A/N: I wrote this in inspiration of my own little fish in my section.
well, and remembering back to my own freshman year. Things I'd wish I'd
known back then. Enjoy! Oh yeah, these are in no particular order.
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A Fish's Guide to Surviving Marching Band (and other helpful info)
1. NEVER try to correct a senior.
2. Don't argue with anyone bigger than you.
3. Beware of the trash cans.
4. DON'T BE A MORAN, unless you want to be made fun of for the next four years.
5. You may think other band members are stupid, but don't worry, you'll join them soon.
6. Don't try to act cool or else you'll look stupid (see # 5).
7. NEVER EVER chew gum; your life depends on it.
8. Trombones players are the most perverted and sick-minded people you'll ever meet.
9. Percussionists are next after the trombones players.
10. Don't argue with your section leader (especially if they're female, they go for blood).
11. Never be late for early morning rehearsals.
12. ALWAYS be early; NEVER be late.
13. You will get to know each other even if you didn't want to.
14. Don't be discouraged because your class is the last to be called to the buses... your time will come.
15. Don't EVER touch an upper-classman's boyfriend/girlfriend if you want to see the light of the next day.
16. Bow to the Seniors!
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Well, that's all I can think of for now. Please review! Have suggestions for surviving? Put them in a review. Bye!
~DBZsista
*~*~*~*~*~*
A Fish's Guide to Surviving Marching Band (and other helpful info)
1. NEVER try to correct a senior.
2. Don't argue with anyone bigger than you.
3. Beware of the trash cans.
4. DON'T BE A MORAN, unless you want to be made fun of for the next four years.
5. You may think other band members are stupid, but don't worry, you'll join them soon.
6. Don't try to act cool or else you'll look stupid (see # 5).
7. NEVER EVER chew gum; your life depends on it.
8. Trombones players are the most perverted and sick-minded people you'll ever meet.
9. Percussionists are next after the trombones players.
10. Don't argue with your section leader (especially if they're female, they go for blood).
11. Never be late for early morning rehearsals.
12. ALWAYS be early; NEVER be late.
13. You will get to know each other even if you didn't want to.
14. Don't be discouraged because your class is the last to be called to the buses... your time will come.
15. Don't EVER touch an upper-classman's boyfriend/girlfriend if you want to see the light of the next day.
16. Bow to the Seniors!
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Well, that's all I can think of for now. Please review! Have suggestions for surviving? Put them in a review. Bye!
~DBZsista