Dias: Wow, it's been a long time since I updated. My apologies. So, since Dark is asleep, I'll let you read the chapter. Enjoy!

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With a promise to explain everything to the best that they could the insane group got back in their cars and drove to Seto's house, er, mansion. As they pulled up in front of the huge residence, everyone's, except Seto's, jaw dropped.

"Holy hell, it's HUGE!!! What on earth do you put in a place like that?!" Marik exclaimed. Seto smirked.

"For chasing me into an alley and threatening to pick a fight with me, I should leave you outside. But, being the nice person I am, I'll let you in." He smirked again. He took out his keys and opened the door.

"Seto! You're home! I missed you so much!" A black fuzzball pounced on Seto the second he opened the door.

"Uh, hey Mokuba. How was your day?" Seto asked. Yami snorted mentally.

//What's your problem?// Marik asked.

/You know what? You seem to be a whole lot more unfriendly since you found out who I was. But, since we'll be stuck like this for a while, I might as well not tell you/

//That makes no sense. So are you going to tell me?//

/We're not going to hear the end of Mokuba's babbling./

"Ihadawonderfulday!wemadeicecreaminschoolandCorryateagoldfish!blahblahblahbl ahblahblahblahblah..." Mokuba chattered.

"Just ignore him. He'll wear himself out after a while," Seto said. "Have a seat. I'll get some refreshments."

"Hang on a sec, since when did you becomes so nice?" questioned Marik.

"Since we entered my house. I may be a grade A jerk, but I'm trained to be a good host. So enjoy it while you can." Seto turned and disappeared into the hall. He returned a few minutes later with a large plate of cookies. Setting them on the table, he turned and sat down watch the others watch the plate of cookies. Everyone just stared at the plate.

"Even though I made them, they're not poisoned. So help yourself, 'cause I'm certainly not getting them for you," he said, with a hint of sarcasm. He blinked and found the plate empty. Everybody watched in disbelief as Mokuba scorfed the entire batch of cookies. When he had finished he burped, and with that he fell asleep. Seeing this, Isis yawned. Everyone turned to face her.

"Um, is there any place where I can sleep? I didn't get much in the truck with Marik and his insane driving." She yawned again. Picking up Mokuba, Seto grunted.

"Follow me." He walked out of the room with Isis close on his heels. Marik smirked after them.

"Well, if you don't mind, I want to see what else is in this house. I might want to try some things out to see how they work." He smirked again and disappeared out of sight beyond the door, going the opposite way of Seto and Isis.

"It could be a while before we see any of them again," Yami sighed and leaned back in his chair. His rest was interrupted by the doorbell.

"We might as well get it. I don't Seto's going to and I didn't see a butler," Malik said.

"Well, then, you get it. I'm not getting up. I've had a hard enough day as it is."

"Fine. Lazy butt." Malik got up and walked down the hall as the doorbell chimed again. Yami heard the door open and a large scream.

"Yami! We found you! I was so worried! I'm so glad you're safe!" came Yuugi's high pitched squeal. Malik walked back to the lounge with Yuugi hanging off his waist and everyone else following him. Everyone else included Jou, Anzu, Honda, Ryou and Bakura.

"Yami, help me. I have no idea how to explain things," Malik whined.

"Hrmm, I don't know. I don't want to."

"Hang on a second, what on earth is going on here? Why did you call him Yami?" Bakura asked, and then smirked, having figured it out. "You're stuck aren't you? Oh well, not my problem."

"Bakura! You jack ass! You know how to get us normal again, don't you?" Yami asked back.

"Hmm, normal? You were never normal to start with," Bakura replied, laughing with amusement as he watched Yami try to make an insult out of Bakura's. He finally gave up.

"How did everyone get in here?" Seto asked, after just returning to the room.

"It's a long story," Yuugi began.

"That's ok, I have time," Seto interrupted.

"Fine. About 20 hours ago Yami decided to have some coffee. He jumped out of my room's window and disappeared. He was on the news..."

"I was? I didn't know about that. And I did not have any coffee. 20 hours ago I was on a plane from Egypt. How I got to Egypt, I have no idea." Yami retorted. Malik began to shuffle his feet.

"I didn't know this body would react to coffee. I swear I didn't do it on purpose," Malik confessed.

"Ok, I'm confused. Someone please explain things to me before I continue," Yuugi pleaded.

"No, I think you'll understand it better after you finish the story," Seto replied.

"Well, alright. As I was saying, he was on the news and we went out to look for him. We couldn't find him, so we came here to see if Seto had any tracking devices we could possibly use. There, I'm done. Now start the explaining," Yuugi finished.

"To put it in the simplest context possible, me and Malik switched bodies," Yami said bluntly.

"Kinda like Freaky Friday. You understand?" Malik finished. Yuugi just looked stunned. The awkward silence stretched for a few minutes before Ryou broke it.

"I don't mean to interrupt, but has anyone seen Bakura? He was here, but now he's not."

Ryou was answered by a loud explosion that came from somewhere else in the house. It came from the direction Marik had gone at the beginning.

"Uh, I think he and Marik found my chemical lab," Seto moaned.

"Chemicals?" Malik and Yami said in unison. Seto caught the tension that was coming from the two.

"Damn."

Seto, Yami and Malik raced from the room at top speed with everyone else close behind. The three got the lab just in time to see Marik hiding under a desk and Bakura about to pour one chemical into another. Not really thinking, they piled into the room as a second explosion went off. Seto, Yami, Malik and Bakura were all thrown back and knocked unconscious.

~*~ When Yami came to, he found that he had left Malik's body. Fireworks went off in his mind. He reached out to talk to Yuugi, but found that something was wrong. He had left Malik's body, but he hadn't returned to his.

~Owari~

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Dias: Before anyone decides to flame me, there will be a sequel. But instead of typing and posting, I'm going to type the entire thing before I post it. So it could be a while before it's up. But I will post it.

Dark Dias: When she say's a long time, she means a long time. Especially with the witch teacher giving her essays on impossible subjects.

Dias: Shut up. Anyway, review and tell me what you want to happen in the sequel. And I need a good name for it. Arigato!