Dum Dum Dum Dum Da Dum Daaaa! HERE IT IS THE SAMPLE CHAPTER FOR THE SEQUEL! Explanations for the Wizarding World When the Richest Man in His World is Sucked Through a Wormhole! Enjoy!
Gill looked around. He had a feeling he wasn't in Redmond any more. He saw a mansion in the distance. Girls and boys in pale blue robes came out. He walked up to a boy.
"Um, sir where am I?" asked Gill
"Duh, vous etes en France. Ou ayes-vous ete perdent?" he replied.
Oh great, thought Gill, now I'm in France with no way to talk to anyone.
"Do you have a Computer, a com-pu-ter?" said Gill waving his arms and speaking loudly
"Ordinateur?" Asked the boy.
Gill hit himself on the head. This was going to be a long day.
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Hermione and the rest of the gang were to be back in school today. They had rarely been seen over the weekend. Lily, Al, Sprout, Minerva, Ron and Harry were all there to help Hermione to classes. Madam Pomphry, unfortunately, had no experience in treating gunshot wounds, so Hermione had to be treated the muggle way, with stitches and a cast. "How's it feeling Hermione?" asked Al, Hermione's boyfriend.
"Good." She said going pink. Sprout rolled her eyes
"Girls." She muttered.
"Homie," said Minerva "in case you forgot, you are a girl."
Harry glanced at Lilly "Wonder what the teachers are going to say about her and what about the Durslys!" every one laughed as they thought about Aunt Petunia, who Harry had described in detail.
They were helping Hermione down the stairs (going down stairs in crutches is hard. One would think that they could conjure up a magical wheel chair capable of going down stairs without bumping the person. ) When Professor Flitwick came up the stairs. He screamed when he saw Lilly and rolled down the stairs. Lilly walked to him and woke him up by slapping him on the cheek.
"But- but your dead!" he said. Professor Flitwick's yell had attracted many people, including Professor Sprout.
"My dear man!" she said, "Get a hold of your self!" He then looked at Sprout and Professor Sprout.
"Ahhhh! She's you and you're her!" he yelled.
"We know." Said Professor Sprout and little Sprout.
"I think we should clue Professor Flitwick in.," said Ron.
They didn't meet any one else until the great hall.
"Okay," said Ron nervously. "Lets go." They walked in and the room fell silent.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeek! -" Thunk! People stared at the site of Snape dead and sang in unison "Ding dong the git is dead. Which old git? The slimy git. Ding Dong the slimy git is dead." (A/N just kidding. We wish. So where were we? Oh yeah) they walked into the great hall and the only thing that wasn't normal was that Snape's hair was a mesmerizing shade of pale blonde. (A/N during the summer he had mixed peroxide with his shampoo that happened to be labeled "Black & Greasy")
"C'mon." said Ron and they lead the strangers to the Gryffendor table. Fred and George looked up at Ron and shouted,
"You're alive!" They yelled while putting Ron in a headlock. Ginny came running up to Ron. Tears blinding her, she ran into the wall. She ran back and hit Ron this time. "You're alive! Everyone thought You-Know-Who got you!"
"Ginny! Fred, George! I'm okay!" he said through the crook of Fred's arm. (Who by the way needed a stronger deodorant.)
"Who are they?" Al asked Hermione quietly.
"That's Ron's sister Ginny, and his brothers Fred and George." She replied.
"How do you tell the difference?" asked Sprout.
"Skills." Said Hermione. Fred and George finally noticed other people. "Who are they?" they asked.
Harry replied. "This is Al, Minerva, Lilly and Sprout. Guys this is Fred and George. That is Ginny. They are Ron's siblings."
"Pleased to meet you." Said Al
"Hi." Said Lilly
"Was sup?" said Sprout
"Howdy." Said Minerva
Just then Fred went "Oh, great it's the ferret." Draco came drawling up.
"Shame, shame, I hoped you were dead. I guess the tooth fairy didn't grant my wish."
"Tooth fairy?" said Ron sniggering.
"Yeah, I lost one and she came and picked up my tooth and left me a magic penny with pixy dust." Replied Draco. Minerva outright laughing said
"I hate the break it the yo' but the tooth fairy ain't real." Draco ran away saying "Mommy lied to me!"
