Oh. Chapter 6 is here for you. void of Kenshin's oroing, I think
not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW: The Quest for the Swirly-Eyed Samurai!
ANGIE AND SANO: *are still desperately trying to figure out the map*
CRYSTAL AND MEGUMI: *are giving each other mock-glares and occasionally trading silly insults while giggling*
KAORU: *is beginning to wonder if she'll ever see Kenshin again*
ANGIE: *points at spots on map* Maybe we should go here...or maybe here...y'know, there looks pretty nice...I should know this place better, after all, we are all in two ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoresses' minds.
SANOSUKE: *does not trust the map or its owner's directions* Where did you say you found this again?
ANGIE: *wrestles it away from him* Oh...over there, somewhere. *again gestures vaguely*
EVERYONE: *gets very suspicious and closes in around Angie*
KAORU: WHERE, exactly?! *spots logo on bottom of map and reads* Made...in...Taiwan...
ANGIE: *snatches it away* Oh, dear...
KAORU: *grows rather large and terrifying* WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MASS- MANUFACTURED MAP?!?!
CRYSTAL, SANOSUKE, AND MEGUMI: *wisely decide to stay out of this*
ANGIE: *cowers before Kaoru's mighty wrath* Um...at Ukrops?
EVERYONE: *suddenly realizes the map is made of tortillas and moldy kiwis*
KAORU: *drops map in disgust* You IDIOT!
ANGIE: What? I thought it was a very nice map!
SANOSUKE: *gets rather mad and frightening* So let me get this straight-- YOU'VE BEEN LEADING US AROUND WITH A MAP YOU PURCHASED FROM A GROCERY STORE?!?!
ANGIE: Eep! *cries*
CRYSTAL: *leaps in front of Angie and wields katana* Hey! Sano, you made her cry! *gives Angie comforting hug*
SANOSUKE: *feels a bit ashamed* Umm...sorry?
ANGIE: *stops crying and stares* Sano actually said he was sorry? YAY! *pounces and hugs Sano*
SANOSUKE: *pats her head and is very confused*
MEGUMI: HEY! MINE! *pulls Angie off*
ANGIE: Easy, kitsune-san. I love Sano in a purely platonic way.
MEGUMI: Oh. Well, that's perfectly all right, then!
KAORU: *clears throat impatiently* GETTING BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND?! HELLO, PEOPLE?! WE'RE LOST IN TWO RIDICULOUSLY-GROOVY FANFICTION AUTHORESSES'S MINDS! *cries*
CRYSTAL: *soothingly pats head* There, there, we're not lost! We've been going in circles the whole time, see? *points backwards*
*And indeed, a few yards back, is the same place they started out at!*
EVERYONE: *is very relieved*
KAORU: But how are we going to find Kenshin now?! *is upset*
EVERYONE: *ponder this*
ANGIE: *snaps fingers importantly* I've got it! *brandishes megaphone from nowhere*
EVERYONE: *stares at it*
CRYSTAL: *understands at once* Oh, no...*giggles*
ANGIE: *winks at her, then turns to Sano* Um, Sano? Could you do me a favor and hold Kaoru above your head?
SANOSUKE: *happily obliges*
KAORU: *splutters* Hey! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW, ROOSTER! Angie, what the heck--?!
ANGIE: *gives Kaoru the Oh-My-God-You-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me-But-This-Is- Going-To-Be-Fun! look before raising the megaphone* ATTENTION! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?! IF THERE IS A KENSHIN HIMURA IN THE GENERAL VICINITY, WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU! I REPEAT: KENSHIN HIMURA, LISTEN UP! *clears throat nervously, gives Kaoru semi-apologetic look, and continues* OI, KENSHIN! KAORU HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU!
KAORU: *roars* WHY YOU--*begins to fight Sano's grip like a tiger*
SANOSUKE: *holds on for dear life*
KAORU: LET ME AT HER! LET ME AT HER!! I'LL KILL HER!
SANOSUKE: *claps a hand over her mouth* Jou-chan, SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT!
EVERYONE EXCEPT KAORU: *giggles*
KAORU: *smolders*
MEGUMI: Now what?
ANGIE: Wait for it...
*SUDDENLY, ECHOING ACROSS THE WORLD FROM VERY CLOSE BY...*
KENSHIN: ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO!
EVERYONE: *STARES*
ANGIE: *calmly* There he is.
*A BIT MORE STARING OCCURS*
SANOSUKE: *grins* All right, Angie!
CRYSTAL: Yay! Brilliant! *hugs Angie*
MEGUMI: OHOHOHOHO!
KAORU: Kenshin! *tries to run to where the voice came from*
CRYSTAL: Easy now, Kaoru! We're up against Sireta, here! Proceed with caution!
KAORU: *snorts* Like hell.
CRYSTAL: *ponders this* Very true. *wields katana* She better be scared of us!
ANGIE: Forth we go! Kenshin no baka-hentai-angel--WE'RE COMING!
To be continued!
Yes, I am brilliant. Love me, darlings!
::throws another Soujiro clone at Catrina3:: HERE! HAVE SOME MORE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW!!
AND THE REST OF YOU! Arigato gozaimasu! Your reviews are WONDERFUL and very nice to have, that they are!
KENSHIN: Oro. . . Angie, you're talking like me again. . .
ANGIE: Oops.
^ ^ ( ^_^ ) Look! It's a kitty! ::is very proud of herself::
Hugs, darling reviewers!
