THE SEARCH FOR THE SWIRLY-EYED SAMURAI!!!
INTRODUCTION AND CAST LISTINGS!
::waves to audience:: Konnichi'wa! Welcome to the Ridiculously Odd Story.THE SEARCH FOR THE SWIRLY-EYED SAMURAI!!!!!
Okay, brief premise: this is co-written with Crystal Renee. We enjoy bossing the characters around and having fun with them. She posted little scenes at the end of her chapters with them, and I responded in my reviews with them. Eventually, our reviews became a sort of story, and many people started reading them.God only knows why. ^_^ Requests were launched that we post this on the site. So we are. The insanity overwhelms even me. But we have fun with it. Really. We do. ::giggles::
LIST OF CHARACTERS:
ANGIE: A ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoress. Co-writer and major character. Enjoys beating up people who annoy her (especially Sanosuke), alternating between teasing and hugging Kenshin, and generally bouncing around with the other folks. Business partner with Crystal in her."work". Grade-A nutcase. Is a bit more prudent than her colleagues, but still occasionally slips in her own thoughts about what Kenshin and Kaoru should be getting on with. ::Ahem::
CRYSTAL: Another ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoress. Co-writer and major character. Had the brilliance to start this. Enjoys making suggestive innuendos to Kenshin and Kaoru, scientifically producing clones of sexy male characters, and bouncing about like a monkey on steroids. Is exceedingly cool. Dottier than a Dalmatian with chicken pox. Has no qualms about giving Kenshin and Kaoru broad hints, though will box Kenshin's ears if he acts like a hentai.
KENSHIN: Our Hero. Everyone loves him, because he is lovable. Split between two sides-the Rurouni and the Battousai. The Rurouni is The Perfect Guy-the Battousai is arguably the sexiest anime character ever. Handsome, sweet, intelligent, caring, shy, cooks, cleans, and will never say a cross word. Faults are a clumsiness that's really more on the endearing side and an annoying reluctance to show his romantic feelings to Kaoru.at least in the anime. ^_^ Also as the adorable line of "Oro!" You will see this constantly.
KAORU: My most favorite kick-ass female anime character ever. Instructor of the Kamiya Kasshin style, and bloody brilliant with her bokken. Kicks unbelievable ass, to reinstate a point. Pretty, in my opinion. Slightest bit nuts and violent-okay, very much violent, but that's all right, it's slapstick-comedy. Truly cares about her family and will do basically anything for them. Very much in love with Kenshin-they are the cutest anime couple EVER. (Argue if you will, I will smash you with a hammer.)
SANOSUKE: Bloody awesome. Sarcastic ex-gangster with a thing for a certain kitsune-doctor. Violent beyond belief. Often gets in cat-fights with Angie, Crystal, and/or Kaoru. Is rather suggestive of Kaoru's and Kenshin's positions. Very brotherly to Kaoru, exceedingly cool when it comes to being there for his friends. Occasionally a bit on the slow side, but usually very smart. Often is picked on by others-especially women. ^_^
MEGUMI: Female fox-doctor with the most unusual laugh to ever darken a dojo. Slightly spastic, goes to weird ends to make Kaoru jealous. Possibly had a thing for Kenshin, but she totally belongs with Sano (argue not!) Very good doctor, but has this problem with fox-ears bounding out of her head at weird intervals.
YAHIKO: Spastic little boy. You either love him or hate him. Is annoying as hell, but rather cute in his own way. Cares for Kaoru like a mother or a sister, even though he calls her "busu" (hag). Looks up to Kenshin as a father or an idol, and Sanosuke is like an older brother. Rather good with a bokken. Enjoys showing off in front of Tsubame, practicing with his bokken, and irritating everyone. Is a bit crazy, but completely sane compared to some others. ::cough-Sireta-cough::
SIRETA: Crystal's alternate persona. Violent, sadistic, brilliant, and somewhat lacking in a conscience. Spastic, but cool in her own nutsy way. A pickle short of the whole jar. Would seduce Kenshin without a care in the world. Fun and funny, in her own way. Often manages to piss off Angie, Kaoru, and/or Crystal, with insane ease.
KENSHIN CLONE #1: Not the original.
KENSHIN CLONES TO INFINITY: Also not the original. Have to deal with many rabid fan girls.
SANOSUKE CLONES: Too scary to mention.
AOSHI CLONES: See previous.
SOUJIRO CLONES: Again, previous.
SHISHIO: Is basically introduced for the point of getting beat up by any and all other characters. Batty as hell. Has exceedingly creepy eyes.
ENISHI: Has same purpose of Shishio, except is not really a jerk. Just highly misunderstood. And maybe slightly nuts.
TOMOE: Has no place in the story, but I think we'll mention her anyway for all you cool Tomoe-fans out there. (And no, I do not mean you Kaoru- haters. You, I do not like so much.) Cold as ice, as refined Japanese women of that time were raised to be. Really did love Kenshin-things just didn't work out, and fate was against them. It might be noted that she approves of Kaoru-she wants Kenshin happy. I personally have no feelings against her. My main feeling is this: For Tomoe, Kenshin gave up death. For Kaoru, he would kill again.
Okay, I think those are all!! Hope you enjoy the story. Flames can and will be used to make s'mores!
ANGIE: *pops marshmallow on stick* We're ready and waiting!
CRYSTAL: *brings out huge bags of marshmallows and chocolate* Eh-hee-hee- hee.and they wonder why I'm insane.
KENSHIN: *looks incredibly sexy by firelight*
ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION: *jumps him*
KAORU: *beats back with bokken* Hands off! He's mine, mine I say!
