(A/N can't you see we love Enchanted Forest books.)
Al and Hermione sat at the edge of the lake. The moon was full in the sky. It was a blue moon. Like what Al called her his "Little Blue Moon". She sighed, love was a beautiful thing. Hermione thought she heard some rustling in the brush but chose to ignore it.
"Hermione:"
"Yes Al."
"Do you think our age difference is a problem."
"No the only problem with this world is that we didn't meet sooner."
Al didn't get to reply sweetly because the rustling became a huge CRASH. Hermione started screaming as Al jumped in front of her to protect her from a huge wolf. Hermione started to reach for her wand as it came charging straight at them. Not just any wolf but a werewolf. And a werewolf she would recognize anywhere
"Al!" she screamed, "Get on the bike fast!"
Al turned the key but the engine wouldn't turn over.
"Al! It's getting closer"
The engine revved.
But by the time the motor was going, it was to late.
Lupin had bit Al. (A/N Insert creepy music here)
***
Hermione ran up to Minerva's dormitory because Harry and Ron were playing Xbox with Sprout and Minerva. Hermione dashed into the dorm and said "Harry, Ron it was Lupin! He got Al!"
"Oh no" Harry and Ron said at the same time.
"Lets get back to our dorms so we can uhhm… brew something up for that." Said Ron. Al looked around wondering what was going on
"Uh I can just go to the infirmary."
"No you can't" said Harry, Ron and Hermione. "We'll explain when we're up there."
Up in their dormitories Harry transfigured a rock in to a cauldron when the three muggles weren't looking.
"This is called the Wolfsene Potion." Said Ron.
"Potion?" asked Sprout. There was no answer. Hermione, Ron and Harry talked quietly in the corner.
"Hermione why were you out with Al?" asked Harry. Hermione blushed
"We were out on a date."
Ron gasped "You are going out with our 150 year old HEADMASTER!"
"Well he's really cute and nice and smart. But never mind that, Normally the Wolfene potion would hold off the need for a cure for a year but since we're using transfigured ingredients it will only hold it off for a month!"
"Who cares? WHO CARES! 150 years old Hermione" Ron Screamed
"ONE MONTH" Hermione screamed back.
"What's in one month?" asked Sprout. Harry, Ron and Hermione exchanged nervous glances.
"Who tells?" said Ron. More silence.
"WELL SOMEONE TELL!" said Minerva
"Oh all right" sigh, "Harry will tell," said Hermione
"WHAT!" yelled Harry.
"Some one talk or they're gonna get pounded" said all 98 pounds of Sprout. "Fine, I'll tell, I got us into this mess" said Hermione. "You see all of us are witches and wizards" said Hermione without breathing "and we got sucked into this dimension and our old teachers are appearing different ages and you are our herbology, transfiguration and our headmaster and Al just got bit by our former Defense against the Dark Arts teacher who also is a werewolf and we have one month to get you to Hogwarts in our dimension before Al turns into a werewolf."
"Okay you're not telling, put up your dukes" and Sprout started to jump on Harry. But before Sprout could jump on him, Harry pulled out his wand and yelled "Impedimenta".
Sprout froze instantly. Al fainted and Minerva yelled,
"What choo do to my homie?" "Impediment Hex, she'll be fine in about 5 seconds." Said Hermione. Sprout suddenly started jumping and screaming at the top of her lungs, which woke up Al.
"Any one else know?" asked Al.
"Hanna does, she sent us here by accident." Said Harry.
Minerva was out the door and back with Hanna before Harry finished the sentence. Minerva sat Hanna under the desk light and said,
"Talk".
"Wha?" asked Hanna.
"You know what I'm talking about. What the heck were you doing making a wormhole and how the heck did you find out? The only person I know of that can do it is Gill Bates. So TALK!" said Minerva.
"O.K." said Hanna tearfully "I was tinkering with my laptop and I ended up on www.otherworld45.blah. I went into the properties and did something and made a portal."
"YOU DON"T REMEMBER HOW!" yelled everyone.
"Get out of here you useless brat." yelled Sprout once again putting up her dukes. Hanna ran.
The next day they met in their dorms again.
"So your saying in a month Al is gonna turn into a monster?" asked Minerva.
"Oh, thanks." Said Al.
"Minerva's right. Yo gonna be a regular freak show. The National Enqui-" SMACK, Al hit Sprout with all his 135 pounds.
"No this is serious, do you know how dangerous werewolves are? In the village next to our school a house was torn to pieces by a werewolf." Said Hermione. Minerva jumped up and got her cross.
"Stop that" said Harry "We have a month to fix this and besides werewolves are nice when there not werewolves."
"Okay, Okay this sucks," said Al "and I'm not gonna live like this. Since I need to get back to Harry, Ron and Hermione's world we need to go see Gill Bates."
"WHAT!" said Minerva "That's in Vedmond, which is in Washington, which is in the USA, which is in North America, which is in the Western Hemisphere. May I mention we are somewhere in Scotland, which is in Europe, which is in the EASTERN HEMISHPERE. May I also mention that there is an 8-hour time diff-"
"SHUT UP!" yelled everyone.
"Al's right. I'm game." Said Ron.
"Ditto" said Sprout, Harry, and Hermione battering her eyelashes.
"Oh all right." said Minerva.
" 'K meet at the garage at midnight with all your stuff packed."
At the garage they loaded all of the stuff on Sprout's bike. Harry got on the back of Minerva's bike and Hermione was on Al's. Much to Ron's displeasure he was stuck in the sidecar.
"Why me." Muttered Ron to himself. "
"Lets go." Said Al. 3 engines revved up. (A/N Insert Born to be Wild here. If you don't know this song, we pity you) Guards started chasing after them. "Impedimenta" Harry, Ron and Hermione yelled pointing their wands at the guards.
"You know" said Al "I'm never gonna get used to that magic girlfriend'."
(A/N picture them riding off into the sunrise).
***
"How are we going to get on the plane?" asked Sprout
"Yo forgetting we have new homies now." Said Minerva. The 3 muggles turned to the wizards and smiled.
"Uhmmm… Harry you don't have your invisibility cloak now. So… How are we going to get on the plane?" asked Ron. "I think I have an idea." Said Harry with a mischievous grin.