Disclaimer:Hi!It's all mine!MINE!No really,if it was mine,do you think I'd

still be in Oklahoma?!-_-'

You're all hopeless.

(There's nothing wrong with Ok,it just gets too hot somethimes...^_^')

One day before our story starts

Ness:Aw come on,please?

Mewtwo:No.

Popo:It could be fun.

Mewtwo:No.

Y.Link:It's not fair that you can,and we can't!

Mewtwo:The answer is still no.

Popo:Do it for Nana?

Mewtwo:Why would I do that?I don't even know your sister.

Popo:Well....yea,but she has a horrible disease!And...and...

Ness:It's gonna kill her before long!

Y.Link:Give her one last happiness before she dies?

All::puppy dog eyes::She's always wanted to fly!

Mewtwo::takes small breath::No.::shuts door::

Ness:Damn.

Popo:You said it.

Y.Link:Hey!I know what we can do!::evil grin::

Present Day

Mewtwo::with an alcoholic drink::I feel funny...::sniff::

Ness::coughs::Oh...well that's just....uh-

Y.Link:That's supposed to happen!

Popo:Yea!

Mewtwo::sniff::Oh...::sniff::

Popo:Hey....Mewtwo?

Mewtwo::sniff::What?

Popo:do you think....thatyoucouldmakeusflynow?!

Mewtwo::blink::O.....k....

All:YAY!

Nana:Come on guys,I think he's drunk enough,quit giving him drinks.

Popo:Aw.come on sis.It's funny!Besides don't you want to fly?

Nana:Well...yea,but isn't that kinda like getting into a car with a drunk driver?

::silence::

Y.Link:Nah!I'm sure Mewtwo isn't THAT drunk!

::all look to Mewtwo::

Mewtwo:Wha?::sniff::

Ness::sweatdrop::Well....

Popo::turns to Y.Link::How many has he had?

Y.Link::cheerfully::That would be his 19th!

Nana:Holy crap!I think 5 would've been enough!

Ness:Well,we wanted to make sure he was blitzed out of his mind!

Nana:If he's blitzed out of his mind,how is he going to make you fly?

Y.Link:Holy shit she's right!

Nana:-_-'

Ness::panicking::Mewtwo,you do remember how to fly,right?

Mewtwo:Waddya mean?::sniff::

Ness:You remember how to make us fly,right?

Mewtwo::jumps up::Yes!::grabs Popo::This is how to fly!!!::chunks Popo out

the window::

Ness/Nana/Y.Link:O_O' AAAAAHHHHH!!!MEWTWO'S GONE MAD!

Mewtwo::blinks::No...wait thas not right...

Popo::frozen with fear::OO

Mewtwo:Oh snap!::brings Popo back with his powers thingies::

Popo::frozen stiff with fear::

Nana:Popo!Are you ok?

Popo:OO

Nana:o.O' Popo?

Ness:You killed him!

Mewtwo:Hide the body from the little people!They might eat him!::puts Popo in a

bag and holds it tightly,looking around paranoidly::They are everywhere....

All:o.O'

Y.Link:O...k...I think....you've had enough to drink,Mewtwo...::reaches for glass::

Mewtwo:No!This be the secret weapon!It will save Poop!

Popo:WHAT?MY NAME IS NOT POOP!IT'S POPO!PO-PO!

Mewtwo:Listen!Tis the little people....::sniff::

Ness:Um...Mewtwo?I think you should probably sit down or something-

Mewtwo:NEVER!::jumps out window::

All: o.O' 'O.o Uh...oh...::run to the window::

Mewtwo::flying away REALLY fast::THEY'LL NEVER EAT ME!::laughs maniacally::

All:Aw shit...-_-;

::Gasp::They cussed!

By the way...um...I don't even know if this is possible,but...hey it's funny!

o.O' I hope anyways...Oh and I don't know why I made him sniff all the time,it was

just something I put in there.Actually I just finished reading the Invisible Man

and he sniffed alot,and he also reminded me alot of Mewtwo..o.O'

Wierd...

Um...yea!so anyways.No flames please!But good reviews are...um...good!

Mewtwo:-_-' You're an idiot.

(Laughs stupidly)Oh ho!But this time YOU'RE the stupid one!For I have the

power!::points to head::

Mewtwo:Too bad it's empty.

^_^'Yep!

Mewtwo:-_-'

Hey wait a minute!