And here is chapter 2.. Hehehe.. Enjoy while you can because the bananas
are coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!
~Later That day~
*a very weird conversation has been going on, in which Angie reveals that hearts are squishy*
SANO: How on earth would you know that a heart is squishy?
ANGIE: Um--err--uh--well--
EVERYONE: *gets very interested in what Angie's going to say*
ANGIE: *looks embarrassed* Um...well, remember when Saito ran away back in like the seventh chapter or something of Crystal Renee's Coming of the Dawn (A/N: GO READ!)? Um, well, he jumped out the window, and then ran into the woods. And I...*mumbles very fast*kinda-was-there-and-he-had-pissed-me-off- so-I-decided-to-cut-out-his-heart*
KENSHIN: Oh NO! How could you?
SANO: *is very happy* YAY! No more Saito! This calls for a celebration! Drinks all around!
KENSHIN: *looks disapprovingly at a meek Angie* It is not right to kill people! You should be ashamed!
ANGIE: Um...it didn't exactly kill him...
SANO: *stops drinking sake and looks disappointed* Huh?
ANGIE: Well, as we all know, Saito's an evil schizo demon with a nicotine addiction. Because of this, his heart stopped beating long ago due to smoke inhalation! So, since he wasn't technically alive, I didn't kill him! Did screw up his ribcage something awful though...*is a bit upset*
KAORU: And that's why you shouldn't smoke, kids!
SANO: You'll end up like Saito!
KENSHIN: *is pleased* Yay, no death! Even if it is Saito...*hugs Angie*
ANGIE: *BLUSH*
CRYSTAL: *suddenly pops in* HEY! Me too! I'm the brave authoress!
KENSHIN: *hugs*
KAORU: *sniff* Kenshin! HOW COULD YOU!!
KENSHIN, CRYSTAL, AND ANGIE: Oh, no...
KAORU: *wields bokken*
ANGIE & CRYSTAL: RUN AWAY! *do so*
KAORU: *follows*
KENSHIN: Oro...so much violence...
SANO: And yet again, I do not get any. *grumbles*
~Kaoru, Angie, and Crystal are reading a story Crystal wrote a week later, in which everyone believed Kaoru was dead.except she wasn't.we think. *long awkward pause*~
KAORU: Oh, how nice, I'm NOT dead. *glares at authoress* You know, I think this is just a whole big extravagant scheme to get me out of the way so you could have Kenshin!
CRYSTAL, SIRETA AND ANGIE: *whistle innocently*
KENSHIN: Oro...*blushes, but has a rather pleased amber glint in his eye*
KAORU: Gr...
EVERYONE: *stares as Angie magically brings in Kenshin-clone and hugs him* I got the first clone!
KENSHIN: *staring at clone* ORO?!
KENSHIN CLONE: *staring at Kenshin* ORO?!
SANOSUKE: Y'know, there's something vaguely disturbing about this...
ANGIE: *eyes clone critically* You're right. The original's better! *hugs Kenshin*
KENSHIN CLONE: Hey!
KENSHIN: *blush* Oro...thank you, Angie-dono!
ANGIE: *beams* E, YOU'RE BOTH SO HUGGABLE! *drags both into massive bear- hug*
SIRETA: *eyes gleaming evilly* Hey...I think I know what we could do with TWO...*wink wink, nudge-nudge!*
CRYSTAL, ANGIE, AND KAORU: WHAT?!
KENSHIN, KENSHIN-CLONE: ORO?!
SANOSUKE: OOh, fun! Can I join?
KAORU AND ANGIE: *whap over the head with large objects!* NO! HENTAI!!
CRYSTAL: *throws a large package at him* Here!
EVERYONE: *stares at package*
KAORU: Um...*pokes at it* Dare I ask what's inside?
*A muffled "OHOHOHOHOHO!" suddenly emits!*
CRYSTAL: *happily* Me and Angie giftwrapped Megumi for you!!
ANGIE: *nods* Now Sanosuke can get some female companionship!
SANOSUKE: *eyes bag interestedly* Hm...I think I approve.
KENSHIN: Oro...*gets rather confused*
ANGIE: Aw, poor dear, do you need a hug? *proceeds to give one!*
CRYSTAL: ME TOO!
SIRETA: AND ME!
*massive group hug!*
KAORU: Hey! MINE!
ANGIE: Yes, yes, Kaoru, we know, he's all yours, that's why we made clones! *opens arm to include Kaoru*
KAORU: Oh. Well, that's all right, then!
And now.a word from our sponsors!!!!
