Emerald: OK, let's talk about this. *sprays lawyers w/ a hose* MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA! NOW do you think I own Yugioh?
Lawyers: @.@ Probably not. . .
Emerald: CORRECT!
=thinking=
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Emerald: WO HOO!!! 3 new reviews!! Thank you peoples!! And, Demon Angel? I like the way your mind works!! : )
Crystal: : SHE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU!!!
Emerald: : SHADDUP! *hits Crystal over the head w/ a phone book*
Crystal: @.@ That's gotta damage my brain cells. . .
Emerald: Like you had any to begin with. . .
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Emerald: Hello again, my LOYAL SUBJECTS!!
YGO characters: ???
Yami: Since when are we your loyal subjects?
Emerald: You always have been. . . you just didn't know. . . *shifts eyes*
Yugi: Riiiight. . .
Crystal: I'm so sick of this. . .
Yami: SO DO SOMETHING!!
Crystal: I do that, and she turns me into a Tea look-alike.
Yami: Youch. Yeah, I can see why you would hesitate.
Emerald: And now, today, for our next special guests, I'm going to bring Tea back from Outer Space. *claps*
Crystal: STOP STEALING MY CLAPPING THING!
Tea: *is back from outer space* PLEASE MR ALIEN! DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! O.O Huh? Oh, umm. . .HIIIII! ^^;
Emerald: : Don't flatter yourself, you're only here to be tortured more.
Tea: Ohhhhh, why couldn't that alien have eaten me??
DemonAngel: *appears* BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO TORTURE YOU! AGAIN! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
Tea: And you are. . .
DemonAngel: Your GREATEST dispiser!
Yami: *whispering* Umm, is that is a word?
DemonAngel: YES! Yes it is. . and if it isn't, then NOW IT IS! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
Demina DA's yami: -_-U She ate some candy before we left. . .
Crystal: -_-U That's what I thought. .
Alina: Well in any case, I hate Tea the most. AND I SAID 10 FEET! *sprays Tea w/ the hose*
Crystal: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE HOSES FROM????????
DemonAngel: Can I start now??
Emerald: Of course!!
DemonAngel: Prepare to DIE TEA!! : )
Emerald: DemonAngel. . .
DemonAngel: I mean. . BE TORTURED THEN DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
Emerald: ^^
Alina: *grumbles, while spraying Tea w/ the hose* She thinks SHE hates Tea the most?? I'll show her. . .
Tea: *while getting sprayed w/ water* HEY! I'M 13 FEET AWAY FROM YAMI!
Alina: : YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO YUGI! FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY!
Tea: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Emerald: Cuz you're so hatable.
Tea: ^^ Aww, thanks.
Emerald: *whacks Tea over the head* THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT!
Tea: Ouch. . .
Emerald: ^^ Moving on. . .
DemonAngel: Can I torture her now? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE??
Emerald: HEY! None of my friends who like torturing can say please!
DemonAngel: O.O Wait, I said please? What are you---*sees Demina w/ Marik's millenium rod* : Rrrrrr.
Demina: : ) Heh heh.
Crystal: T.T It's so chaotic! It's not fair. . .
Yami: : No, what's not fair is that I have to play hide-and-seek.
Emerald: Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!! I almost forgot! Thanks, Yami. Wait---I did NOT say thank you, so. . . Ah, screw it. TIME FOR HIDE-AND-SEEK!!!
All: *glare at Yami*
Emerald: Now, now, don't blame the Pharoah. . .blame him, Yugi, Bakura, and everyone else ^^
Alina: Do I have to play?
Emerald: Of course not!! Niether does DemonAngel, unless she wants to.
DemonAngel: When am I gonna torture Tea already?????
Emerald: You can do that while the other YGO characters are hiding ^^
DemonAngel: YES!! Finally!! :) Heh heh. Prepare to DIE TEA!! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
Tea: *gulp*
Alina: I will help you, DemonAngel. : ) AND TEA SHALL BURN IN HELL!
Tea: O.O You don't think I'm REALLY going to hell, do you??
