Dias: Ok, I've finally decided to talk for once. And now that I know how
important it is, here is the disclaimer. I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! Now that
that's done, with my brother ranting behind me, I'm going to write the
chapter.
Dark Dias: Not yet. Larry wants to rant.
Dias: huh?
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Junior: So what do you guys do for a living?
Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: *pauses* Nothing.
Mr Lunt: You already said that!
Larry: Oh,
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Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: Zilch!
Mr Lunt: No I say 'zilch'. You say 'Nada'. Na-da. Nada . Na-da.
Larry: Oh, 'nada' Ok I got it.
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Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: Noodle!!!
Mr Lunt: *hits his head on table*
Larry: Oh right. Na-da. Na-da. Nada.
Dark Dias: That was an outtake from the Big Idea movie, "Jonah".
Dias: Can I type now?
Dark Dias: Ok, fine.
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Malik watched as the plane did a U-turn in mid-air. He felt a little disappointment, but that feeling was lost as the second energy burst took over. He felt a sudden urge to follow that plane, to see where and how it landed. Off he went, bouncing like a wild animal through bushes and over streams. He saw another creek, leaping over it he realized, it wasn't a creek. It was a cliff. As he flew threw the air, he felt himself slip into unconsciousness. Again he floated in darkness. And yet again he saw the light. His curiosity about was still there and grew even larger as he stared at it. He was pulled like a magnet towards. Malik had wanted to go through it last time, but had not succeeded.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" he screamed into the darkness. But his mind held back. It was a constant tug-a-war. But his conscience won. He felt a wave of ice flush through him, jerking him back to reality. He landed in the river and was being swept through white water rapids. He blacked out again, managing to stay afloat.
~At the local airport~
"Isis, I'm cold. Can we buy a blanket?" Yami asked.
"No."
"Can we get a souvenir?"
"No."
"Can we..."
"Malik I am sick of your questions! Is it possible to just shut up for a few hours!" Isis screamed.
"I'm hungry," Marik groaned quietly. The other two just looked at him.
"You ate six airplane meals as well as Malik's and mine and you're complaining that you're hungry," Isis growled back. That made him recoil in fear. They continued walking. They got to the customs gate, and Yami and Isis passed through clear. The security went through Marik's bag and found a knife. The one from the plane. Yami cowered at the sight of it. As Marik walked through metal detector, his stomach growled. The airport had become deathly silent. Marik flushed.
"Wow, I didn't know Marik could go that red," Yami stated. Marik's head swung violently toward Yami.
SNAP!
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Whiplash!" he screamed falling to the ground. Everyone continued to stare. Marik's stomach growled again, even louder this time. People had begun to edge away from the weary Egyptians. A sound from Marik regained their attention.
"Mommy? Can I have a cookie?" he moaned. The airport exploded in laughter. Somewhere up river a certain unconscious person was yanked back to reality again.
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Dias: Sorry it was so short! It's around three in the morning and I can't sleep. Maybe I should drink some coffee. * walks off to find coffee *
Dark Dias: Uh oh. This could be bad. Just to update you guys, she has the same problem as Yami but worse. So to finish off what she was saying, she's sorry it was late too. Damn monomials. Anyway... * is interrupted by Dias *
Dias: COFFEE!!! I love coffee! * starts bouncing off walls *
Dark Dias: As I was saying, I guess I'm gonna have to take over. * dark insane cackle * Won't that be fun? And oh, by the way, thanks to those who reviewed. And Penny: Angel of Darkest Dreams, the monkey is gone! It was...um...stolen...at the airport.
Kim: By me!!!!!!
Dark Dias: AHHHH!!!!!!! How'd you get in here? Go away!!! Sorry, that was Dias' best friend. She's obsessed with pink fuzzy monkeys.
Kim: His name is MR. BUBBLES!!!!!!
Dark Dias: Well, I have a pest problem. I recommend my friends story, 'Broken In Loneliness' Its Saiyuki, but Gojyo and Sanzo are so damn hot!! And if Dias continues to be on a coffee high, I might get to type a chapter or two. Won't that be fun? Muhahahahahahaha!!!!
