Author's notes; Fook. TT I've had this written for a good long time with Becky's help, but I just never got around to actually posting it. Hell, it was done on the 4th of July… Again, fook. But anyway, LOTR parody of the song Yankee Doodle. Kinda. The timing is bad, but I don't really give a flying hoot.
Disclaimer; Do not own LOTR, nor the song Yankee Doodle.
Merry had a little pint
He drank it down real fast
Pippin laughed and Frodo sighed
They knew it couldn't last
When he'd downed the second one
I swear this, I'm no liar
In his mind he thought he was
The Princess of the Shire
(chorus)
Brandybuck, he is our Queen
Brandybuck is keen
Even though he is real short
We pledge our pints to thee!