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God: It's about time for her to die already. Jeez, I'm so sick of her friendship speeches. I mean, yeah, friendship is great and all, but I mean REALLY!
*phone rings*
God: Hello? Oh, hi Devil. Yeah, I'll be at the chess tournament. And is it alright if Tea stays in hell?
Devil: Why yeeeeeeeees, I've been wanting to TORTURE HER FOR ALL ETERNITY! See you at the chess tournament.
God: OK thanks. bye.
*phone rings again*
God: Hello? Hi, Doctor. Yes, I'll be coming in for my therapy this week. That girl I told you about. . .Tea? She'll be gone soon, but. . *crying* SHE'S JUST SO DAMN ANNOYING! *sniff* Yes, I know this is costing me 5.00 per minute. WAIT A MINUTE! CHEAPSKATE! I'M GOD! I DON'T HAVE TO----yes I DID have a very painful childhood! *sobbing*
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Emerald: Tsk tsk. You're even buggin the big man up there. : ) Well, for that DemonAngel and Alina will make you pay! The rest of you, go hide.
Yugi: Where are we supposed to hide??
Emerald: Have you not realized that this is a house??
Yugi: No I didn't ^^
Emerald: Well, now ya know. HIDE! NOW! ALL OF YOU!
YGO characters: *run off and hide*
DemonAngel: Heh heh. HELLO, Tea. . .
Alina: : )
Tea: Eeep.
Emerald: I'M COUNTING TO 10! 10! READY OR NOT HERE I COME!! : )
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Yugi: *whispers* Yami, where should we hide??
Yami: Ummm. . . .ummm. .how about. . ****IDEA**** In Crystal's room ^^
Yugi: All right, then let's go!
Yami: I have a better idea where YOU can hide. . .
Yugi: *stuffed in the dryer* I . . .can't. . . breathe. . .
Yami: *pokes air holes in the back of the dryer* ^^ There. Now you can. Now, even if she finds me, she'll never find you!
Yugi: Thanks. . . Yami. . . X.X
Yami: ^^ You're welcome. *runs into Crystal's room*
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Bakura: =Where can I hide. . . where can I hide. . . the lab!=
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Malik: =Too bad Marik is drunk. He's really good at hiding. . =*goes under Emerald's bed* =Wait a sec, is this Emerald's room?? Oh no. . . .if she finds me in here, I'll be dead!= *starts to get out*
Something with red eyes: *pulls Malik back under the bed*
Malik: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Joey: *in the kitchen* Well, there's no room for me next to the pretzals. . what about next to the milk? AHA! I'll go BEHIND the cookies, next to the tubberware, and WALA! *somehow squeezes himself in there O.o*
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Tristan: Aw man. . I stink at this game. . .*hides in a big wall safe, one of the kinds they have at banks in cartoons* ^^ Aw yeah! I'll win this thing for sure! Wait. What if I've hidden so good that no one finds me? ^^ AWESOME! Wait. If that happens, then HOW AM I GONNA GET OUTTA HERE??
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Mai: Hmmm, before I hide, I'd better put some lipstick on. And some foundation. And some eyeshadow. . .
Emerald: . . . HERE I COME!
Mai: Uh oh. I'd better hide!! *runs into the bathroom and hides behind the shower curtain* V.V; Aw crap, I'm doomed.
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Ryou: I have no idea where I'm going to hide. . .perhaps the basement? Nah, there are probably monsters down there. . .^^ I've got it! *hides in linen closet*
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Pegasus: Hmmm, where to hide. . . *sees a room with pink on the door* Hmmm. . *opens door* O.O **** ^^ **** I'm in love!! *The room has pink bunnies in it* *dives in a big pile of pink bunnies*
Pink Bunnies: *eyes glow* Destroy humans. . .
Pegasus: O.O ^^ Awwwwwww how cuuuuuuute!!
Pink bunnies: DESTROY all those named Pegasus. . .
Pegasus: ^^; Umm. . . uh oh?
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Duke: Serenity, do you want me to help you find a hiding spot?
Serenity: Sure ^^
Duke: OK. How about we both hide in the closet?
Serenity: All right. But if you try anything, I have pepper spray in my purse.
