And today we go undercover with our lovely peoples trying to find the
missing Kenshin in chapter 4! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*OHOHOHOHOHO!*
ANGIE, CRYSTAL, KAORU: *BLUSH*
ANGIE: Ah...that explains...much. *coughs delicately*
KAORU: *pointedly changes the subject and wields bokken* Hey! We're on the Warpath, remember?! We need to find SIRETA AND KENSHIN-ANATA!
ANGIE AND CRYSTAL: RIGHT!
CRYSTAL: OOH, I'm going to make him pay for running away and being a hentai!
ANGIE: Well, he's not REALLY being a hentai, is he? I mean, technically...he just wants love and attention! He's been so uptight and caring about others too long. That's not hentai, right?
CRYSTAL AND KAORU: *stop and ponder this*
CRYSTAL: *nods judiciously* Yes, yes I think it is.
KAORU: Definitely hentai.
ANGIE: *shrugs* Ah. Okay then. (I'll take any excuse to jump on Kenshin!)
CRYSTAL: *WIELDS LARGE KATANA* LET'S GO!
KAORU (wielding bokken) and ANGIE (wielding sakabattou): HAI!
And so the three friends set off in search of Kenshin no baka! Will they find him? Of course. It would be pointless if they didn't!
ANGIE: *as an afterthought, runs to the door wherein Sano and Megumi disappeared and kicks it open* OI! YOU TWO!
SANO AND MEGUMI: *who are in a rather compromising position* HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
ANGIE: *pretending to notice nothing* Um...fight time. We're hunting Kenshin, and we need your help. So...*grabs Sano and hoists him over her shoulder* COME ON!
CRYSTAL AND KAORU: *cheer*
SANO: *splutters* WHAT THE HELL?!?!? PUT ME DOWN, YOU CRAZY BLONDE!
ANGIE: *smacks him* Don't knock about the hair-coloring, man. Not cool.
SANO: *grumbles*
MEGUMI: Ohohohoho! *fox grin* We're going to hunt down Ken-san? And then leap on him?
KAORU: Basically.
MEGUMI: How wonderful! I'm sure Ken-san would be honored to be jumped upon by me! OHOHOHO!
KAORU: HEY! MEGUMI, YOU HAVE SANO!
SANO: My thoughts exactly!
MEGUMI: Oh, calm down, both of you! Harmless teasing, I do it constantly, yes? Besides, Rooster-head's taller than me, at least!
SANO: Damn right!
EVERYONE: *sighs*
CRYSTAL: *once again hefts up katana* FORTH WE GO TO FIND OUR KENSHIN!
EVERYONE: YAY!
*sometime later.wandering in the realms.everyone begins to go mad*
Crystal: Oh.. we're off to find the Rurouni. the wonderful Rurouni of. uh. what's the next word?
Angie: Uh, you were just making that up to the tune of 'The Wizard of Oz'.
Crystal: Oh yeah, I forgot!!! (blushes)
Kaoru: Where did HE GO!!!
Megumi: I'm sure Ken-san wouldn't have run away from me!!!! OHOHOHOH0!!!
Crystal: (glares) he would but he's too afraid to upset KAORU by running away to do it!!!
Megumi: (glares) NOT SO!!!
Angie: Stick with Sano, okay?
Kaoru: Yeah, lay off of Kenshin-anata.
Crystal: I'm gonna kick Sireta's BUTT when I find her. grrr. stupid alter ego. are you guys SURE you don't have alter egos, too?
Angie and Kaoru: (whistle innocently).
Sano: (rolls eyes) Only you can make up your own little friend and make her come to life. It's a blonde thing.
*Sano mysteriously finds himself on the ground.*
Crystal: Didn't Angie tell you NOT to dis the hair color?! Just because we've got blonde hair doesn't mean we're stupid!!
Kaoru: You dyed yours red though!!!
Crystal: Well, it's faded back into blonde again.
Angie: Hey, why didn't you save any dye for me? We could go undercover as KENSHIN! Come ON, CRYSTAL, USE YOUR HEAD!!!
Crystal: (turns around and runs into a wall) Owwww.. Why didn't you guys tell me that was there?!
Megumi: You are such.
Crystal: (holds katana) Be quiet. Just because Sireta is evil doesn't mean I'm 100% nice!!!
Sano: Put the sword down or I'll futae-no-kiwami that sucker to pieces.
Angie: (pulls Crystal's sword down as she grumbles mean things to Sano) COME ON, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
Kaoru: LOOKING FOR KENSHIN!! REMEMBER?! We need to kick his stupid hentai butt and then we gotta drag him away from his clones before we all get confused!!!
Crystal: Angie. didn't we think that maybe he'd get confused too? I mean, there's like a bazillion of him. what if a clone gets Kaoru? He's gonna be one.
Angie: PISSED Battousai, ya, you're right. uh. oops. so there's ONE flaw in our perfect plan to spread the love.
Kaoru: COME ON!!! LET'S JUST GO FIND HIM!!!
And they all go off to find the Run-Away Rurouni.
And people dare wonder WHY I'm clinically cuckoo?
Okies.here it is. Another chapter.*stares at it and pokes it a bit*
NEW CHAPTER: *squeaks*
Kawaii.
Whew, you can tell it's a school day. I am bone-tired! I hope everyone appreciates the depths I go to please you all.or the few who actually read.*peers out* Are there people out there?
*MYSTERIOUS SILENCE*
Hmmmm . . . this means one of two things. . . either I've been transported to a lonely parallel universe, or my brother locked me in the coat closet again.
*bangs head on a large army jacket*
Yep. Definitely a closet.
