The House That Albus Built & other nursery rhymes

by MadPiper

Funny take on the Nursery Rhyme the House that Jack built and other nursery rhymes. Yes we're a bit wacky but it's fun. Please review if you want to see more.

2. Nursery Rhyme 2

Yet even more fractured nursery rhymes! We don't own anything but our own insanity. If we get reviews more nursery rhymes to follow. Just imagine how we could mutilate Hickory Dickory Dock, or Winken Blinken and Nod.

Ron's bedtime mantra to 1st years

Transfiguration is vexation,

Divination is as bad;

The rule of Charms perplexes me,

And Potions drives me mad.

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The actual Nursery Rhyme is:

Multiplication is vexation,

Division is as bad;

The Rule of Three perplexes me,

And fractions drive me mad.