Malik was gently rubbing his hands where calluses had formed from the
handle of the mop. He was tired, hungry and very pissed off. Seto had come
in several times after the first, each time tipping the bucket of mop
water. Purposely. Now he sat in Yami's room, sore all over his body. He was
beginning to feel sorry for the Pharaoh, but then his nose caught the smell
of coffee.
"Mmmmm. coffee," he drooled and followed his nose out in to the hall. Yuugi had a fresh cup of coffee in his hand. He turned into his room and came out a minute later holding a towel. The coffee remained in the room. Waiting until Yuugi had gone into the bathroom, he dashed into Yuugi's room. A quick scan over the piles of smelly clothes told him the it was on the desk. Typical. Slowly, as if stalking the coffee, he walked towards the it. As he picked up the cup he heard footsteps behind him.
"I forgot my shampoo. Yami, NOOO!!!!!!" he screamed as Malik chugged the coffee. As if explosions went off in his head, Malik felt a sudden rush of energy. More like an adrenaline rush. He had no control over Yami's body. He started to shake wildly.
"Look out everyone! Yami just drained an entire cup of coffee!" Yuugi shouted down the hall. Sudden gasps from downstairs were drowned out by the sound of glass breaking. Malik had just jumped out the window. Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu and Grampa turned to the window to see Malik, in Yami's crazy body, crash into the bushes just outside. Just a few seconds later he vanished from sight.
"Ok, who gave Yami coffee?" Grampa asked over the shocked crowd. No one answered.
~At the airport~
"Why did I get stuck carrying everything?" Yami asked. Isis gave him one of her I-told-you-already-looks.
"This is part of your punishment for burning the house down," she replied. Marik snickered. "And for putting it in his head, you get to carry them when we get home," she told him. He started to protest.
"But, but, but. I didn't burn the house down, he did! It's not my fault if a seed is planted and decides to grow! Besides, I don't want to carry the luggage. You pack so much junk," he whined. Isis gave him a Don't-push-me- look. He gave in and started mumbling.
"Flight 643 to Domino City now boarding," a voice said over the loudspeaker. The three of them hurried towards the gate. After their bags had been through the metal detector, and the security men had taken a knife out of Marik's suitcase (A/N They had passed the Sennen rod as a toy), they boarded the plane. They found their seats near the end of the plane and Isis moved towards the window. Marik started to move in next.
"Hey, I don't want to sit in the isle!" Yami whined. Marik stuck out his tongue as he sat down in the middle seat. Suddenly Malik's body did something unexplained (A/N No, not even I know what happened). His right hand shot from his side and smacked Marik across the head. A big red hand print appeared on Marik's cheek. He slowly turned his head toward Yami. Then he slowly started to rise, anger leaping in his eyes.
"Crap," Yami stuttered. A sudden movement came from Marik, causing Yami to book it down the isle, the whole way shouting.
"Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!" he screamed as Marik roared after him, swearing he'd die before he got off the plane. Yami looked back to see how close Marik was, ignoring where he was going.
SMACK!
Yami ran head first into the cockpit door. As he fell to the floor, he saw Marik bend over him holding a knife.
"Shit," was all Yami could say. The cockpit door flew open to admit the captain and the pilots.
"What the hell is going on out here!?" the captain screamed as Isis appeared. "Are you responsible for these two hooligans?" he asked Isis.
"Sadly, yes. They are both very misbehaved," she explained. Yami gulped as Marik just glared at him. He still held the knife. After some time the captain and the pilots disappeared back into the cockpit to prepare for take-off. They both gulped as Isis turned their way. She gave them her infamous You-pushed-me-too-far-now-you're-going-to-get-it looks. Yami fainted on the spot.
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Dias: Ewwww. Coffee! My favorite drink! What's Malik going to get into now that he's coffee high? And what about Yami? That knife could slip.(but don't worry, it won't)
"Mmmmm. coffee," he drooled and followed his nose out in to the hall. Yuugi had a fresh cup of coffee in his hand. He turned into his room and came out a minute later holding a towel. The coffee remained in the room. Waiting until Yuugi had gone into the bathroom, he dashed into Yuugi's room. A quick scan over the piles of smelly clothes told him the it was on the desk. Typical. Slowly, as if stalking the coffee, he walked towards the it. As he picked up the cup he heard footsteps behind him.
"I forgot my shampoo. Yami, NOOO!!!!!!" he screamed as Malik chugged the coffee. As if explosions went off in his head, Malik felt a sudden rush of energy. More like an adrenaline rush. He had no control over Yami's body. He started to shake wildly.
"Look out everyone! Yami just drained an entire cup of coffee!" Yuugi shouted down the hall. Sudden gasps from downstairs were drowned out by the sound of glass breaking. Malik had just jumped out the window. Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu and Grampa turned to the window to see Malik, in Yami's crazy body, crash into the bushes just outside. Just a few seconds later he vanished from sight.
"Ok, who gave Yami coffee?" Grampa asked over the shocked crowd. No one answered.
~At the airport~
"Why did I get stuck carrying everything?" Yami asked. Isis gave him one of her I-told-you-already-looks.
"This is part of your punishment for burning the house down," she replied. Marik snickered. "And for putting it in his head, you get to carry them when we get home," she told him. He started to protest.
"But, but, but. I didn't burn the house down, he did! It's not my fault if a seed is planted and decides to grow! Besides, I don't want to carry the luggage. You pack so much junk," he whined. Isis gave him a Don't-push-me- look. He gave in and started mumbling.
"Flight 643 to Domino City now boarding," a voice said over the loudspeaker. The three of them hurried towards the gate. After their bags had been through the metal detector, and the security men had taken a knife out of Marik's suitcase (A/N They had passed the Sennen rod as a toy), they boarded the plane. They found their seats near the end of the plane and Isis moved towards the window. Marik started to move in next.
"Hey, I don't want to sit in the isle!" Yami whined. Marik stuck out his tongue as he sat down in the middle seat. Suddenly Malik's body did something unexplained (A/N No, not even I know what happened). His right hand shot from his side and smacked Marik across the head. A big red hand print appeared on Marik's cheek. He slowly turned his head toward Yami. Then he slowly started to rise, anger leaping in his eyes.
"Crap," Yami stuttered. A sudden movement came from Marik, causing Yami to book it down the isle, the whole way shouting.
"Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!" he screamed as Marik roared after him, swearing he'd die before he got off the plane. Yami looked back to see how close Marik was, ignoring where he was going.
SMACK!
Yami ran head first into the cockpit door. As he fell to the floor, he saw Marik bend over him holding a knife.
"Shit," was all Yami could say. The cockpit door flew open to admit the captain and the pilots.
"What the hell is going on out here!?" the captain screamed as Isis appeared. "Are you responsible for these two hooligans?" he asked Isis.
"Sadly, yes. They are both very misbehaved," she explained. Yami gulped as Marik just glared at him. He still held the knife. After some time the captain and the pilots disappeared back into the cockpit to prepare for take-off. They both gulped as Isis turned their way. She gave them her infamous You-pushed-me-too-far-now-you're-going-to-get-it looks. Yami fainted on the spot.
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Dias: Ewwww. Coffee! My favorite drink! What's Malik going to get into now that he's coffee high? And what about Yami? That knife could slip.(but don't worry, it won't)