Adios!
*OHOHOHOHOHO!*
ANGIE, CRYSTAL, KAORU: *BLUSH*
ANGIE: Ah...that explains...much. *coughs delicately*
KAORU: *pointedly changes the subject and wields bokken* Hey! We're on the Warpath, remember?! We need to find SIRETA AND KENSHIN-ANATA!
ANGIE AND CRYSTAL: RIGHT!
CRYSTAL: OOH, I'm going to make him pay for running away and being a hentai!
ANGIE: Well, he's not REALLY being a hentai, is he? I mean, technically...he just wants love and attention! He's been so uptight and caring about others too long. That's not hentai, right?
CRYSTAL AND KAORU: *stop and ponder this*
CRYSTAL: *nods judiciously* Yes, yes I think it is.
KAORU: Definitely hentai.
ANGIE: *shrugs* Ah. Okay then. (I'll take any excuse to jump on Kenshin!)
CRYSTAL: *WIELDS LARGE KATANA* LET'S GO!
KAORU (wielding bokken) and ANGIE (wielding sakabattou): HAI!
And so the three friends set off in search of Kenshin no baka! Will they find him? Of course. It would be pointless if they didn't!
ANGIE: *as an afterthought, runs to the door wherein Sano and Megumi disappeared and kicks it open* OI! YOU TWO!
SANO AND MEGUMI: *who are in a rather compromising position* HEY! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
ANGIE: *pretending to notice nothing* Um...fight time. We're hunting Kenshin, and we need your help. So...*grabs Sano and hoists him over her shoulder* COME ON!
CRYSTAL AND KAORU: *cheer*
SANO: *splutters* WHAT THE HELL?!?!? PUT ME DOWN, YOU CRAZY BLONDE!
ANGIE: *smacks him* Don't knock about the hair-coloring, man. Not cool.
SANO: *grumbles*
MEGUMI: Ohohohoho! *fox grin* We're going to hunt down Ken-san? And then leap on him?
KAORU: Basically.
MEGUMI: How wonderful! I'm sure Ken-san would be honored to be jumped upon by me! OHOHOHO!
KAORU: HEY! MEGUMI, YOU HAVE SANO!
SANO: My thoughts exactly!
MEGUMI: Oh, calm down, both of you! Harmless teasing, I do it constantly, yes? Besides, Rooster-head's taller than me, at least!
SANO: Damn right!
EVERYONE: *sighs*
CRYSTAL: *once again hefts up katana* FORTH WE GO TO FIND OUR KENSHIN!
EVERYONE: YAY!
*sometime later.wandering in the realms.everyone begins to go mad*
Crystal: Oh.. we're off to find the Rurouni. the wonderful Rurouni of. uh. what's the next word?
Angie: Uh, you were just making that up to the tune of 'The Wizard of Oz'.
Crystal: Oh yeah, I forgot!!! (blushes)
Kaoru: Where did HE GO!!!
Megumi: I'm sure Ken-san wouldn't have run away from me!!!! OHOHOHOH0!!!
Crystal: (glares) he would but he's too afraid to upset KAORU by running away to do it!!!
Megumi: (glares) NOT SO!!!
Angie: Stick with Sano, okay?
Kaoru: Yeah, lay off of Kenshin-anata.
Crystal: I'm gonna kick Sireta's BUTT when I find her. grrr. stupid alter ego. are you guys SURE you don't have alter egos, too?
Angie and Kaoru: (whistle innocently).
Sano: (rolls eyes) Only you can make up your own little friend and make her come to life. It's a blonde thing.
*Sano mysteriously finds himself on the ground.*
Crystal: Didn't Angie tell you NOT to dis the hair color?! Just because we've got blonde hair doesn't mean we're stupid!!
Kaoru: You dyed yours red though!!!
Crystal: Well, it's faded back into blonde again.
Angie: Hey, why didn't you save any dye for me? We could go undercover as KENSHIN! Come ON, CRYSTAL, USE YOUR HEAD!!!
Crystal: (turns around and runs into a wall) Owwww.. Why didn't you guys tell me that was there?!
Megumi: You are such.
Crystal: (holds katana) Be quiet. Just because Sireta is evil doesn't mean I'm 100% nice!!!
Sano: Put the sword down or I'll futae-no-kiwami that sucker to pieces.
Angie: (pulls Crystal's sword down as she grumbles mean things to Sano) COME ON, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
Kaoru: LOOKING FOR KENSHIN!! REMEMBER?! We need to kick his stupid hentai butt and then we gotta drag him away from his clones before we all get confused!!!
Crystal: Angie. didn't we think that maybe he'd get confused too? I mean, there's like a bazillion of him. what if a clone gets Kaoru? He's gonna be one.
Angie: PISSED Battousai, ya, you're right. uh. oops. so there's ONE flaw in our perfect plan to spread the love.
Kaoru: COME ON!!! LET'S JUST GO FIND HIM!!!
And they all go off to find the Run-Away Rurouni.
And people dare wonder WHY I'm clinically cuckoo?
Okies.here it is. Another chapter.*stares at it and pokes it a bit*
NEW CHAPTER: *squeaks*
Kawaii.
Whew, you can tell it's a school day. I am bone-tired! I hope everyone appreciates the depths I go to please you all.or the few who actually read.*peers out* Are there people out there?
*MYSTERIOUS SILENCE*
Hmmmm . . . this means one of two things. . . either I've been transported to a lonely parallel universe, or my brother locked me in the coat closet again.
*bangs head on a large army jacket*
Yep. Definitely a closet.
Adios!