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I yelled. I had been doing a lot of that lately, ever since I woke up here. I let go of Gandalf.
"I am very sorry sir, if you think I speak black speech. But it is the only language I know (I ducked afraid this would push him over the edge. It didn't so instead I backed up and recoiled. "I'm human and I'm not from here. I come from a neutral place. Sure there's some evil in Florida (not much though, it's known for being the home of Grannys everywhere, and of course Disneyland) but there's also some really good nursing homes where people like you can rest."
"People like me?"-Gandalf
"No offense, but the first step is admitting your too old to climb mountains." –me
"I don't think your evil."
"I'm not"
"All right then. I think you had better come with us."-Gandalf (Gandalf then turns around and says he has heard of places where they have been attacked by orks so many times the children are forced to grow up learning black speech. They all look doubtful but the girl didn't look too scary in a tank top and a skirt and she looked really cold.)
"Does she speak any other languages?-Legolas (strangely as he had spoken that I had started to understand him. I turn to the wizard, he had a smirk on his face. Thinking he had done some sort of spell I ventured to try and communicate with the others.
"Whatever language I'm speaking now, I know it too"
"elvish and black speech, you'd figure someone else other than me would see it as a sign.." Gimli mutters under his breath
"hey, looks who's talking, you big fat.." cut short by Gandalf eyeing me warningly, I quiet down. Suddenly Legolas's face lights up.
"Hey she isn't as bad as I though she was after all" And with that Gandalf gives me a hand up and we start walking down the mountain.
Why is Gandalf helping her? How will she fit in with the fellowship? Can she survive the cold in a sleeveless dress? Find out the answers to these annoying questions and more in chapter 3... coming soon (probably tomorrow, which means today since it turned midnight twenty minutes ago)