CRYSTAL: And so our story begins. and don't get distracted by the cows in
the sky and the fish in the trees, okay?! ^_^.. I am a happy-go-lucky kinda
person!!!!!!!!
~The Search For The Swirlly Eyed Samurai~
Crystal: Ah yes, lets go shopping!!!! (get hit on head with bokken) Geez Kaoru, it was JUST A HUG!!!!
Kaoru: SO? HE'S MY KENSHIN!!! ALL MINE NOT YOURS!!!!!
Crystal: (blocks next blow. Finds out she blocked blow with Angie) Uh. oopsie..
Angie: (glares) HEY!!!!!!
Crystal: (blushes) Uh. uh oh.
Sireta: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* runs away from Angie, Kaoru, and Sireta *
Sano: Wow, she's fast. Are you that fast Kenshin?
Kenshin: (looks out doorway) Uh. nope. I'd be on the ground begging for my life by then..
Sano: Hey, why do you get all the action again Kenshin?
Kenshin: (blushes) Maybe it's my Battousai side and the red hair.
Sano: I can cut that hair off if I have to.
* all girls stop *
ALL GIRLS: WE WOULD STILL LOVE KENSHIN OVER YOU ANYWAY ROOSTERHEAD!!!!!
* resume their chase*
Sano: (sweatdrops) Kenshin..
Kenshin: Yes Sano?
Sano: I'm giving you to the count of three to run away.. 1. 2.
Kenshin runs away.
Sano: 3!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano goes to seek his revenge on Kenshin. Girls stop running after Crystal trips and they all get to beat the brave authoress into a bloody pulp and magically make her better.
Crystal: Anime shopping anyone?
Kaoru, Angie, Sireta: Sure!!!
Crystal: I gotta finish my Kenshin clones.
Kenshin: Why are you cloning me?!
Crystal: Aren't you supposed to be running from Sano?
Kenshin: Can I go with you guys?
Angie: Uh. I don't know.
Kenshin: (pouts) Why?
All girls: AWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Sireta: Do you want us to all FIGHT AGAIN?!
Kenshin: (amber gleam) It was actually kinda interesting.
*Girls beat Kenshin into the ground.*
Sano: Whoa. hehehehe. my jobs easier now.
~After shopping. Kaoru is arguing with everyone~
Kaoru: Why can't people just leave him alone? HE'S MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!
Kenshin: * blushing * Kaoru-dono..
Kaoru: (glares at him) Well it's true!!!!
Crystal: You can't even share?!
Kaoru: (beating authoress to a pulp) STOP THINKING BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT MY KENSHIN!!! DIE!!!!
Sano: (grabs Kaoru and holds her high in the air) Stop it Jou-chan, the reviewers NEED a live authoress to finish the story else you're going to be in bad shape forever and we're going to be waiting outside that damn house forever!!!!
Kaoru: (glares at him) FINE!!!
Crystal: (pushes Sireta back into mind and hides dead bodies of Shishio and Enishi to help Angie destroy the evidence (yes, Angie killed them while were shopping. quite gruesome, really.)) Now, okay, that's enough, Kenshin, go do something to make Kaoru be nice!!! I've already been abused enough for the day!!!
Kenshin: * grins * GLADLY!!!
Angie: Wahhh!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Come take me shopping!!(grabs his arm)
Kenshin: ORO!!! We just got back from that!!
Kaoru: (glares at Angie) Grrrr.. (holds bokken at point blank range)
Angie: My Battousai. MY KENSHIN ANGEL!!!
Kenshin: (suddenly feels REALLY SMALL and blushes like a tomato) Please stop this..
Crystal: Come on Angie, we can finish that cloning of Kenshin we were working on. did you get the hair?
Angie: (yanks on Kenshin's hair) Here we go!! Remember, I get the Battousai side.
Crystal: NO I DO!!!!!
(Angie and Crystal fight, and Sano looks at Kenshin)
Sano: How come you get all the action, again?
