"I am DOOMED!!!!" Sango moaned, unaware of the fact that Lita was nursing her black eye.

"What's with her?" Duo asked. *Isn't he the ignorant one????*

"Miroku," Kiyone answered.

Trowa started laughing, having watched Sango's first fight with Miroku while the others were gobbling down their food.

"I'll lend you my extra locks," Quatre offered gentlemanly. Sango looked as grateful as she could. "Hey, Duo, lend her yours."

"I'd love to man, but my roommate stole all mine," Duo sighed. WHAM!

"Keep your mouth clean! I only borrowed them," Hilde replied, of course, only AFTER she hit him.

"I see, you pick pocketed him," Trowa analyzed.

"No big," Ki-chan said, but Sango was clutching Hilde's arms.

"The locks, GIVE ME THE LOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"'K. 'K. I'll give you them," Hilde was slightly intimidated by Sango, not wanting to even think about what would've happened to her if she refused. When San-chan let go, she immediately headed back to her room. Duo sighed.

"See why my things keep on disappearing?"

"Better than having a roommate who wants to chop me alive, actually, anyone," Quatre retorted distastefully.

"Dorothy can't be THAT B-not like you said," Duo shut up after feeling a small blade on his back.

"NOW! Ms. Dorothy, I thought it was clear that NO knives are allowed in school!" Dorothy sighed and handed her weapon to the teacher. (T_T hehe)

"So. How is everyone doing?" Dorothy's over joyfulness and quick mood change left everyone in doubt.

"Don't worry," Quatre sighed and pushed Dorothy towards their room.

"Hey, Ki-chan, who's YOUR roommate?" Serena curiously.

"Got none!" she replied.

"WHAT!!" everyone shouted in unison.

"Something wrong?"

"WHERE in seven hells in your roommate?" Serena barged into her friend's room and began to search everywhere.

"Not here Meatball Head." ***Guess who?*** At that, Serena began her fuming once again.

"You…You…"

"Can't think of any good comebacks, eh?" Inu-Yasha's voice drifted here.

"Well, you can continue to search my room, Usa-chan. But, anyone want to see Relly-chan work her charm on the Vice Principal?" Ki-chan took out a few binoculars, anime style. Cheers came from the three pilots and they headed towards Duo's room, right across from the school building. Everyone else was WAY too busy sulking about their room arrangements. The four teenagers hadn't so much as turned the corner when…

"Idiot." *Kagome*

"Imbecile." *Inu-Yasha*

"Childish." *Kagome*

"Do you mean immature?" *Inu-Yasha*

"NO, she doesn't. She means CHILDISH!!!!!!" *Serena*

"Oh. Does she? Do you even HAPPEN to KNOW the meaning of childish? Put it this way, it means immature." *Darien*

"Raven-head!" *Serena*

"Thanks for your compliment, Meatballs." *Darien*

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" *You guess*

Kiyone and the other pilots are now sweatdropping, anime, duh, and she pointed a finger towards Duo's room and they all tiptoed away, but not before hearing the beginning of a physical fight.

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Yes. I know this is somewhat short, but I'm cutting up my chapters so I can update two stories at once AND begin on a new idea, yes-Inu-Yasha. Actually, a Gundam Wing one too, but I know how it feels to bite off more than you could chew. *sigh* I'm overworked! T_T

!!Preview of Next Chapter!!

OH! OH! Guess who was Ki-chan's missing roomy? Hehehehehe! Mwahuahauahauhahuahuah! OK, back to self, K...

hey they both start with K! WHAM! 'K, 'K San-chan.

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OMG!!!!!!

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you people get it yet? (This is directed to Inu-Yasha fans.)

g...a...

KOUGA???????????

Ah, did I mention that I lied about some Sailor Moon pairing? Zoicite is a girl, with Malachite, like the DuB version, k? Nephlite is with Molly, but Molly ain't here, but it'll work out, 'k? Jadeite? Well, what a loner!

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