Disclaimer: If I owned any of this would I really be posting it on some website? No, I don't think so.
This fic has nothing to do with anything....
Spike: BUFFY! Sex time now?
Buffy: *kick* *punch* *beating* It's season 7, Stupid Spoon!
Spike:Spoon? What the fuck? Wait, is this a sex toy kind of spoon?
Buffy: Hentai! *smack*
Spike: What the bloody hell is going on?
Author: Wait wrong show....sorry. Pummel him, Slayer.
Bloody pulp that is left of Spike: What the hell was that for?!
Author: That was me. No one's rude to the author! Pummel him more!
Buffy: You mean me?
Author: Naahhhh. Willow? Could you go Evily Willow again for me?
Willow: Sure!
Willow makes randow sharp weapons fly at him.
Buffy pouts in corner.
Author: Okay. You can pummel him again, Buffy.
Buffy: YAY!
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Kennedy, Anya, and Spike have sex in a corner.
Why? They seemed to want to get some so badly through the whole season, I had to give them something.
A huge hole somehow opens up beneath them and swallows up everyone, except Anya, who gets up and goes and has more sex with Xander.
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Buffy gives un-inspirational, but intended to be moving speech.
Buffy: Power! blahblah Power! blahblah
Everyone: YOU ARE PISSING US OFF!
Large boot comes out of the sky and kicks Buffy's ass out of the house.
Spike: WAIT! I love you!
Runs after Buffy.
Buffy: Weren't you falling into a swirling abyss a little while ago?
Author: Oh yeah!
Hole reopens and swallows Spike again.
Back inside---
Faith: I'll take over with the power speeches now!
Everyone: Damn it!
Phoebe Halliwell raises hand.
Faith: Yes, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Um..why am I here? I'm not even on this show...
Author: Yeah, my fault again.
Cow falls from the sky and flattens Phoebe.
Buffy walks back in.
Buffy: Let's all drive to Canada.
Evelyn: What? That's not in season 7 at all!
Faith: Yeah! She's right! Hang on. No one named Evelyn was ever in anything having to do with Buffy! You just made her up!
Author: So what if I did?
Buffy: Hey, guys? Canada's waiting.
Everyone: Oh, yeah!
They all pile into a truck.
Buffy: Hey, Angel! What are you doing here?
Angel: I love you.
Angel and Buffy make out. Feeling left out, Xander and Anya, Andrew and Dawn, and, Faith and Robin Wood start to make out.
Willow: My girlfriend's in a swirling abyss. *pouts*
Tara miraculously comes back from the dead.
Tara: Hi, Baby.
Willow: Tara!
Tara and Willow make out.
Giles grumbles as he drives them all to Canada.
This fic has nothing to do with anything....
Spike: BUFFY! Sex time now?
Buffy: *kick* *punch* *beating* It's season 7, Stupid Spoon!
Spike:Spoon? What the fuck? Wait, is this a sex toy kind of spoon?
Buffy: Hentai! *smack*
Spike: What the bloody hell is going on?
Author: Wait wrong show....sorry. Pummel him, Slayer.
Bloody pulp that is left of Spike: What the hell was that for?!
Author: That was me. No one's rude to the author! Pummel him more!
Buffy: You mean me?
Author: Naahhhh. Willow? Could you go Evily Willow again for me?
Willow: Sure!
Willow makes randow sharp weapons fly at him.
Buffy pouts in corner.
Author: Okay. You can pummel him again, Buffy.
Buffy: YAY!
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Kennedy, Anya, and Spike have sex in a corner.
Why? They seemed to want to get some so badly through the whole season, I had to give them something.
A huge hole somehow opens up beneath them and swallows up everyone, except Anya, who gets up and goes and has more sex with Xander.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Buffy gives un-inspirational, but intended to be moving speech.
Buffy: Power! blahblah Power! blahblah
Everyone: YOU ARE PISSING US OFF!
Large boot comes out of the sky and kicks Buffy's ass out of the house.
Spike: WAIT! I love you!
Runs after Buffy.
Buffy: Weren't you falling into a swirling abyss a little while ago?
Author: Oh yeah!
Hole reopens and swallows Spike again.
Back inside---
Faith: I'll take over with the power speeches now!
Everyone: Damn it!
Phoebe Halliwell raises hand.
Faith: Yes, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Um..why am I here? I'm not even on this show...
Author: Yeah, my fault again.
Cow falls from the sky and flattens Phoebe.
Buffy walks back in.
Buffy: Let's all drive to Canada.
Evelyn: What? That's not in season 7 at all!
Faith: Yeah! She's right! Hang on. No one named Evelyn was ever in anything having to do with Buffy! You just made her up!
Author: So what if I did?
Buffy: Hey, guys? Canada's waiting.
Everyone: Oh, yeah!
They all pile into a truck.
Buffy: Hey, Angel! What are you doing here?
Angel: I love you.
Angel and Buffy make out. Feeling left out, Xander and Anya, Andrew and Dawn, and, Faith and Robin Wood start to make out.
Willow: My girlfriend's in a swirling abyss. *pouts*
Tara miraculously comes back from the dead.
Tara: Hi, Baby.
Willow: Tara!
Tara and Willow make out.
Giles grumbles as he drives them all to Canada.