~~*First Adventure – The Robbery*~~
Olin was walking down a street when he suddenly heard a scream, coming from an alley.
"Huh?" He turned his head towards the sound. "A scream coming from an alley! Aren't we cliché. From the voice, it's probably a lovely young flower in distress…"
He raised his pipe, the song playing, his clothes disappearing, the pink ribbons, etc, etc, etc., and ran to the alley. "STOP RIGHT THERE, EVILDOER!!" he pointed his pipe – er, staff – towards the random monster, that had been looking to the main street stupidly since the strange song started playing and the strange geezer magically dressed in drag. "I, MAGICAL GEEZER LAH-LAH-OLIN cough WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH MURDER!!"
The monster stared at him. "…but I haven't killed anybody…"
Olin cleared his throat lightly. "Hmm… that's good to hear. Now, where is the young flower you were attacking?"
The monster blinked. "…I wasn't attacking anyone…"
Olin blinked back. "But then what was the scream about?"
The monster shrugged. "…I just came into the alley, and then this girl was screaming her lungs out…"
Olin sighed. "Well, let's question her about the reasons for her distress. Excuse me, miss… eh?"
"Eh" was an understatement. After all, there was no girl in sight.
Olin looked around, wildly. "Where is the lovely young flower?"
The monster shrugged. "…must've run away while you were dressing in drag…"
Olin was indignant. "I WASN'T DRESSING IN DRAG!! THAT WAS THE TRANSFORMATION RITUAL!! IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A LAH-LAH MAGICAL GIRL!!"
The monster blinked. "…my money bag is not with me…"
Olin blinked back. "A robbery case? Let me take care of it using my Lah-Lah Magical Stolen Money Tracker!! …wait, my utilities purse is not with me either! WE WERE BOTH ROBBED!! POLICE!!" Olin ran out of the alley and towards a random police station, which was there even though this story takes place in a medieval world.
The monster stared at him. "…weird geezer…"
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