ANGIE: *sticks tongue out at Sano* Shut it, Rooster-head! See, now he'll be able to be alone with Kaoru and not get any action, since we'll all have clones! It would eventually kill us with guilt if we had to disrupt our favorite couple! *hugs them both*
KENSHIN: *blush*
KAORU: *blush*
SIRETA: *popping up very randomly* Hah! I'LL SEDUCE HIM! I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT GUILT-THING!
ANGIE: *snarls* ATTACK!
*AN ENORMOUS FIST-FIGHT OCCURS!*
KAORU: *watches interestedly* Wow...ooh, ouch!...nice block, oh, no wait...
KENSHIN: *gets very upset* ORO! No! No hurting! No fighting on sessha's behalf!
*FIGHT SUDDENLY ENDS*
ANGIE: *LOOMS TRIUMPHANTLY OVER DEFEATED SIRETA* Ha-HA! Take that! No more seducing! *turns to Crystal*And all we need to do is maybe go shopping. For anime. *beams*
CRYSTAL: *will agree if she knows what's good for her*
And now.a note from a brave authoress!
*WAVES FRANTICALLY TO READERS* HELLO! OVER HERE! YES, YOU! THE ONE STARING AT THE SCREEN WITH YOUR EYES BUGGED OUT FROM TOO MUCH FANFICTION- READING! HAAAAAALLO!!!! GOOD MORNING! Okay, follow these instructions.click on that LITTLE BUTTON on the bottom left side of the page that says review. With me so far? Now, once that's clicked, please do as the button says: REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I'M A SAD EXCUSE FROM A HUMAN BEING!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY I GAIN SELF-CONFIDENCE IS BY WONDERFUL PEOPLE LIKE YOU REVIEWING!!!! You CAN make a difference in someone's life! REVIEW TODAY! Offer void in Utah, prices may vary on your state, birthdate, and whether or not you like cheese.
Yes, this is officially the first chapter! APPRECIATE IT AND LOVE US, DARLINGS!!!!!! *hugs fanfiction world, which is rather difficult* Oof. Hugs to Crystal for organizing everything-I LOVE YOU, DEARIE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! *cries with joy*
~Hugs!
~La Diamond-Angie~
~The Search For The Swirlly Eyed Samurai~
Crystal: Ah yes, lets go shopping!!!! (get hit on head with bokken) Geez Kaoru, it was JUST A HUG!!!!
Kaoru: SO? HE'S MY KENSHIN!!! ALL MINE NOT YOURS!!!!!
Crystal: (blocks next blow. Finds out she blocked blow with Angie) Uh. oopsie..
Angie: (glares) HEY!!!!!!
Crystal: (blushes) Uh. uh oh.
Sireta: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* runs away from Angie, Kaoru, and Sireta *
Sano: Wow, she's fast. Are you that fast Kenshin?
Kenshin: (looks out doorway) Uh. nope. I'd be on the ground begging for my life by then..
Sano: Hey, why do you get all the action again Kenshin?
Kenshin: (blushes) Maybe it's my Battousai side and the red hair.
Sano: I can cut that hair off if I have to.
* all girls stop *
ALL GIRLS: WE WOULD STILL LOVE KENSHIN OVER YOU ANYWAY ROOSTERHEAD!!!!!
* resume their chase*
Sano: (sweatdrops) Kenshin..
Kenshin: Yes Sano?
Sano: I'm giving you to the count of three to run away.. 1. 2.
Kenshin runs away.
Sano: 3!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sano goes to seek his revenge on Kenshin. Girls stop running after Crystal trips and they all get to beat the brave authoress into a bloody pulp and magically make her better.
Crystal: Anime shopping anyone?
Kaoru, Angie, Sireta: Sure!!!
Crystal: I gotta finish my Kenshin clones.
Kenshin: Why are you cloning me?!
Crystal: Aren't you supposed to be running from Sano?
Kenshin: Can I go with you guys?
Angie: Uh. I don't know.
Kenshin: (pouts) Why?
All girls: AWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Sireta: Do you want us to all FIGHT AGAIN?!
Kenshin: (amber gleam) It was actually kinda interesting.