JA NE!
INTRODUCTION AND CAST LISTINGS!
::waves to audience:: Konnichi'wa! Welcome to the Ridiculously Odd Story.THE SEARCH FOR THE SWIRLY-EYED SAMURAI!!!!!
Okay, brief premise: this is co-written with Crystal Renee. We enjoy bossing the characters around and having fun with them. She posted little scenes at the end of her chapters with them, and I responded in my reviews with them. Eventually, our reviews became a sort of story, and many people started reading them.God only knows why. ^_^ Requests were launched that we post this on the site. So we are. The insanity overwhelms even me. But we have fun with it. Really. We do. ::giggles::
LIST OF CHARACTERS:
ANGIE: A ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoress. Co-writer and major character. Enjoys beating up people who annoy her (especially Sanosuke), alternating between teasing and hugging Kenshin, and generally bouncing around with the other folks. Business partner with Crystal in her."work". Grade-A nutcase. Is a bit more prudent than her colleagues, but still occasionally slips in her own thoughts about what Kenshin and Kaoru should be getting on with. ::Ahem::
CRYSTAL: Another ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoress. Co-writer and major character. Had the brilliance to start this. Enjoys making suggestive innuendos to Kenshin and Kaoru, scientifically producing clones of sexy male characters, and bouncing about like a monkey on steroids. Is exceedingly cool. Dottier than a Dalmatian with chicken pox. Has no qualms about giving Kenshin and Kaoru broad hints, though will box Kenshin's ears if he acts like a hentai.
KENSHIN: Our Hero. Everyone loves him, because he is lovable. Split between two sides-the Rurouni and the Battousai. The Rurouni is The Perfect Guy-the Battousai is arguably the sexiest anime character ever. Handsome, sweet, intelligent, caring, shy, cooks, cleans, and will never say a cross word. Faults are a clumsiness that's really more on the endearing side and an annoying reluctance to show his romantic feelings to Kaoru.at least in the anime. ^_^ Also as the adorable line of "Oro!" You will see this constantly.
KAORU: My most favorite kick-ass female anime character ever. Instructor of the Kamiya Kasshin style, and bloody brilliant with her bokken. Kicks unbelievable ass, to reinstate a point. Pretty, in my opinion. Slightest bit nuts and violent-okay, very much violent, but that's all right, it's slapstick-comedy. Truly cares about her family and will do basically anything for them. Very much in love with Kenshin-they are the cutest anime couple EVER. (Argue if you will, I will smash you with a hammer.)
SANOSUKE: Bloody awesome. Sarcastic ex-gangster with a thing for a certain kitsune-doctor. Violent beyond belief. Often gets in cat-fights with Angie, Crystal, and/or Kaoru. Is rather suggestive of Kaoru's and Kenshin's positions. Very brotherly to Kaoru, exceedingly cool when it comes to being there for his friends. Occasionally a bit on the slow side, but usually very smart. Often is picked on by others-especially women. ^_^
MEGUMI: Female fox-doctor with the most unusual laugh to ever darken a dojo. Slightly spastic, goes to weird ends to make Kaoru jealous. Possibly had a thing for Kenshin, but she totally belongs with Sano (argue not!) Very good doctor, but has this problem with fox-ears bounding out of her head at weird intervals.
YAHIKO: Spastic little boy. You either love him or hate him. Is annoying as hell, but rather cute in his own way. Cares for Kaoru like a mother or a sister, even though he calls her "busu" (hag). Looks up to Kenshin as a father or an idol, and Sanosuke is like an older brother. Rather good with a bokken. Enjoys showing off in front of Tsubame, practicing with his bokken, and irritating everyone. Is a bit crazy, but completely sane compared to some others. ::cough-Sireta-cough::
SIRETA: Crystal's alternate persona. Violent, sadistic, brilliant, and somewhat lacking in a conscience. Spastic, but cool in her own nutsy way. A pickle short of the whole jar. Would seduce Kenshin without a care in the world. Fun and funny, in her own way. Often manages to piss off Angie, Kaoru, and/or Crystal, with insane ease.
KENSHIN CLONE #1: Not the original.
KENSHIN CLONES TO INFINITY: Also not the original. Have to deal with many rabid fan girls.
SANOSUKE CLONES: Too scary to mention.
AOSHI CLONES: See previous.
SOUJIRO CLONES: Again, previous.
SHISHIO: Is basically introduced for the point of getting beat up by any and all other characters. Batty as hell. Has exceedingly creepy eyes.
ENISHI: Has same purpose of Shishio, except is not really a jerk. Just highly misunderstood. And maybe slightly nuts.
TOMOE: Has no place in the story, but I think we'll mention her anyway for all you cool Tomoe-fans out there. (And no, I do not mean you Kaoru- haters. You, I do not like so much.) Cold as ice, as refined Japanese women of that time were raised to be. Really did love Kenshin-things just didn't work out, and fate was against them. It might be noted that she approves of Kaoru-she wants Kenshin happy. I personally have no feelings against her. My main feeling is this: For Tomoe, Kenshin gave up death. For Kaoru, he would kill again.
Okay, I think those are all!! Hope you enjoy the story. Flames can and will be used to make s'mores!
ANGIE: *pops marshmallow on stick* We're ready and waiting!
CRYSTAL: *brings out huge bags of marshmallows and chocolate* Eh-hee-hee- hee.and they wonder why I'm insane.
KENSHIN: *looks incredibly sexy by firelight*
ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION: *jumps him*
KAORU: *beats back with bokken* Hands off! He's mine, mine I say!
JA NE!