AND NOW: The Quest for the Swirly-Eyed Samurai!
ANGIE AND SANO: *are still desperately trying to figure out the map*
CRYSTAL AND MEGUMI: *are giving each other mock-glares and occasionally trading silly insults while giggling*
KAORU: *is beginning to wonder if she'll ever see Kenshin again*
ANGIE: *points at spots on map* Maybe we should go here...or maybe here...y'know, there looks pretty nice...I should know this place better, after all, we are all in two ridiculously groovy fanfiction authoresses' minds.
SANOSUKE: *does not trust the map or its owner's directions* Where did you say you found this again?
ANGIE: *wrestles it away from him* Oh...over there, somewhere. *again gestures vaguely*
EVERYONE: *gets very suspicious and closes in around Angie*
KAORU: WHERE, exactly?! *spots logo on bottom of map and reads* Made...in...Taiwan...
ANGIE: *snatches it away* Oh, dear...
KAORU: *grows rather large and terrifying* WHERE DID YOU GET THIS MASS- MANUFACTURED MAP?!?!
CRYSTAL, SANOSUKE, AND MEGUMI: *wisely decide to stay out of this*
ANGIE: *cowers before Kaoru's mighty wrath* Um...at Ukrops?
EVERYONE: *suddenly realizes the map is made of tortillas and moldy kiwis*
KAORU: *drops map in disgust* You IDIOT!
ANGIE: What? I thought it was a very nice map!
SANOSUKE: *gets rather mad and frightening* So let me get this straight-- YOU'VE BEEN LEADING US AROUND WITH A MAP YOU PURCHASED FROM A GROCERY STORE?!?!
ANGIE: Eep! *cries*
CRYSTAL: *leaps in front of Angie and wields katana* Hey! Sano, you made her cry! *gives Angie comforting hug*
SANOSUKE: *feels a bit ashamed* Umm...sorry?
ANGIE: *stops crying and stares* Sano actually said he was sorry? YAY! *pounces and hugs Sano*
SANOSUKE: *pats her head and is very confused*
MEGUMI: HEY! MINE! *pulls Angie off*
ANGIE: Easy, kitsune-san. I love Sano in a purely platonic way.
MEGUMI: Oh. Well, that's perfectly all right, then!
KAORU: *clears throat impatiently* GETTING BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND?! HELLO, PEOPLE?! WE'RE LOST IN TWO RIDICULOUSLY-GROOVY FANFICTION AUTHORESSES'S MINDS! *cries*
CRYSTAL: *soothingly pats head* There, there, we're not lost! We've been going in circles the whole time, see? *points backwards*
*And indeed, a few yards back, is the same place they started out at!*
EVERYONE: *is very relieved*
KAORU: But how are we going to find Kenshin now?! *is upset*
EVERYONE: *ponder this*
ANGIE: *snaps fingers importantly* I've got it! *brandishes megaphone from nowhere*
EVERYONE: *stares at it*
CRYSTAL: *understands at once* Oh, no...*giggles*
ANGIE: *winks at her, then turns to Sano* Um, Sano? Could you do me a favor and hold Kaoru above your head?
SANOSUKE: *happily obliges*
KAORU: *splutters* Hey! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW, ROOSTER! Angie, what the heck--?!
ANGIE: *gives Kaoru the Oh-My-God-You-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me-But-This-Is- Going-To-Be-Fun! look before raising the megaphone* ATTENTION! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?! IF THERE IS A KENSHIN HIMURA IN THE GENERAL VICINITY, WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU! I REPEAT: KENSHIN HIMURA, LISTEN UP! *clears throat nervously, gives Kaoru semi-apologetic look, and continues* OI, KENSHIN! KAORU HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU!
KAORU: *roars* WHY YOU--*begins to fight Sano's grip like a tiger*
SANOSUKE: *holds on for dear life*
KAORU: LET ME AT HER! LET ME AT HER!! I'LL KILL HER!
SANOSUKE: *claps a hand over her mouth* Jou-chan, SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT!
EVERYONE EXCEPT KAORU: *giggles*
KAORU: *smolders*
MEGUMI: Now what?
ANGIE: Wait for it...
*SUDDENLY, ECHOING ACROSS THE WORLD FROM VERY CLOSE BY...*
KENSHIN: ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO!
EVERYONE: *STARES*
ANGIE: *calmly* There he is.
*A BIT MORE STARING OCCURS*
SANOSUKE: *grins* All right, Angie!
CRYSTAL: Yay! Brilliant! *hugs Angie*
MEGUMI: OHOHOHOHO!
KAORU: Kenshin! *tries to run to where the voice came from*
CRYSTAL: Easy now, Kaoru! We're up against Sireta, here! Proceed with caution!
KAORU: *snorts* Like hell.
CRYSTAL: *ponders this* Very true. *wields katana* She better be scared of us!
ANGIE: Forth we go! Kenshin no baka-hentai-angel--WE'RE COMING!
To be continued!
Yes, I am brilliant. Love me, darlings!
::throws another Soujiro clone at Catrina3:: HERE! HAVE SOME MORE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW!!
AND THE REST OF YOU! Arigato gozaimasu! Your reviews are WONDERFUL and very nice to have, that they are!
KENSHIN: Oro. . . Angie, you're talking like me again. . .
ANGIE: Oops.
^ ^ ( ^_^ ) Look! It's a kitty! ::is very proud of herself::
Hugs, darling reviewers!