A Both Serious and Funny Inuyasha Fanfic
By Mysticdog100
A/N: Menegroth, now, huh? Also, Twas brillig…
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Ah, yes, it has been quite a while…
We barged in light sabers blazing while Kyra got to playing the Star Wars theme while I went over to the captors to free and get a better look at them.
"Aragorn!? Legolas?!" I cried in astonishment.
"You!" they cried in horror. "Well, although I grudgingly admit this, for once I am glad to see you," said Legolas.
"Yes, yes, that's all lovely, and now YOU OWE ME! But, first we have to get out of here, you know?" I said, "Oh yes, and mind his tail." I motioned to Aragorn.
"What are you talking about? I do not have a tail!"
"Oh yes you do. See?" He couldn't see it.
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too! See!?" I stepped on it. He shrieked in pain. I giggled.
"Come on, then! You'd better be over the shock, now come ON!" He was speechless. While we were doing this chatting, Naraku, the typical bad guy, was yelling, "Guards! Seize them!"
"Oh, please! That's the OLDEST bad guy phrase in the book!" said Kyra, dodging a 'guard' and zapping it.
"Well, actually," Casey said, "the maniacal laugh is. Like so: 'MUAHAHAaaaa!'"
"No, no, no! You are doing it all wrong! Like this! 'Muahahahahaha! I will take over the world! World domination!' I cried, joining the fray.
Casey rolled her eyes. "Oh be quiet."
"No. You all are wrong. It's like this. I will DESTROY YOU!" bellowed Naraku.
"Geez!" I cried, spooked out. "He's a real pro! Man! Even better than I am!"
"Amanda, now is SO not the time!" yelled Kalena.
"Exit, stage left!"
"That was so corny."
"Well, what else to do? Come on you guys in the back!"
We ran, flew, and whatever-ed down the hallway into this freaky hall of doors type thing, with all the crazy doors everywhere. And staircases too. The staircases we had to climb to reach the doors.
"We should split up!"
"No! Remember what happened last time?"
"There was no last time."
"Yeah there was! When we were fighting Darth Vader and that other guy, we split up and we lost, and…"
"Yes?"
"And I woke up…but not before the spider on my dresser became a comb!"
"Uh Kyra?"
"What?"
"You have the weirdest dreams, do you know?"
"Um, you guys, all this talk of dreams is cool and stuff, but, we uh, better RUN!"
"Oh, yeah. Forgot that, huh?"
"Come one y'alls! This way!" We ran the way Casey was pointing.
"Y'alls?"
"Well…"
"Never mind! They're gaining!" I suddenly had a drop of inspiration. It might not buy us much time, but it most definitely would, one, get us many a laugh. Casey, Kalena and Kyra thought so too, even thought Kalena didn't really know it. We kept on running until we reached the main door to the hall of crazy doors. We turned to face our pursuers.
"What are you doing!?" cried Legolas. We ignored him.
"Now! I yelled." Casey started.
Casey: The Jabberwocky
Kyra: By Lewis Carroll
Me: 'Twas brillig
Casey: And the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Kyra: All mimsy were the barogroves
Me: And the mome raths outgrabe.
Casey: Beware the Jabberwock, my son.
Kyra: The jaws that bite,
Me: The claws that catch.
Casey: Beware the Jubjub bird
Kyra: and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.
Me: He took his vorpal sword in hand.
Casey: Logn time this manxome foe he sought.
Kyra: So rested he by the tumtum tree
Me: And stood awhile in thought.
Casey: And as in uffish thought he stood
Kyra: The Jabberwock with eyes of flame
Me: Came whiffling through the tulgy woods
Casey: And burbled as it came!
Kyra: One Two! One Two!
Me: Through and through
Casey: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack
Kyra: He left it dead and with its head
Me: He went galumphing back
Casey: And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Kyra: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Me: Oh frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!
Casey: he chortled in his joy.
Kyra: 'Twas brillig
Me: And the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Casey: All mimsy were the borogroves,
Kyra: And the mome raths outgrabe.
We took a bow.
Me: The END.
I quickly slammed the door shut when everyone was through. Then, as the morons were barring the door, we rolled around in laughter.
"Did you see the look on their faces?! It was hilar-HaHAHAHA!"
"HahahahahaHA! Yeah! Really!"
"You'da thun-Haw haw haw! That they'd never heard the Jabberwoc-HahahahaHA!"
"You'll have to teach me that po-HahahaHA! Tee HEE!" We all laughed until we were clutching our sides. We finally managed to stop to take in several ragged breaths. We heard them bashing on the door, so we all went further in while I prepared a fitting song to play when they bashed in and we split up. They were in. We ran, but before I did, I hit the play button.
'WOW! I feel good! I knew that I would! I fee-eeel good! I knew that I would! So good! So good! I got you!
WOW! I feel nice! Like sugar and spice! I fee-eeel nice! Like sugar and spice! So nice! So nice! I got you!'
As the song was playing, we were going in and out of doors at random, and running from our captors until the song ended and, at the end, as we ran into a door that led outside, I yelled 'SWEET!' When we got out and barred the door, we leaned against it and panted. Then, after somewhat catching out breaths, we flew up. Of course, we first had to sort out the whole situation of Aragorn being a dragon demon and Legolas having large cat feet. They both could fly, so that was good, but they were so freaked out we had to carry 'em.
"Okay", I said, when we were in a relatively safe place. "What happened?"
"Well, we just happened to still be in Lothlorien, and we looked into the water while we were wondering where you had gone to. The, suddenly, that creature that captured us was glaring at us and we fell into the water! He tied us up and knocked us out. When we came to, we saw him sitting at a table and looking intensely at a glowing object. At the time, we couldn't see, but we perceived it to be the half of some other piece, for he was talking to himself about how he would defeat this Inuyasha character and get the other half." They told us that really quickly in between gasps.
"Oh, how lovely! Now, let's go find the others!"
"Land ho from the crow's nest!" I said, climbing down from a tree.
"We're on land, Amanda," said Casey, stating the obvious.
"Of course we are! Are you blind!?"
"Well, you said 'land ho,' so I thought-nevermind. Why do I even bother?"
"ANYway, I saw Inuyasha still fighting that monster thing, so I think we should go help! And guess who's with him?"
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Well, review! So, yes, I finally updated. Maybe it's not as long as I would like, but I HAVE been currently obsessed with Runescape. You should go there sometime. Go to play Runescape at www.runescape.com
And, by the way, my user is mysticdog100
So, contact me if you have joined Runescape…
To the co-authors of that other fanfic,
Namarie, Menegroth…
Mellyn-nin, Cyfael.
(I am slowly learning Welsh via Laswen.)