Note: The real title is… Explanations for Weirdo Things Happening in the Muggle World When You've Been Sucked Through A Wormhole
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
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Lapbobs, Maptrops and Wormholes
Hermione sat in front of her new laptop while Ron stared at it like very bad modern art. Ron and Harry had come to visit Hermione for the summer. Dumbledore had thought it best if Harry went there for summer as Hermione's family just moved and of coarse Ron came too. Suddenly Ron jumped when he saw the screen light up and a soft humming filled the room. Harry and Hermione laughed. As they were raised by muggles they knew perfectly well that some things could work for themselves without magic. Ron gazed in awe as Hermione pressed a button and a slot came out. She then inserted a compact disk in. A box popped up on the screen and Ron gave out a short gasp. He nearly fainted when music started blaring out of the hidden speakers. This nearly brought Harry to tears of laughter. Ron said amazed "What else can this Lapbob thing do?"
"Laptop, Ron." Hermione replied " You haven't seen the best part yet." Suddenly a sound filled the air and Ron yelled over it
" What the heck is that thing sacrificing?" For indeed it sounded like a dying animal. When it stopped Hermione said
"It's not sacrificing anything but logging on. Were going on the Internet. You should see what this has about witches and wizards." She typed in "Witchcraft, Wizardry" In a little slot that appeared on the screen.
"144,789,934 results found" Showed up on the screen. She clicked on one that said "Witches- Everything you want to know. Pics, Stories, Facts…" They read the links on the home page
Encounters
Pics
Facts & Fiction
F.A.Q.
Chat
"Wow" said Ron. Harry said,
"Lets see them all and see how phony they are."
Under "Encounters" the three laughed as people claimed that they had come across everything from brooms to reenactments of the Wizard of Oz. Nothing exciting happened until they came to the chat room. Hermione signed them on calling them "coven1342" after a brief explanation of why they should not use there names they started chatting. Harry said they should chat with someone named otherworld45.
-coven1342 [HI]
otherworld45 [I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.]-
All three stared at the message on the screen.
-coven1342 [EXCUSE ME]
otherworld45 [COME TO www.otherworld45.blah]
(A/N is not a real web site and if it is we don't know about it)
-coven1342 [WHY?]
otherworld45 [I'LL BE THERE]
The screen disappeared.
"That is what you call freaky." Said Ron.
"Er, should we go?" asked Harry. His question was answered when a voice came from downstairs
"Get off line for today, I need to make a call!" Hermione yelled back
"Okay!" then said to the other two "I guess we can't now. About 12 o'clock come back in here and we'll go back on line."
Ron said, "I don't care if it won't work on the Maptrop but I'm bringing my wand."
***
"SCREECHHH ER SEEEEEEEI BZZZZZZ"
It was midnight and the three were logging onto www.otherworld45.blah. When the web site showed up a link appeared "STORY/PORTAL".
"Well here goes nothing." Said Hermione wand out, clicking the mouse. The story showed up on the screen
"Physicists believe that many other worlds exist but in different dimensions. Like L'Engle's book, A Wrinkle In Time wrinkles in the forth dimension or time would be said to transport objects to other worlds." (A/N This is officially a load of crudmuffins.)
Just then they heard a muffled gasp from Ron who just realized when the room was filled with gray mist. When they turned around the screen could no longer be seen. They heard Harry through the mist
"Gee, I didn't know you had grass in your house." The now slightly hysterical Hermione said
"0f course I don't you dolt." They fought through the mist and finally came out.
***
Surprisingly enough the were at-
"Hogwarts" said Harry awed "But it doesn't look right. Where's the Whomping Willow?"
Hermione looked around
" I bet that other article was true and otherworld45 is from this world but all he knew was we were different. You know 'I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.'" Whispered Hermione.
"Well we just can't stand here." Said Ron " Let's go inside."
They came to the doors and knocked.
"No ones going to hear us. It's the middle of the night." Snapped Hermione. When suddenly they heard someone
"Well, well, well, look what the Internet dragged in."
***
Ron, Harry and Hermione had the same idea
"Lumos" they whispered taking out there wands.
A young girl screamed and backed away. She thought I thought I'd be bringing people in through the hole, not demons.
"Get yourself together." Said Ron
"You're at Hogwarts, you've seen magic before."
The girl stuttered
"M-m-magic? And H-Hogwarts? This I-is Ch-charles Bach Ac-academy for the Technologically G-g-gifted."
Harry yelled
"WHAT?" Hermione fainted and even Ron's freckles went pale. The girl said
" Are y-you coven1342? 'Cause I made the hole you came through. But I didn't want demons." Hermione recovered and said
"What is your name and how old are you?"
"Hanna Gabrielle Johnson age 8."replied the girl. Hermione sighed and said soothingly
"Hanna have you heard stories about witches or wizards?"
"Yes."
"Well we are witch and wizards."
The girl actually laughed and said
"You expect me to believe that! You probably just have voice activated flashlights or something like that." Ron said
"Ropus Bindis" and ropes sprang out of his wand and wrapped them around Hanna. Hermione whispered
"Azuerus Hearin" and Hanna's ears turned blue. Harry whispered
"Fine Incantatum" and the spells ended. Hanna yelled out a bloodcurdling scream, which sent chills down everyone's back. A teacher came running out and saw three people and one of her more brilliant students on the lawn with thin flashlights. Hanna was still screaming until the teacher slapped her. She turned to the strangers
"Who are you? This place has a 12-foot tall pure barbwire fence around it. None can get in or out." Harry Hermione and Ron looked at each other. Hermione spoke up first
"We found a cut in the wire and crawled through because we were lost and had no place to go." The teacher eyed them suspiciously but said,
"Since Hanna here was kind enough to wake us all up you will sleep with her until we can find your company." Then she flinched as if she was a dissatisfied Queen of the world. Hanna then burst out
"But Miss Snape!" Then it was Harry, Hermione and Ron's turn to scream.