Duke: ^^; Why would I try anything?? =DAMN!=
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Mokuba: Where are we gonna hide, big brother?
Seto: How about in the garage?
Mokuba: ^^ Ok
*both go into the garage and duck behind the car*
Mokuba: Hey, do you think Crystal or Emerald know how to drive?
Seto: Well, if Crystal is 13, and Emerald is 3000+ years old. . . niether of them would be able to drive. .
Car: Exactly! I'm here for when they CAN drive! ^^
Mokuba/Seto: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Car: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Emerald: Lalalalaaaaaaaa! isn't this fun, Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah, sure. . just as long as you don't find Yami first. . or Yugi, or Mai, or Serenity, or Joey or Duke or Seto or Mokuba.
Emerald: What about the other people?
Crystal: Well, gee, Emerald, YOU try naming all of the YGO characters when you're just trying to prove a point.
Emerald: Whatever. Where should we check first?
Crystal: How about. . =let's see. . where would Yami least likely hide. . = AHA! How about we check in your room!!
Emerald: : You don't REALLY think someone went in there, do you?
Crystal: *shrug* Well, I know if someone where in my room, I would wanna get them outta there fast, but I mean, if you don't MIND that they're in there. . .
Emerald: TO MY ROOM WE SHALL GO!
*Both go to Emerald's room*
Emerald: ANYONE IN HERE??
Crystal: -_-U You're supposed to LOOK for them, Emerald,. Yelling for them is NOT gonna make anyone come out.
Malik: *runs out from under the bed* HELP ME!! HELPMEHELPMEHELPME! *out of breath* There's. . . something. . . under. . .there. . .
Emerald: *rolls eyes* Well, DUH! That's Yoko! He's my pet creation ^^
Malik: Creation??
Crystal: *sigh* She got a chemistry set for her birthday---well, actually she just stole it from a store--
Emerald: AND by mixing together the right ingrediants I made YOKO!! ^^
Malik: Yeah, well that thing is HIDEOUS!
Emerald: ^^ Thanks! And, by the way, since I found you first, I get to torture you!! ^^
Malik: O.O Ummm. . . *runs away*
Emerald: : HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Crystal: Uh oh. =That means YAMI could get tortured if Malik doesn't get back here. . . = USE YOUR AUTHORESS POWERS!
Emerald: Nah. I'll just torture the next one ^^
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Who will Emerald find next to torture? Will Malik be able to escape? And will Yugi suffocate in the dryer? Find out next chapter!!
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Emerald: AND REVIEW!!
Lawyers: @.@ Probably not. . .
Emerald: CORRECT!
=thinking=
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Emerald: WO HOO!!! 3 new reviews!! Thank you peoples!! And, Demon Angel? I like the way your mind works!! : )
Crystal: : SHE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU!!!
Emerald: : SHADDUP! *hits Crystal over the head w/ a phone book*
Crystal: @.@ That's gotta damage my brain cells. . .
Emerald: Like you had any to begin with. . .
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Emerald: Hello again, my LOYAL SUBJECTS!!
YGO characters: ???
Yami: Since when are we your loyal subjects?
Emerald: You always have been. . . you just didn't know. . . *shifts eyes*
Yugi: Riiiight. . .
Crystal: I'm so sick of this. . .
Yami: SO DO SOMETHING!!
Crystal: I do that, and she turns me into a Tea look-alike.
Yami: Youch. Yeah, I can see why you would hesitate.
Emerald: And now, today, for our next special guests, I'm going to bring Tea back from Outer Space. *claps*
Crystal: STOP STEALING MY CLAPPING THING!
Tea: *is back from outer space* PLEASE MR ALIEN! DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! O.O Huh? Oh, umm. . .HIIIII! ^^;
Emerald: : Don't flatter yourself, you're only here to be tortured more.
Tea: Ohhhhh, why couldn't that alien have eaten me??
DemonAngel: *appears* BECAUSE I HAVE YET TO TORTURE YOU! AGAIN! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
Tea: And you are. . .
DemonAngel: Your GREATEST dispiser!
Yami: *whispering* Umm, is that is a word?
