of thought as he realized they were busted. Kairi was receving a few giggles from what she looked like and even the Professor smirked. But Kairi was peeved like the devil herself.

"Those two dumped all this - this CRAP all over me!!! Just like that freak!" shouted Kairi, jabbing her delicate finger from the boys to Hikari. Hikari was standing beside Yuffie, no longer attached to her. She looked tried, depressed, awaiting for punishment. Infact all three of them were awaiting the sound of shouting at 120 decibels.

Leon raised an eyebrow at her, then closed his eyes sighing.

"Your names please?" asked the Professor. The two boys blinked,but Hikari's distant look remained the same.

"Sora Strife."

"Riku Jenova. And that's my sister, Hikari Jenova."

'Your sister?!' wondered Yuffie. She glanced at Hikari to the left of her.

"Okay then. Sora: you're suspended. Riku: your suspended. Hikari: you get off easy. You didn't do anything wrong," explained Professor Leon in his monotone voice. Both of the boys' expressions were stressed and depressed as Hikari blinked in confusion at the lack of punishment she received. Prof. Leon was not finished though, "However, Miss Kairi: you're suspended, as well-" , but he was interrupted by Kairi's suprise.

"What?! I didn't do anything!" snapped Kairi. Professor Leon glared over at her, his eyes becoming silent, deadly daggers.

"Unfortunately, Miss Kairi, I'm not stupid and intolerant like the rest of your teachers. I was in the lunch room, too, and saw everything. You tripped Miss Hikari, and she acciddenlty splattered food all over you. She even tried to help you get cleaned up, but you threw milk in her face and stomped off. I don't know what has your panties in a knot, Miss Kairi, but don't take it out on her," replied Professor Leon. Kairi glared at the ground, pouting. Yuffie smiled, and Hikari blushed, but the boys were still upset about being suspended. Professor Leon gazed over to them. "I probably would've done the same as these two boys if it had been my sister or friend, but I probably would've hit her."

Riku's attention was caught and hid his smile to himself, knowing he had thought of the same. Sora scratched the back of his head and smiled.

"So that means we're fine?" asked Sora, eyes full of hope. Leon glared.

"No, you're not. You're still suspended, because you two disobeyed school rules. I can't let that go. I wish I could let that serve as the justice she deserved, but I can't. Don't worry, the school board will get over it, and so will your parents," professed the Professor. "And as some dead guy once said, 'Revenge is a dish best served with cake out in the rain.' Now get stand over by the wall so I can call your parents in peace."

With a heavy groan, Riku and Sora went over lean against the mirror walls. Kairi stomped over to stand beside them. Professor Leon turned to his class.

"Go back to your practice rounds. I don't want any complaining either," snapped the Proffessor. He wasn't in the best of moods after the "Revenge for sister" and "I didn't do anything" shit. Who could blame him. The whole ordeal was tiring. Professor Leon sighed before picking up the phone off the wall to begin his phone calls to the office and to the parents.

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"That was pretty cool, of Professor Squall," spoke Yuffie.

"Yeah," agreed Hikari. Suddenly an invisable lightbulb appeared above her head. "Hey, let's bake a cake for him!" Yuffie blinked. Why cake all of a sudden?

"Y'know! To say thank you!" added Hikari. Yuffie thought about it.

{"Hello, Professor Squall! We baked you a cake! After all, you said revenge is best served with cake out in the rain!"}

No, it seemed so odd to her. To bake him a cake and giving it to him as showing their apreciation. Suddenly, she invisioned herself as a french maid and serving it to him. She, sitting in his lap and feeding him in the short fluffy skirt that showed her panties and a tight top that revealed her cleavage. She blushed feircely, shaking her head of the image.

"No! No, let's not. How about cookies or cupcakes?" suggested Yuffie. Hikari blinked, curiously and wondering why Yuffie was acting so strange, but she agreed nodding and smiling.

"Sure! Cupcakes, it is!" she agreed. Yuffie smiled. 'Atleast I'll have Hikari with me so I won't be alone when we give him the gift.' Yuffie heard her Professor in the distance, talking to a parent.

"Well, I'm happy that you're not upset of your son's actions but you do realize he did get suspended..... Yes, I do I know it is his first day of school, and I agree that is quite amazing for the first time in a new school, but - yeah, alright. Yes, I'm glad, too, you finally have something in common. Right. Don't be too happy," Prof. Leon, slamned the phone on the receiver and shouted. "Riku, your father will be here is five minutes. Sora, your mother will be here in two." Yuffie spotted Sora slowly slidding down against the wall with a dazed, frightened look. Yuffie couldn't help but feel his fear and worry for him.

"He is sooo dead."

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