1 2 3 I'm a bee, 4 5 6 I have some sticks, 7 8 9 it's time to dine into chapter 5!!!!

And now! We rejoin our brave adventurers in their quest to FIND THE RUROUNI!

ANGIE: *wields map* Ah-HA! With aid of this special secret map, we shall be able to find Kenshin!

EVEVERYONE: *blinks*

SANOSUKE: Where the hell did you get that?

ANGIE: I found it!

SANO: Where?

ANGIE: *gestures about vaguely* Over there!

CRYSTAL: How do you know it leads to Kenshin?

ANGIE: *points at map* Look! The end place is marked with an X! *beams*

EVERYONE ELSE: *does not grasp the significance*

KAORU: Yes, okay, good, but--

ANGIE: *sighing impatiently* X! X, PEOPLE! Kenshin's CHEEK is marked with an X?!?!?!

EVERYONE: OH!

KAORU: *doubtfuly* Would Sireta really be so silly as to take him to a place with a large X?

ANGIE: I would!

MEGUMI: But Sireta, unlike you, may actually have some crafty intelligence.

ANGIE: *wields sakabattou* Why you . . . !

SANOSUKE AND CRYSTAL: *leap upon her to keep her from doing any painful damage*

MEGUMI: *smirks* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

CRYSTAL: *sniffs* No wonder Kaoru gets annoyed with you.

MEGUMI: HEY!

SANOSUKE: *growls at Crystal*

CRYSTAL: *growls back*

KAORU: ENOUGH!! WE'RE SEARCHING FOR KENSHIN, REMEMBER?! WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!

ANGIE: *abandons her attempt to beat up Megumi* Yes! Save Kenshin no baka- angel! And then beat him up for being a hentai. And then hug him to make sure he's all right. ^_^

KAORU: I'll handle that LAST part by myself, thank you! You all have clones!

ANGIE, MEGUMI, AND CRYSTAL: Aw...*pout*

Now. to the Rurouni hunt, yet again!!!!

Crystal: My feet hurt. are you SURE that we're following the map right?

Angie: Yes!

Sano: Uh. we've passed that tree like 5 times.

Angie: * growls * how do you know that there's just not 5 trees that look the same?

Sano: Because I marked it!!!

Angie: THEN YOU LEAD THE WAY SMARTY PANTS!!

*shoves map into Sano's hands and stomps off to the back of the group *

Sano: (sweatdrops) Uh.. I can't read maps.

Megumi: I'll find Sir Ken!!! OHOHOHOHO!!!

Kaoru: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!

Megumi: Would you like to try your hand at it, tanuki girl?

Kaoru: (grips bokken and vein pops out of head) MEGUMI DON'T MAKE ME..

Megumi: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! No wonder Sir Ken hasn't tried anything with you like he does me!!!

(Megumi finds herself plastered to the floor by two very angry blondes)

Angie and Crystal: SHUT UP MEGUMI, YOU'VE GOT SANO!!!! LEAVE KENSHIN TO KAORU!!!!

Crystal: Grrrr . . . I really don't like you much Megumi . . . at least not right now . . .

Sano: (pulls Angie and Crystal off of Megumi) Okay you two . . . stop it RIGHT NOW!!! Leave fox alone.

Angie: (kicks him) PUT ME DOWN OR I'LL BITE YOUR HAIR!!!

Kaoru: (has picked up map and is walking away towards Kenshin) KENSHIN NO BAKA YOU'D BETTER NOT BE DOING BAD THINGS!!!

(out of no where everyone hears a faint 'oro . . . sorry Kaoru-dono!!')

(Sano drops Crystal and Angie, who land on Megumi's stomach and she cries out in pain. Both girls get up, satisfied that Megumi has learned her lesson)

Sano: Uh. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! AHHH!!!! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY SPIRITS OF THE UNDEAD!!!

Everyone: (sweatdrops)

Sano: AAAAHHHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! (runs into tree) Owwww...

*blink*

Oh, my. That didn't go very well at all, did it?

In other news, today is Saturday. And Kenshin comes on tonight.

*insert mad spazzing and giggling*

EH-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!!!!!

*bounces about and acts like a chipmunk on caffeine and steroids*

Ohhh, yes, my precious Kenshin, I shall see thee tonight! *kisses his nose* He's so glompable . . .

Anyway, reviews are appreciated! Hugs and general affection!

~Angie