A Both Serious and Funny Inuyasha Fanfic
By Mysticdog100
Disclaimer: Me: I don't and probably never will own
Inuyasha. But, I do own myself, Kalena owns herself, and so does everyone who
owns themselves.
Kalena: Wuh? I didn't quite get that…
Me: It usually means that everyone who can will own themselves.
Kalena: What about the others who can't?
Me: They don't exist if they don't own themselves. -_-'
Kalena: Uh…Ok, if you say so. You're the genius.
Me: *smiles* Yes, that I am. Now, on to the next Chapter! *Is seen dragging a
confused Kalena off the stage while Kalena is waving and smiling idiotically*
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Chapter 3: The Bad Guy and Light Sabers
"Ah, yes. Back in Sengoku Jidai," I commented as I landed on the soft grass next to the well by Miroku. I grinned. Then glared lest he try something perverted. I inched away warily before his 'not able to control' hand came. I waved hello to Sango when I thought I was at a safe distance away from lecher there. Inuyasha, who was also by me, said, "Feh. It's about time. I found Naraku's hiding place while you were at your 'tests,' Kagome." Kagome smiled.
"That's great, Inuyasha. Let's go!"
"Feh," he commented nonchalantly. I grinned. Another day for him, huh? He scowled. "You can just wipe that smile of your face! You are NOT coming with us!"
"Why not, Inuyasha?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah, why not?" I asked, making my GREAT BIG PUPPY DOG EYES. (Fear the puppy eyes! Bwahaha!) He turned away, saying, "Well, if you really want to, then go ahead."
"Yay!" ^_^. So, we were off. (Star Wars theme here, and since we bought a new boom box just today, we decide to play it until Inuyasha threatened to destroy our precious boom box. Yes, I just watched Star Wars 1.) ^_^
ANYway.
"Weeeee're OFF to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz! Because, because, because, because, beCAUSE!!!!" we sung, but only softly so as not to attract attention.
We took a break. We shared lunch. We watched as Kyra slapped Miroku silly as punishment for groping her. We were amused. We laughed. Haha. We watched Miroku get slapped silly by both Kyra and Sango. We watched Kyra punch Miroku. We packed up.
"Hey, Miroku. You still alive? I told you you shouldn't have done that. You just can't help yourself, can you, you idiotic pervert?" said Inuyasha with his hands in his sleeves as we rested a bit before going on.
Then we decided to scout in the air, while I played All Star on the boom boxssssssss, my Precioussssssss (Gollum came out there)
"Somebody once
told
me the world
is gonna
roll
me
I ain't
the sharpest
tool
in the shed
She was lookin
kinda
dumb
with
her finger
and her thumb
In the shape
of an "L" on her forehead
Well,
the years
start
coming
and they don't
stop
coming
Fed to the rules
and I hit the ground
running
Didn't
make
sense
not to live
for fun,
Your
brain
gets
smart
but your
head
gets
dumb
So much
to do so much
to see
So what's wrong
with
takin
the backstreets
You'll
never
know
if you don't
go
You'll
never
shine
if you don't
glow
Hey now, you're
an All Star,
get your
game
on, go play
Hey now, you're
a Rock
Star,
get the show
on, get paid
,
And all that glitters
is gold
Only
shootin
stars
break
the mold
It's
a cool
place,
and they say it gets
colder
You're
bundled
up now, wait
till
you get older
But the media
men beg to differ
Judging
by the hole
in the satellite
picture
The ice we skate
is gettin
pretty
thin
The water's
gettin
warm
so you might
as well
swim
My world's
on fire,
how about
yours
?
Cuz that's the way I like
it and I never
get bored
Hey now, you're
an All Star,
get your
game
on, go play
Hey now, you're
a Rock
Star,
get the show
on, get paid
,
And all that glitters
is gold
Only
shootin
stars
break the mold
Somebody
once
asked
could
I spare
some
change
for gas
I need
to get myself
away
from this
place
I said
yep, what a concept,
I could
use a little
fuel
myself
And we could
all use a little
change
Well,
the years
start
coming
and they don't
stop
coming
Head
to the rules
and I hit the ground
running
Didn't
make
sense
not to live
for fun,
Your
brain
gets
smart
but your
head
gets
dumb
So much
to do so much
to see
So what's wrong
with
takin
the backstreets
You'll
never
know
if you don't
go
You'll
never
shine
if you don't
glow
Hey now, you're
an All Star,
get your
game
on, go play
Hey now, you're
a Rock
Star,
get the show
on, get paid
,
And all that glitters
is gold
Only
shootin
stars
break
the mold
And all that glitters
is gold
Only
shootin
stars
break
the mold"
Since I decided to fly high and enjoy it myself, no one heard me, but I'm sure they would have been thrilled! ^_^;;;
Then there's this weird barrier thing as we landed farther into the woods that, whether I mentioned it or not, were there.
Casey, Kagome, and Kalena walked through the barrier with ease. Inuyasha managed to get through by using the sword, helping the others through. (Can he do that? No? Didn't think so. Change of script! 'Inuyasha managed to get through using the Tetsusaiga, but Miroku, Sango, and Shippo were left behind, while Kyra managed to shove through the barrier.') I pushed quickly through the barrier with a slight itchiness on my skin.
"Wow. You guys must have Miko blood!" said Kagome.
"I think all of us do, since we mana-ITCHY!!!!" I broke off, scratching like the other word for heck.
"What's Miko blood?" asked Kyra, totally ignoring me, yet twitching an eye and moving away from me, so I guess not TATOALLY ignoring me.
