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Miss Slimygitsdaughter
(A/N: for all you dense people out there, this is Severus Snape's daughter.)
Miss Snape snapped at them "Get a hold of yourselves! You are worse than scum at the bottom of a pond!" Ron whispered to Harry
"Apparently she inherited Snape's dislike of you too." This made Harry laugh and caused Miss Snape to mutter to Hanna.
"Moody teenagers, never become one."
***
"Hanna, how are you separated into dormitories?" Harry asked. Hanna replied "Well by skill. Depending on how smart you are you will be put into your house. So in my house are people like Minerva, Al, Sprout and their gang."
"What kind of gang?" Hermione asked.
"Oh," said Hanna "they all ride motor cycles after school."
"Miss Slimygitsdaughter lets them do that?" Ron asked, for though he was pure blood most wizards knew about motor cycles. Hanna replied
"Only 'cause they're seniors."
The common room was nice but nothing like too fluffy armchairs and tapestries at Hogwarts.
"You go up there to the guest dorms. "Hanna informed them.
***
Up in the dorms Harry, Ron and Hermione wondered what in the heck they were going to do.
"Look on the bright side," said Ron "You-Know-Who can't get Harry here."
"But Ron bright side or no we need to get back to Hogwarts." Assessed Hermione. Ron looked unsure. "
Well fine Ron I guess you'll just have to like under the over large nose of Ms. Slimygitsdauter." Ron replied with a
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! When do we leave?"
***
Hanna met the in the morning
"Hi don't curse me but Ms. Snape is gonna give you a placement test but you'll stay in this dorm, come on!"
In the office of "Professor Nacrissa S. Snape" they were given a lecture of
what it is to be in a "geek nut house" as Ron put it.
"You are privileged to be a part of Charles Bach Academy for the Technology Gifted. We go on frequent field trips and you are lucky too be here in time for this next one to my fathers funeral, (Maybe this is a nut hut thought Hermione) we will leave tomorrow. I will arrange for black clothes to be sent up. But before you can go you must take a placement test. You can start now." Ron looked at the paper in front of him.
Question 1) What is a RAM?
That's easy, thought Ron as he wrote down a goat, this test will be a synch.
***
Harry looked at his paper
"83% not bad." He said. Hermione smiled smugly as she looked at her 100% test. Ron sulked in the corner
"But Rams are in the goat family," he said, "Why did I only get a 14%?"
It would have been a wonderful funeral (If Snape's in it of course it's a wonderful funeral) but it was cut short by some very unexpected surprises. At the funeral all students went to the coffin to pay their respects. Ron poked Snape on the chest but got quite a surprise when all of a sudden Snape sat up and yelled
"50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR FOR DISTURBING MY REST"
"Are dead people supposed to do that?" Ron asked as everyone ran out of the building screaming their heads off. Hermione said
"Hmmm… I thought dead people couldn't breathe… How did he talk?"
"Maybe it has something to do with being a slimy git," Harry said holding back a snicker.
Just then the National Enquirer ran in and said
"Get out! You kids are in the middle of our top story" Harry, Ron and Hermione ran to join the other kids.
***
" You know maybe all of our teachers are just older or younger" Hermione said when they got on the bus. Just then the bus picked up a hitchhiker. She sat down next to Harry. "
How's your karma?" she asked in a cheesy mysterious that was all too familiar. She went on
"You know dears I sense death around you. It ever moves closer- LOOK AT THAT OMEN" The hippie was nearly hysterical now and was thrown off the bus.
"Was that?"
"No"
"It couldn't be"
"Let's just drop it," said Hermione in an unusually high yet serious tone.
***
A week later Miss Snape announced that they would be making another field trip to the circus. Hermione thought that this was a waste of learning time but because Ron and Harry were going she came too
"Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and Girls Welcome to the second greatest show on earth! Stupid Barnum and Bailey. What…. I left my mike on. Oh @%$!." The ringmaster ran off with a beet red face.
"I'll bet you five sickles that this wont be as fun as the Quiditch World Cup" Ron whispered to Harry. Miss Snape glared at them.
The show was going along fine till the tight rope act.
"Introducing the amazing midget duo Flitwick and Fanchino!"
The trio of friends stared at each other in disbelief as Flitwick fell of the rope after seeing them.
"This is way too weird," Ron said
"There must be an explanation in a book somewhere. Maybe in Explanations for Weirdo Things Happening in the Muggle World After Being Sucked Through a Wormhole" Hermione said
"For once in your life get your nose out of a book and think about this logically" Harry said " We are seeing all of our teachers at different ages and we need to do something about it"
"Thank you for coming to our show. You may leave through the slits in the tent courtesy of the local vandalism gang," the ringmaster said in a slightly cheesy voice
"Well that was interesting" Miss Snape was saying as the loaded the bus "I do hope that the poor guy who fell of the tight rope is O.K."
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