The Wandering Ladies Man

"Golems," muttered eighteen-year old Lyle Kenjutsushi, "It had to be Golems. Why couldn't the scientist have asked for plans to interesting research, like creating full-grown humans from living metal or the DNA of the planet, like the old legends. At least then I could get a babe out of the deal. Instead, I'll get a Golem, which can't very well make a good girlfriend. Oh well, at least it pays well."

Lyle pushed a strand of black hair out of his brown eyes. He was wearing a light blue button down shirt, and white pants. A pair of yellow cuffs were over the arm part of his tan gloves, and a yellow cumberbun was around his waist like a belt. Leather boots were on his feet, and he held a large sword in his right hand. Lyle was a Silver Wolf who went around the world with the aid of the powerful Fast Draw technique. His father had excavated the ruins of an ancient castle long ago, which spoke of a way to transmit a person's soul into their sword. Through the use of ordinary things like explosions, it would be possible for that person to invent new techniques. Lyle's father died not to long after, and the boy then decided to train in the arts, hoping to become powerful enough to take his dad's place when he grew up. For Lyle's mom was sickly, and could only do the most basic of jobs to support herself and her family.

A Balloon came at the youth. It appeared to be a large red bubble with a wicked face on it. Lyle scoffed at the creature, he knew how weak Balloons were. The young swordsman ran at it, and activated his Psycho Crack skill. The creature was killed instantly, being as weak as it was.

"Too bad there weren't any chicks around to see that. I really would like to show them the power that I possess. Then maybe I'll get a hot date for tonight. My luck is just too bad," muttered Lyle. He continued onwards, ready for whatever might get in his way. Soon, he came to a room with no way out. It looked as if he was unable to go through, as the only other exit was covered in rubble.

But quick thinking saved his hide. Lyle pulled a Bomb out of his backpack, and set it by the door. Soon, it exploded, and the rubble was no longer blocking the path. Lyle told himself, "That was pretty amazing, even more than my conquest of that weak monster. And still no chicks. Maybe I should pick a female Silver Wolf up in town, at least there'd be someone to talk to then. And her being a girl would be an added benefit, I'd always have a date no matter what happened to me in battle."

He continued, until he found the computer room. There, Lyle did his best to hack into the console with his limited knowledge of machines. But he was successful. Soon, the data on Golem creation was on the screen, and the printer was copying the info onto paper. Lyle pulled it out once it was done, and began to read. Now, all that remained was bringing it back to the professor, and collecting his money.

But on the way back, a large bird-like monster came up to him. Its feathers were colorful, blues and reds and purples that would look even more impressive in the light, and its eyes shone with wicked determination. This creature sure didn't mean Lyle good on his journey, it wanted to kill him.

Lyle scoffed. "You picked the wrong man to mess with. I am Lyle, Kenjutsushi, the most powerful swordsman in this land. There is no way that I will lose. You will die by my hands, Pyscho Crack." The attack did more than just hurt the monster, it also became confused as well. Now, the creature had no idea what it was doing, and began to fly around in circles, not paying any bit of attention to Lyle and how the young swordsman was holding his sword out, ready for the kill.

Lyle began to concentrate again, and brought up his sword. Suddenly, he struck out with the Meteor Drive skill, wounding the monster greatly. It was still confused, and pecking at its own tail, so it didn't notice the attack. Nor was it able to survive the blasts that followed the impact.


"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya," Lyle taunted, "Now to get these back to the professor. Jeeze, I can't wait to chew him out for not telling me exactly what kind of artificial life form that I was looking for the plans for." He again began muttering about how he'd like to be able to create a Bio-Android of some sort, female of course, to be his traveling companion on his journey as a Silver Wolf.

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"Well how was I supposed to know? I just heard about an old laboratory, and how some sort of artificial life form had been created there years and years ago. Unlike you, though, I'm excited about what we found for scientific purposes. I certainly don't care if I can create a Bio-Android or not, just that I got some sort of artificial life form to try and create. You still want a Golem, kid?" asked Dr. Lucient Moro. He was an aging scientist, of sixty-three years. The man had dark glasses covering his eyes, so you couldn't see what color they were, white hair, and a long white beard that framed his face.

Lyle thought, 'What WE found. More like what I found, and what I risked my butt for. This guy better be appreciative of my efforts. I certainly didn't do this for charity, I wanted a hot girl out of the deal, not a Golem. Well, at least I can get my money. And maybe a Golem could prove useful.'

Dr. Moro waved his hand over Lyle's eye. "Sonny, can you here me? I asked if you still want me to make you a Golem, since you were going for a Bio-Android. They can be helpful in combat, as well as methods of transportation. How should I make your Golem look, Lyle?"


"I drew a basic picture," Lyle told him, "Keep in mind, it's for a Bio-Android, not a Golem. I know that Golems often look more mechanical, so just base it of this drawing. I'll take my money now, and let you be to create the Golem." Dr. Moro handed him a bag, and Lyle then left the lab.

The doctor took one look at the drawing. His face began to twist and contort, and he started to laugh. Lyle certainly was one of the more delusional men he had met in his life. He had no girlfriend, and he wanted a man like himself to make him one. But this, this was just too weird.

"By the Guardians, I hired out a pervert," Moro stated, dropping the picture, not wanting to look at it any more. His wife would hit him over the head with a pan if she ever caught him. On it, he saw a blond girl with light purple eyes, who was not wearing any clothing.

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Teefa's Last Words…

Don't bother with the picture, Lyle's just a perv. Besides, we're all mature, responsible adults here, and can handle this without giggling.

Translations

Kenjutsushi=swordsman