"Miko means priestess. If you have Miko blood, it's likely you can fire purifying arrows and would be immune from most spiritual attacks, so that's quite good," answered Kagome.
"Well, let's get to this Naraku and his lair," said Casey.
"Yeah. Better be alert."
"And watch out for Miko ladies. Since it was a non-Miko barrier, it's probable that a Miko made it. Either that or Naraku."
"Also, be careful of those offspring, and his miasma." (This is not an episode, nor is it in the anime or manga.)
"Right."
"Be quiet! Watch out!" Naraku, or a puppet of Naraku, controlled by him, swooped down on us with…you won't believe this…his dragonheads. Yep. I guess he got a new 'person?' Hehe…well. Back to the fight. Inuyasha was fighting off the heads with his sword, yet they kept growing back! Casey, Kyra, Kalena, and I were also fighting, but we aimed for the body, which, if destroyed, would end the heads. I found I could blast out fire, yet blue fire, but if it could kill the body, then I don't care what color it was. It was useful, and I could make rocks and stuff move, too! I also noticed, and not just slightly, that Kyra could fire lightning bolts, Casey could throw rocks and make vines strangle the heads and Kalena could shoot out ice and snow, freezing heads to death. It was just before I blacked out, I recall Kagura flying from out of nowhere and, suddenly, I was out.
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As I came to, I saw bars all around me. Kyra, Kalena, and Casey were all in separate cages. Naraku, presumably a puppet, and Kanna with her mirror were with us. I thought I was in a castle, or at least some sort of stone chamber. It was very dry, though. You'd actually expect it to be damp and dripping, huh? Well, I saw Naraku sneering at me, and answered my unasked question. He said, "Now that our last visitor is awake, show them, Kanna." Kanna stepped forward and we saw in her mirror Inuyasha and Kagome still trying to destroy the dragon headed creature. Inuyasha was already bleeding heavily, and Kagome was captured by one of the heads.
"Tell me Inuyasha's secret and I will let you free to save him or do whatever you want."
"What secret?" I asked, honestly befuddled.
"You know. Or does your mind need refreshing? Being half demon, Inuyasha has a weakness. At a certain time, he will become human, his demonic power leaving him. He will be powerless before me."
"But what if yours and his change date are the same?" piped up Kalena.
"Then I shall get one of my offspring to destroy him and get the shards."
"Chicken. Getting puppets to do your dirty work. Guess all
bad guys are like that. Get all the glory and let your cronies do the dirty
work." I shrugged nonchalantly. "Not that I'm saying your style is totally out
or anything…*cough* not *cough*" He shook with anger. "I will give you one hour
to decide Inuyasha's fate! Give me what I want, go free and live another day.
If you don't, then die immediately." He left.
I slashed at the bars ferociously. They broke with ease.
"Gosh, talk about total underestimation," I commented dryly.
The others got out easily, too. We went ahead and explored the area. It was pretty dark, with only one torch every few yards. It was like a castle where there were doors every several feet. Almost like a hallway in an apartment.
"Come on. We should find some more weapons." He confiscated the rest of ours, but I had some hidden artillery, like daggers, and various knives. I took them out from the most extraordinary places, like my shoes, my elbows and knees, and my back. They stared. I took out my favorite weapon, the butterfly dagger (a hilt in the middle of two curved blades, and you can throw it), and a Xena kind of chakram. We continued on with our preferred weapons. We found a door that said: ARTILLERY. We went in, being careful not to make much noise. We took some weapons of our liking, Casey getting a sword and a bow and arrows, Kalena getting a sword and a double headed axe (she forced Gimli to teach her how to use one), Kyra got a sword and many other throwing knives. I got a chain whip, a sword, and a spear. All of us got light sabers that just happened to be there. (I just watched both Star Wars today! ^_^) I got blue, Kalena got pink, Kyra got purple, and Casey got green. I took mine out and swished it around, testing it out and almost decapitating Casey in the process.
"Hey! Watch where you're swinging that thing! Amanda with a light saber. Not good," she commented worriedly. I cackled madly just to scare her.
"Let's go, you guys. We should try to get the jewel shards and get out to Inuyasha and the others."
"What I don't understand, is why Naraku needs them," said Casey, looking at me curiously.
"Haven't you listened to anything I've said? He wants to become a full demon with full power, and so does Inuyasha. Or at least he wants to be a human OR a demon. He's not quite sure now that Kagome's with him," I said knowingly. I stopped. All of our ears detected Naraku's voice in the next door to the right. He was saying,
"Well. Inuyasha seems to be doing wonderful with a hole in his stomach and a whole lot of scratches and burns." I winced inwardly. Inuyasha really could and probably would fight to the death if it were not for his friends. I motioned to the others to follow me. I motioned them to levitate as I inched forward, shifting into a worm/snake. I crawled under the closed door to see Kanna and Naraku with two other people tied up next to him. I gasped inwardly when I saw who they were.
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So, how did you like it? I try. Since no one reviewed other than Laswen and Celeste…
Lady Laswen: Well, like I said, he has a BIG potty mouth, especially in anger. And, besides, I blanked them out, didn't I?
Celeste: Yeah, there's your slap. And your punch.
PS— to other readers, that scene where Miroku gets slapped is supposed to be funny. FUNNY! Yes, I said FUNNY! SHUT UP! It's funny! What's that? You think it's funny? Well, why didn't you say so? *mutters*dumb kids…can't even hear stuff right these days
Kementari with an icing coated, sugar-glazed mouse in a cake on top! ^_^
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