*sings little jingle* Oh, Kenshin is good, and Kenshin is fine, he makes me go bananas! Mmmmmm.bananas.oh luscious yellow fruit.*cackles*
I refuse to update more until I get a review, damnit! JUST ONE!!! And Crystal Renee, though you're wonderful, you do not count as the general populace. And not a flame, either.*sweatdrops* I don't like flames! They're MEAN! *cries*
KENSHIN CLONE: *hugs*
ANGIE: *beams*
Oh, by-the-way.WE DO HAVE LARGE AMOUNTS OF CLONES FOR DISTRIBUTION!!!!! Prices included below:
AOSHI CLONES--$250, or at least five reviews! Comes as either scary-I-must- be-the-best Aoshi or guy-Misao-loves-with-slightly-thawed-disposition Aoshi!
SOJIRO CLONES--$200 (reduced price because he's so young and a little bit scary) or three and a half reviews! Bonus package: can be included with or without childhood trauma of being unloved and having to kill or else die. *cries and hug Sojiro*
SANOSUKE CLONES: $500 (SANO: *grins* Wow, I'm actually worth something!) or 10 reviews!!!! Comes with unquenchable hunger-and not just involving food, get my drift?-and a dangerous personality. Can be used as bodyguard or cuddling toy. Can have constant sarcasm lessened, but we promise nothing!
KENSHIN CLONES-priceless, but we'll let them go for continuous reviewing and promises to always love him. Bonus packages: Can come as Cook-'n-Clean Rurouni (very useful when facing large amounts of chores or college dorm life), Battousai bodyguard (sexy and protective.what more could one want in a guard?), or as his regular, beautiful self.
KENSHIN AND SANOSUKE DOUBLE PACKAGING: Great as a bodyguard duo! Beyond what money can buy, but several million reviews can do the trick (or a very nice one). Very useful involving creepy stalker boys and annoying siblings. Kenshin comes with either sakabattou or katana and wakizashi, Sano comes with Futae-no-kiwami for extra!!!!
We'll accept orders whenever we feel like it! Ask and ye shall receive! And no, we refuse to make Saito, Shishio, or Enishi clones. Those guys are too evil, violent, creepy, psychotic, and/or threatening-to-Kenshin to have more than one of them. Okay, MAYBE if you're REAAAALLY nice, we'll consider it. But don't hold your breath, you'll turn as blue as Kenshin when Kaoru's throttling him!
Hugs!
Angie
~Later That day~
*a very weird conversation has been going on, in which Angie reveals that hearts are squishy*
SANO: How on earth would you know that a heart is squishy?
ANGIE: Um--err--uh--well--
EVERYONE: *gets very interested in what Angie's going to say*
ANGIE: *looks embarrassed* Um...well, remember when Saito ran away back in like the seventh chapter or something of Crystal Renee's Coming of the Dawn (A/N: GO READ!)? Um, well, he jumped out the window, and then ran into the woods. And I...*mumbles very fast*kinda-was-there-and-he-had-pissed-me-off- so-I-decided-to-cut-out-his-heart*
KENSHIN: Oh NO! How could you?
SANO: *is very happy* YAY! No more Saito! This calls for a celebration! Drinks all around!
KENSHIN: *looks disapprovingly at a meek Angie* It is not right to kill people! You should be ashamed!
ANGIE: Um...it didn't exactly kill him...
SANO: *stops drinking sake and looks disappointed* Huh?
ANGIE: Well, as we all know, Saito's an evil schizo demon with a nicotine addiction. Because of this, his heart stopped beating long ago due to smoke inhalation! So, since he wasn't technically alive, I didn't kill him! Did screw up his ribcage something awful though...*is a bit upset*
KAORU: And that's why you shouldn't smoke, kids!
SANO: You'll end up like Saito!
KENSHIN: *is pleased* Yay, no death! Even if it is Saito...*hugs Angie*
ANGIE: *BLUSH*
CRYSTAL: *suddenly pops in* HEY! Me too! I'm the brave authoress!
KENSHIN: *hugs*
KAORU: *sniff* Kenshin! HOW COULD YOU!!
KENSHIN, CRYSTAL, AND ANGIE: Oh, no...
KAORU: *wields bokken*
ANGIE & CRYSTAL: RUN AWAY! *do so*
KAORU: *follows*
KENSHIN: Oro...so much violence...
SANO: And yet again, I do not get any. *grumbles*
~Kaoru, Angie, and Crystal are reading a story Crystal wrote a week later, in which everyone believed Kaoru was dead.except she wasn't.we think. *long awkward pause*~
KAORU: Oh, how nice, I'm NOT dead. *glares at authoress* You know, I think this is just a whole big extravagant scheme to get me out of the way so you could have Kenshin!
