DISCLAIMER: Although it may be very unfortunate I still do not own this MOTHER FUCKING show.

Ranma awoke a few hours later. He opened his eyes only to see darkness. He then turned over to feel something warm, he patted around till he found out it was a girl. He rubbed his forehead feeling a huge bump (where Akane hit him with the door). Still not knowing where he was, or who was next to him, he got up and felt around for a light switch. Finally after a few minutes of tripping over things he found it, flipped the switch, and what he saw made him almost run.

Shampoo was asleep on the bed. NAKED!! Ranma didn't remember how he got there, and didn't want to remember. As quick and as silent as he could, he opened the door, and crept down the darkened hallway, about halfway down the hall he saw a light he slowly crept toward it.

There was great (A/N old hag) grandmother! He thought about how he might get past her 'damn.the old hag has to be up now of all times, oh well...maybe her eyesight ain't what it used to be, and I can walk right past her' Ranma said to himself. He slowly peeked around the corner, and watched her make a cup of tea. He walked past her pretty quickly, just then he hears someone calling his name, he turns around to see you guessed it old hag (A/N hehehe).

She looks him over, and calmly says, "look down dear", so, he does, he doesn't notice anything different, 'I'm wearing clothes, so what could be wrong?' he thought to himself, "what am I looking for?" Ranma asked raising an eyebrow.

"Look at your hand dear," said great grandmother with a slight smile. He held out his hands, and it looked as though nothing were different. Then he noticed a small gold ring on his ring finger.

Looking at great (other A/N old hag) grandmother, Ranma yelled "HEY WHAT'S THE IDEA OF TRICKING ME LIKE THIS?" he took off the ring, and threw it on the floor. This is when Shampoo, whom Ranma had forgotten all about, made her entrance.

"What going on?" Shampoo said sitting in a big chair, yawning; still naked, which distracted Ranma, giving Great Grandmother a chance to knock him out; again.

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Okay, that's all you get until I get 5 reviews, and nothing bad because I KNOW THIS STORY SUX!