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Crazy (yes she was in the last chapter)

Tod the Six Inch Super Mime

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Chapter 3

The Glorious Town of Redmond

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"Ahh, the glorious town of Redmond."

"Finally we are here."

"O.K. All we need to do now is find a way to get in and actually talk to Mr. Bates himself." said Hermione

"Well that shouldn't be too hard seeing as how we have snuck out of school, snuck on plane, and avoided all of the government agencies across the nation. Not to mention how far we traveled. Let's see, America is about 3000 miles wide and the whole Atlantic Ocean, so, a lot of miles." said Al " And if I don't get a cure I'm not going to be happy."

"Don't worry, I'm sure that our new homies can get in some how with their sticks." said Minerva referring to their wands.

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"Are you sure divilary people were these kind of clothes? Because, if I had to wear those as a uniform I might turn down the job." said Ron holding up a U.P.S. uniform in disgust.

"For the last time Ron it's delivery, not divilary. And would you rather go as a hamster?" said Hermione as she pulled the uniform on.

"Hey Harry, I'm kinda confused about this whole sneaking in thing." said Lily "Can you run over the plan again?"

"O.K. Hermione and Ron are going to carry the big box over to the gate where the security guard is. Then Ron is going to pull his infamous cramp act."

"I really think if I wasn't a wizard I would make it in Hollywood." interrupted Ron "Watch this. AAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO my aching leg. Help me AEEEEEEEEEHHHH-"

"O.K., O.K. we get the point. So as Ron does his act I will unlock the gate so we can get in. Once we're in side and hidden behind that bush I will give Ron the signal then he will miraculously recover and they will join us inside. Then after we all get inside Hermione will use her 4-point spell."

Their plan went off without a hitch except that the guard  was still skeptical of Ron's health and was threatening to call a doctor at his sudden recovery.

As they got close to Gill Bates office where he was working, they saw FBI agents walking around.

"You!" cried Harry

"Uhh... Hey. Boss, is that them?" asked Petigrew stupidly.

"Yes you knot-head. After them!" shouted Riddle.

Just then (for the purpose of this story) a huge crowd rushed by to see the unveiling of the latest Windows program.

"You won't escape for long!" yelled Riddle as he was swept away by a tidal wave of people.

"Oh great," sighed Hermione "not only has the FBI found us, but their agents have to be Wormtail and Riddle. And I think I saw the Dursleys in that crowd."

"Quick Hermione. Find Gill Bates. That way we can seal off the room." Harry said.

"Will somebody tell us what's going on? Who is this Worm guy and what's a riddle got to do with it?" Said Al.

"Just hurry in here." said Ron pushing Al, Minerva, Lily, and Sprout in to a huge room with Gill Bates inside.

"Excuse me can I help you find your way back to your tour group?" Asked Gill Bates as he watched a small group of people file in. He had already had to escort a girl who was named Insane for a reason.

"Harry do the Alohomora charm backwards and say "Aromohola" instead." said the always-brilliant Hermione. Harry locked all the doors and windows.

"Oh my goodness!" What kind of freaks are you?" shouted Gill Bates

"Hey!" Minerva shouted back, "Only three of my homies are the "freaks" yo are referring to, and they aren't freaks! They happen to be wizards and a witch who need yo help."

"Lets start from the beginning. Because I explained last time, someone else talk." said Hermione.

"I'll do it" Harry said, and he started to tell the whole story that you just read and about Tom Riddle and Peter Petigrew.

"So that's why we are here. Can you help us?"

"I think I might be able to, even though I haven't created a wormhole for years. I might be able to pull it off. You just have to promise not to tell any one who did it for you."

"Deal" they all said

"Just one question. Will we be able to get back?"

"You should. If I do it right." he said as he logged on to otherworld45.blah

Just then they herd a huge crash.