CRYSTAL, SIRETA AND ANGIE: *whistle innocently*
KENSHIN: Oro...*blushes, but has a rather pleased amber glint in his eye*
KAORU: Gr...
EVERYONE: *stares as Angie magically brings in Kenshin-clone and hugs him* I got the first clone!
KENSHIN: *staring at clone* ORO?!
KENSHIN CLONE: *staring at Kenshin* ORO?!
SANOSUKE: Y'know, there's something vaguely disturbing about this...
ANGIE: *eyes clone critically* You're right. The original's better! *hugs Kenshin*
KENSHIN CLONE: Hey!
KENSHIN: *blush* Oro...thank you, Angie-dono!
ANGIE: *beams* E, YOU'RE BOTH SO HUGGABLE! *drags both into massive bear- hug*
SIRETA: *eyes gleaming evilly* Hey...I think I know what we could do with TWO...*wink wink, nudge-nudge!*
CRYSTAL, ANGIE, AND KAORU: WHAT?!
KENSHIN, KENSHIN-CLONE: ORO?!
SANOSUKE: OOh, fun! Can I join?
KAORU AND ANGIE: *whap over the head with large objects!* NO! HENTAI!!
CRYSTAL: *throws a large package at him* Here!
EVERYONE: *stares at package*
KAORU: Um...*pokes at it* Dare I ask what's inside?
*A muffled "OHOHOHOHOHO!" suddenly emits!*
CRYSTAL: *happily* Me and Angie giftwrapped Megumi for you!!
ANGIE: *nods* Now Sanosuke can get some female companionship!
SANOSUKE: *eyes bag interestedly* Hm...I think I approve.
KENSHIN: Oro...*gets rather confused*
ANGIE: Aw, poor dear, do you need a hug? *proceeds to give one!*
CRYSTAL: ME TOO!
SIRETA: AND ME!
*massive group hug!*
KAORU: Hey! MINE!
ANGIE: Yes, yes, Kaoru, we know, he's all yours, that's why we made clones! *opens arm to include Kaoru*
KAORU: Oh. Well, that's all right, then!
And now.a word from our sponsors!!!!
*sings little jingle* Oh, Kenshin is good, and Kenshin is fine, he makes me go bananas! Mmmmmm.bananas.oh luscious yellow fruit.*cackles*
I refuse to update more until I get a review, damnit! JUST ONE!!! And Crystal Renee, though you're wonderful, you do not count as the general populace. And not a flame, either.*sweatdrops* I don't like flames! They're MEAN! *cries*
KENSHIN CLONE: *hugs*
ANGIE: *beams*
Oh, by-the-way.WE DO HAVE LARGE AMOUNTS OF CLONES FOR DISTRIBUTION!!!!! Prices included below:
AOSHI CLONES--$250, or at least five reviews! Comes as either scary-I-must- be-the-best Aoshi or guy-Misao-loves-with-slightly-thawed-disposition Aoshi!
SOJIRO CLONES--$200 (reduced price because he's so young and a little bit scary) or three and a half reviews! Bonus package: can be included with or without childhood trauma of being unloved and having to kill or else die. *cries and hug Sojiro*
SANOSUKE CLONES: $500 (SANO: *grins* Wow, I'm actually worth something!) or 10 reviews!!!! Comes with unquenchable hunger-and not just involving food, get my drift?-and a dangerous personality. Can be used as bodyguard or cuddling toy. Can have constant sarcasm lessened, but we promise nothing!
KENSHIN CLONES-priceless, but we'll let them go for continuous reviewing and promises to always love him. Bonus packages: Can come as Cook-'n-Clean Rurouni (very useful when facing large amounts of chores or college dorm life), Battousai bodyguard (sexy and protective.what more could one want in a guard?), or as his regular, beautiful self.
KENSHIN AND SANOSUKE DOUBLE PACKAGING: Great as a bodyguard duo! Beyond what money can buy, but several million reviews can do the trick (or a very nice one). Very useful involving creepy stalker boys and annoying siblings. Kenshin comes with either sakabattou or katana and wakizashi, Sano comes with Futae-no-kiwami for extra!!!!
We'll accept orders whenever we feel like it! Ask and ye shall receive! And no, we refuse to make Saito, Shishio, or Enishi clones. Those guys are too evil, violent, creepy, psychotic, and/or threatening-to-Kenshin to have more than one of them. Okay, MAYBE if you're REAAAALLY nice, we'll consider it. But don't hold your breath, you'll turn as blue as Kenshin when Kaoru's throttling him!
Hugs!
Angie