The God-Jellyfish: Already, the dingoes, jellies, and I have completed the
second part of Chapter One. : Is beaten righteously by readers, friends,
and llamas: I know the first part was bit short!
The Cheat-muse: Meh!
GJF: Yes, the Cheat, we should get the next part going before the carrots revolt. And now, continuing where we left off.
We shall now also be using later in the chapter the initial system. Alucard is "A", Spike is "S", Duo is "D" and Vash "V." Simple and clean.
Zell: We are back with more "Whose Anime is it Anyway?" The show where everything is on the spot and the points don't matter. Just like a plot to Fast and the Furious. During the break, you will be pleased to know that the producers confiscated all weaponry on our guests.
Vash: Can I have my gun back, please?
Zell: No! : Throws an empty bottle of tomato juice into Vash's face, sending Vash crashing backstage:
Alucard: Those are my pistols. You will give them back now or else you shall be turned into my dinner.
Zell: I said no! The producers don't want anymore blood spray for another five paragraphs! Besides, we are still cleaning Ham-Ham pieces off the audience that now looks like something out of a Tarantino movie!
Triad Orion: Use Flame Wall on them!!
: Anvil drops on Triad's head:
Zell: You guys have a complaint, tell it to our new writer. : Puts Plank on a nearby chair:
GJF: What about me?!
Zell: You are officially chopped liver. Maybe now we can finally get the game started.
Vash: Hey, Grandma, another round for the boys. I'm driving. : Collapses:
Zell: Oi vey. Our next game is called," Mission Impossible" and this is for Spike, Duo, and Vash. The way this goes is Vash and Duo are two secret agents and are getting their job from their faceless boss played by Spike. And we need from the audience something that the agents have to do.
Ed: Make buttered toast!
Royal Swordsman: Flame Triad Orion! : Another anvil dropped:
Death from Sandman: Lead people to the other side!
Rolf: Shave the hair off the back of a hairy potato!
Quatre: Go to the movies!
Zell: Going to the movies. Okay, Vash and Duo, you are receiving you mission from Spike to go to the movies. Start whenever you're ready.
: Mission Impossible theme plays as Vash and Duo walk in:
Duo: Where's the boss?
Vash: There's a message along with this Gameboy Advance.
Duo: Put the message into the Gameboy.
: Vash puts the message into the cartridge slot of the GBA and turns it on:
Spike: Good day, gentleman. How are you?
Duo: Good, how about you?
Spike: Peachy. You two have an important mission of national security.
: Vash and Duo fake gasp:
Vash: What is it, sir?
Spike: I was getting to that. Your mission, whether you like it or not, is to go to the movies and watch the latest Matrix movie. If you are captured or are slain horribly in some act of God, we will cry and bit and then look through your pocket for loose change.
Duo: Surely, you must be joking, sir.
Spike: I never joke, and don't call me Shirley. This message will self- destruct in 5 seconds. Do not turn the power off while savi-
: Vash switches off the Gameboy:
Duo: Didn't you listen? The Boss just said not to turn the power off while it's saving! No wonder you suck at Elder Scrolls III.
Vash: No, it was the X-Box and it's damn freezing and lag. But what are we going to do? We don't have a car to get to the theatre!
: The two act like they are looking around:
Duo: I know! Do you still have that ride on snow blower from last summer?
Vash: By God, I do. It's in the garage!
: The two run over to the side of the stage:
Duo: Kuso, out of gas. Now what can we do?
Vash: Hmm, we can use this bucket of cleaners and extremely flammable chemicals!
Duo: Good! Pour it in!
: Vash uncaps the chemicals and pours them in and makes a roaring sound:
Vash: It worked! Let's get on and hit the road!
: The two slowly walk around the stage making loud snow blower noises when they come to a stop:
Duo: Traffic! I knew going on 66 would get us nowhere! Is there anyway we can get around this?
Vash: No, nothing can beat the I-66 traffic.
Duo: Time is running out. We only have two hours of worthless previews left before the movie starts!
Vash: Let's run on the cars! They aren't going anywhere!
Duo: Sounds good to me!
: Duo and Vash jump around the stage, while Spike and Alucard make honking and beeping noises in the background:
: The two jump to the middle of the stage and wipe their brows:
Vash: Phew, we made it to the theatre with an hour and half to spare!
Duo: Wait, do we have money for the tickets?
: Vash looks through his pockets: Vash: Nothing. Do you have any cash?
Duo: Nothing. Look over there! A prize grabber machine with a hundred dollars stuffed into a wallet in it! We could win the money and use it to buy the tickets!
Vash: And I found a quarter! Quick, to the prize grabber! : Vash places a quarter into the grabber and starts working the controls:
Duo: Left! Right! Diagonally at a 54 degree angle!
Vash: Damn, I dropped it.
Duo: Look what I found on the ground! It's a grenade launcher! We can use it to blow open the door and get into the movie!
Vash: Woohoo!!
: Insert explosion noises:
: Buzz buzz:
Zell: Okay, enough of that. 1000 quasi-points for each of you.