*Girls beat Kenshin into the ground.*
Sano: Whoa. hehehehe. my jobs easier now.
~After shopping. Kaoru is arguing with everyone~
Kaoru: Why can't people just leave him alone? HE'S MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!
Kenshin: * blushing * Kaoru-dono..
Kaoru: (glares at him) Well it's true!!!!
Crystal: You can't even share?!
Kaoru: (beating authoress to a pulp) STOP THINKING BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT MY KENSHIN!!! DIE!!!!
Sano: (grabs Kaoru and holds her high in the air) Stop it Jou-chan, the reviewers NEED a live authoress to finish the story else you're going to be in bad shape forever and we're going to be waiting outside that damn house forever!!!!
Kaoru: (glares at him) FINE!!!
Crystal: (pushes Sireta back into mind and hides dead bodies of Shishio and Enishi to help Angie destroy the evidence (yes, Angie killed them while were shopping. quite gruesome, really.)) Now, okay, that's enough, Kenshin, go do something to make Kaoru be nice!!! I've already been abused enough for the day!!!
Kenshin: * grins * GLADLY!!!
Angie: Wahhh!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Come take me shopping!!(grabs his arm)
Kenshin: ORO!!! We just got back from that!!
Kaoru: (glares at Angie) Grrrr.. (holds bokken at point blank range)
Angie: My Battousai. MY KENSHIN ANGEL!!!
Kenshin: (suddenly feels REALLY SMALL and blushes like a tomato) Please stop this..
Crystal: Come on Angie, we can finish that cloning of Kenshin we were working on. did you get the hair?
Angie: (yanks on Kenshin's hair) Here we go!! Remember, I get the Battousai side.
Crystal: NO I DO!!!!!
(Angie and Crystal fight, and Sano looks at Kenshin)
Sano: How come you get all the action, again?
ANGIE: *sticks tongue out at Sano* Shut it, Rooster-head! See, now he'll be able to be alone with Kaoru and not get any action, since we'll all have clones! It would eventually kill us with guilt if we had to disrupt our favorite couple! *hugs them both*
KENSHIN: *blush*
KAORU: *blush*
SIRETA: *popping up very randomly* Hah! I'LL SEDUCE HIM! I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT GUILT-THING!
ANGIE: *snarls* ATTACK!
*AN ENORMOUS FIST-FIGHT OCCURS!*
KAORU: *watches interestedly* Wow...ooh, ouch!...nice block, oh, no wait...
KENSHIN: *gets very upset* ORO! No! No hurting! No fighting on sessha's behalf!
*FIGHT SUDDENLY ENDS*
ANGIE: *LOOMS TRIUMPHANTLY OVER DEFEATED SIRETA* Ha-HA! Take that! No more seducing! *turns to Crystal*And all we need to do is maybe go shopping. For anime. *beams*
CRYSTAL: *will agree if she knows what's good for her*
And now.a note from a brave authoress!
*WAVES FRANTICALLY TO READERS* HELLO! OVER HERE! YES, YOU! THE ONE STARING AT THE SCREEN WITH YOUR EYES BUGGED OUT FROM TOO MUCH FANFICTION- READING! HAAAAAALLO!!!! GOOD MORNING! Okay, follow these instructions.click on that LITTLE BUTTON on the bottom left side of the page that says review. With me so far? Now, once that's clicked, please do as the button says: REVIEW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I'M A SAD EXCUSE FROM A HUMAN BEING!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY I GAIN SELF-CONFIDENCE IS BY WONDERFUL PEOPLE LIKE YOU REVIEWING!!!! You CAN make a difference in someone's life! REVIEW TODAY! Offer void in Utah, prices may vary on your state, birthdate, and whether or not you like cheese.
Yes, this is officially the first chapter! APPRECIATE IT AND LOVE US, DARLINGS!!!!!! *hugs fanfiction world, which is rather difficult* Oof. Hugs to Crystal for organizing everything-I LOVE YOU, DEARIE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! *cries with joy*
~Hugs!
~La Diamond-Angie~