Dark Dias: Not yet. Larry wants to rant.
Dias: huh?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Junior: So what do you guys do for a living?
Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: *pauses* Nothing.
Mr Lunt: You already said that!
Larry: Oh,
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Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: Zilch!
Mr Lunt: No I say 'zilch'. You say 'Nada'. Na-da. Nada . Na-da.
Larry: Oh, 'nada' Ok I got it.
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Pa Grape: Oh us? We are the pirates who don't do anything.
Larry: Nothing.
Mr Lunt: Zilch
Larry: Noodle!!!
Mr Lunt: *hits his head on table*
Larry: Oh right. Na-da. Na-da. Nada.
Dark Dias: That was an outtake from the Big Idea movie, "Jonah".
Dias: Can I type now?
Dark Dias: Ok, fine.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Malik watched as the plane did a U-turn in mid-air. He felt a little disappointment, but that feeling was lost as the second energy burst took over. He felt a sudden urge to follow that plane, to see where and how it landed. Off he went, bouncing like a wild animal through bushes and over streams. He saw another creek, leaping over it he realized, it wasn't a creek. It was a cliff. As he flew threw the air, he felt himself slip into unconsciousness. Again he floated in darkness. And yet again he saw the light. His curiosity about was still there and grew even larger as he stared at it. He was pulled like a magnet towards. Malik had wanted to go through it last time, but had not succeeded.
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!" he screamed into the darkness. But his mind held back. It was a constant tug-a-war. But his conscience won. He felt a wave of ice flush through him, jerking him back to reality. He landed in the river and was being swept through white water rapids. He blacked out again, managing to stay afloat.
~At the local airport~
"Isis, I'm cold. Can we buy a blanket?" Yami asked.
"No."
"Can we get a souvenir?"
"No."
"Can we..."
"Malik I am sick of your questions! Is it possible to just shut up for a few hours!" Isis screamed.
"I'm hungry," Marik groaned quietly. The other two just looked at him.
"You ate six airplane meals as well as Malik's and mine and you're complaining that you're hungry," Isis growled back. That made him recoil in fear. They continued walking. They got to the customs gate, and Yami and Isis passed through clear. The security went through Marik's bag and found a knife. The one from the plane. Yami cowered at the sight of it. As Marik walked through metal detector, his stomach growled. The airport had become deathly silent. Marik flushed.
"Wow, I didn't know Marik could go that red," Yami stated. Marik's head swung violently toward Yami.
SNAP!
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Whiplash!" he screamed falling to the ground. Everyone continued to stare. Marik's stomach growled again, even louder this time. People had begun to edge away from the weary Egyptians. A sound from Marik regained their attention.
"Mommy? Can I have a cookie?" he moaned. The airport exploded in laughter. Somewhere up river a certain unconscious person was yanked back to reality again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dias: Sorry it was so short! It's around three in the morning and I can't sleep. Maybe I should drink some coffee. * walks off to find coffee *
Dark Dias: Uh oh. This could be bad. Just to update you guys, she has the same problem as Yami but worse. So to finish off what she was saying, she's sorry it was late too. Damn monomials. Anyway... * is interrupted by Dias *
Dias: COFFEE!!! I love coffee! * starts bouncing off walls *
Dark Dias: As I was saying, I guess I'm gonna have to take over. * dark insane cackle * Won't that be fun? And oh, by the way, thanks to those who reviewed. And Penny: Angel of Darkest Dreams, the monkey is gone! It was...um...stolen...at the airport.
Kim: By me!!!!!!
Dark Dias: AHHHH!!!!!!! How'd you get in here? Go away!!! Sorry, that was Dias' best friend. She's obsessed with pink fuzzy monkeys.
Kim: His name is MR. BUBBLES!!!!!!
Dark Dias: Well, I have a pest problem. I recommend my friends story, 'Broken In Loneliness' Its Saiyuki, but Gojyo and Sanzo are so damn hot!! And if Dias continues to be on a coffee high, I might get to type a chapter or two. Won't that be fun? Muhahahahahahaha!!!!