Ed: I want points!!
Zell: Ed, you aren't in this show, much less an anime! You don't get any points.
Ed: But Ed like points!
Zell: -100 points from Ed! Keep it up and I'll call in security.
The Village Idiot: YAY SECURITY!!
Zell: Security, a trouncing on the Idiot.
: Kou, Volt, and Scion flying tackle the Village Idiot to the ground:
VI: Thank you!
: Mass sweatdrop:
Zell: Um, right. What else could go wrong?
Voice: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!
Duo: Sweet Jesus, how did she find us?!
Quatre: AHHH!! She found us. I'll blow her to smithereens, I'll BLOW HER TO SMITHEREENS!!
: Quatre is tackled by Jet Black and Wolfwood:
Trowa: ...
Wufei: The Baka Onna of the Pink Barbie car returns! : Draws sword: I shall fight against her and her pacifistic injustice! : Wu-chan is tackled by the Cheat who beats him with a golf club:
The Cheat: MEH!
: Heero draws gun from (insert guess location here) and aims it at the door:
Heero: Mission accepted, kill Relena Peacecraft.
: Vash peers from behind his chair: Vash: Can I have my gun back, Mr. Heero?
: Gunshot sends Vash ducking back down:
: Relena pushes open the studio doors and walks in, her pink Barbie car seen outside:
Relena: Heero, what are you doing here? You said you were going to kill me.
Heero: Relena, go away. Why do you keep stalking me just so I'll kill you?
Relena: Heero, kill us. Kill us, Heero.
: Spike stands up and draws a spare pistol:
Spike: Just drop the bitch already.
: Dante, Alucard, Spike, Jet, Heero, and Grave open fire, leaving not much left of Relena:
Duo: Ding-dong, the bitch is dead. Bitch is dead, that bitch is dead.
: Relena reforms back together like the Terminator:
Audience: Holy shtick!
Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents): Do it again, do it again!
: Relena's car explodes outside and reveals Samus Aran:
Samus: Dodge this. : Fires super missile into Relena, sending what was left of her into a conveniently placed vat of molten stuff a.k.a. the chili they use in New York chili dogs, thus melting the high voiced terror:
Audience: W00t!!
Zell: There go the insurance rates. Shimatta . : Head smacks against buzzer:
Ed: Do I get points now?
GJF: Ah, another great episode. That brought tears to my eyes.
: A dingo tosses away the plate of onions:
GJF: Read, review. Email you suggestions to me for who or what you want to see next. Trust me, I have enough instant ramen to help me write anything. In the next episode: scenes from a hat. Be afraid.
The Cheat-muse: Meh!
GJF: Yes, the Cheat, we should get the next part going before the carrots revolt. And now, continuing where we left off.
We shall now also be using later in the chapter the initial system. Alucard is "A", Spike is "S", Duo is "D" and Vash "V." Simple and clean.
Zell: We are back with more "Whose Anime is it Anyway?" The show where everything is on the spot and the points don't matter. Just like a plot to Fast and the Furious. During the break, you will be pleased to know that the producers confiscated all weaponry on our guests.
Vash: Can I have my gun back, please?
Zell: No! : Throws an empty bottle of tomato juice into Vash's face, sending Vash crashing backstage:
Alucard: Those are my pistols. You will give them back now or else you shall be turned into my dinner.
Zell: I said no! The producers don't want anymore blood spray for another five paragraphs! Besides, we are still cleaning Ham-Ham pieces off the audience that now looks like something out of a Tarantino movie!
Triad Orion: Use Flame Wall on them!!
: Anvil drops on Triad's head:
Zell: You guys have a complaint, tell it to our new writer. : Puts Plank on a nearby chair:
GJF: What about me?!
Zell: You are officially chopped liver. Maybe now we can finally get the game started.
Vash: Hey, Grandma, another round for the boys. I'm driving. : Collapses:
Zell: Oi vey. Our next game is called," Mission Impossible" and this is for Spike, Duo, and Vash. The way this goes is Vash and Duo are two secret agents and are getting their job from their faceless boss played by Spike. And we need from the audience something that the agents have to do.
Ed: Make buttered toast!
Royal Swordsman: Flame Triad Orion! : Another anvil dropped:
Death from Sandman: Lead people to the other side!
Rolf: Shave the hair off the back of a hairy potato!
Quatre: Go to the movies!
Zell: Going to the movies. Okay, Vash and Duo, you are receiving you mission from Spike to go to the movies. Start whenever you're ready.
: Mission Impossible theme plays as Vash and Duo walk in:
Duo: Where's the boss?
Vash: There's a message along with this Gameboy Advance.
Duo: Put the message into the Gameboy.
: Vash puts the message into the cartridge slot of the GBA and turns it on:
Spike: Good day, gentleman. How are you?
Duo: Good, how about you?
Spike: Peachy. You two have an important mission of national security.
: Vash and Duo fake gasp:
Vash: What is it, sir?
Spike: I was getting to that. Your mission, whether you like it or not, is to go to the movies and watch the latest Matrix movie. If you are captured or are slain horribly in some act of God, we will cry and bit and then look through your pocket for loose change.
Duo: Surely, you must be joking, sir.
Spike: I never joke, and don't call me Shirley. This message will self- destruct in 5 seconds. Do not turn the power off while savi-
: Vash switches off the Gameboy:
Duo: Didn't you listen? The Boss just said not to turn the power off while it's saving! No wonder you suck at Elder Scrolls III.
Vash: No, it was the X-Box and it's damn freezing and lag. But what are we going to do? We don't have a car to get to the theatre!
: The two act like they are looking around:
Duo: I know! Do you still have that ride on snow blower from last summer?
Vash: By God, I do. It's in the garage!
: The two run over to the side of the stage:
Duo: Kuso, out of gas. Now what can we do?
Vash: Hmm, we can use this bucket of cleaners and extremely flammable chemicals!
Duo: Good! Pour it in!
: Vash uncaps the chemicals and pours them in and makes a roaring sound:
Vash: It worked! Let's get on and hit the road!
: The two slowly walk around the stage making loud snow blower noises when they come to a stop:
Duo: Traffic! I knew going on 66 would get us nowhere! Is there anyway we can get around this?
Vash: No, nothing can beat the I-66 traffic.
Duo: Time is running out. We only have two hours of worthless previews left before the movie starts!
Vash: Let's run on the cars! They aren't going anywhere!
Duo: Sounds good to me!
: Duo and Vash jump around the stage, while Spike and Alucard make honking and beeping noises in the background:
: The two jump to the middle of the stage and wipe their brows:
Vash: Phew, we made it to the theatre with an hour and half to spare!
Duo: Wait, do we have money for the tickets?
: Vash looks through his pockets: Vash: Nothing. Do you have any cash?
Duo: Nothing. Look over there! A prize grabber machine with a hundred dollars stuffed into a wallet in it! We could win the money and use it to buy the tickets!
Vash: And I found a quarter! Quick, to the prize grabber! : Vash places a quarter into the grabber and starts working the controls:
Duo: Left! Right! Diagonally at a 54 degree angle!
Vash: Damn, I dropped it.
Duo: Look what I found on the ground! It's a grenade launcher! We can use it to blow open the door and get into the movie!
Vash: Woohoo!!
: Insert explosion noises:
: Buzz buzz:
Zell: Okay, enough of that. 1000 quasi-points for each of you.
Ed: I want points!!
Zell: Ed, you aren't in this show, much less an anime! You don't get any points.
Ed: But Ed like points!
Zell: -100 points from Ed! Keep it up and I'll call in security.
The Village Idiot: YAY SECURITY!!
Zell: Security, a trouncing on the Idiot.
: Kou, Volt, and Scion flying tackle the Village Idiot to the ground:
VI: Thank you!
: Mass sweatdrop:
Zell: Um, right. What else could go wrong?
Voice: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!
Duo: Sweet Jesus, how did she find us?!
Quatre: AHHH!! She found us. I'll blow her to smithereens, I'll BLOW HER TO SMITHEREENS!!
: Quatre is tackled by Jet Black and Wolfwood:
Trowa: ...
Wufei: The Baka Onna of the Pink Barbie car returns! : Draws sword: I shall fight against her and her pacifistic injustice! : Wu-chan is tackled by the Cheat who beats him with a golf club:
The Cheat: MEH!
: Heero draws gun from (insert guess location here) and aims it at the door:
Heero: Mission accepted, kill Relena Peacecraft.
: Vash peers from behind his chair: Vash: Can I have my gun back, Mr. Heero?
: Gunshot sends Vash ducking back down:
: Relena pushes open the studio doors and walks in, her pink Barbie car seen outside:
Relena: Heero, what are you doing here? You said you were going to kill me.
Heero: Relena, go away. Why do you keep stalking me just so I'll kill you?
Relena: Heero, kill us. Kill us, Heero.
: Spike stands up and draws a spare pistol:
Spike: Just drop the bitch already.
: Dante, Alucard, Spike, Jet, Heero, and Grave open fire, leaving not much left of Relena:
Duo: Ding-dong, the bitch is dead. Bitch is dead, that bitch is dead.
: Relena reforms back together like the Terminator:
Audience: Holy shtick!
Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents): Do it again, do it again!
: Relena's car explodes outside and reveals Samus Aran:
Samus: Dodge this. : Fires super missile into Relena, sending what was left of her into a conveniently placed vat of molten stuff a.k.a. the chili they use in New York chili dogs, thus melting the high voiced terror:
Audience: W00t!!
Zell: There go the insurance rates. Shimatta . : Head smacks against buzzer:
Ed: Do I get points now?
GJF: Ah, another great episode. That brought tears to my eyes.
: A dingo tosses away the plate of onions:
GJF: Read, review. Email you suggestions to me for who or what you want to see next. Trust me, I have enough instant ramen to help me write anything. In the next episode: scenes from a hat. Be afraid.