DemonAngel: YES! Yes it is. . and if it isn't, then NOW IT IS! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
Demina DA's yami: -_-U She ate some candy before we left. . .
Crystal: -_-U That's what I thought. .
Alina: Well in any case, I hate Tea the most. AND I SAID 10 FEET! *sprays Tea w/ the hose*
Crystal: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE HOSES FROM????????
DemonAngel: Can I start now??
Emerald: Of course!!
DemonAngel: Prepare to DIE TEA!! : )
Emerald: DemonAngel. . .
DemonAngel: I mean. . BE TORTURED THEN DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
Emerald: ^^
Alina: *grumbles, while spraying Tea w/ the hose* She thinks SHE hates Tea the most?? I'll show her. . .
Tea: *while getting sprayed w/ water* HEY! I'M 13 FEET AWAY FROM YAMI!
Alina: : YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO YUGI! FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY!
Tea: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Emerald: Cuz you're so hatable.
Tea: ^^ Aww, thanks.
Emerald: *whacks Tea over the head* THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT!
Tea: Ouch. . .
Emerald: ^^ Moving on. . .
DemonAngel: Can I torture her now? PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE??
Emerald: HEY! None of my friends who like torturing can say please!
DemonAngel: O.O Wait, I said please? What are you---*sees Demina w/ Marik's millenium rod* : Rrrrrr.
Demina: : ) Heh heh.
Crystal: T.T It's so chaotic! It's not fair. . .
Yami: : No, what's not fair is that I have to play hide-and-seek.
Emerald: Oh yeeeeeeeeeah!! I almost forgot! Thanks, Yami. Wait---I did NOT say thank you, so. . . Ah, screw it. TIME FOR HIDE-AND-SEEK!!!
All: *glare at Yami*
Emerald: Now, now, don't blame the Pharoah. . .blame him, Yugi, Bakura, and everyone else ^^
Alina: Do I have to play?
Emerald: Of course not!! Niether does DemonAngel, unless she wants to.
DemonAngel: When am I gonna torture Tea already?????
Emerald: You can do that while the other YGO characters are hiding ^^
DemonAngel: YES!! Finally!! :) Heh heh. Prepare to DIE TEA!! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
Tea: *gulp*
Alina: I will help you, DemonAngel. : ) AND TEA SHALL BURN IN HELL!
Tea: O.O You don't think I'm REALLY going to hell, do you??
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God: It's about time for her to die already. Jeez, I'm so sick of her friendship speeches. I mean, yeah, friendship is great and all, but I mean REALLY!
*phone rings*
God: Hello? Oh, hi Devil. Yeah, I'll be at the chess tournament. And is it alright if Tea stays in hell?
Devil: Why yeeeeeeeees, I've been wanting to TORTURE HER FOR ALL ETERNITY! See you at the chess tournament.
God: OK thanks. bye.
*phone rings again*
God: Hello? Hi, Doctor. Yes, I'll be coming in for my therapy this week. That girl I told you about. . .Tea? She'll be gone soon, but. . *crying* SHE'S JUST SO DAMN ANNOYING! *sniff* Yes, I know this is costing me 5.00 per minute. WAIT A MINUTE! CHEAPSKATE! I'M GOD! I DON'T HAVE TO----yes I DID have a very painful childhood! *sobbing*
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Emerald: Tsk tsk. You're even buggin the big man up there. : ) Well, for that DemonAngel and Alina will make you pay! The rest of you, go hide.
Yugi: Where are we supposed to hide??
Emerald: Have you not realized that this is a house??
Yugi: No I didn't ^^
Emerald: Well, now ya know. HIDE! NOW! ALL OF YOU!
YGO characters: *run off and hide*
DemonAngel: Heh heh. HELLO, Tea. . .
Alina: : )
Tea: Eeep.
Emerald: I'M COUNTING TO 10! 10! READY OR NOT HERE I COME!! : )
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Yugi: *whispers* Yami, where should we hide??
Yami: Ummm. . . .ummm. .how about. . ****IDEA**** In Crystal's room ^^
Yugi: All right, then let's go!
Yami: I have a better idea where YOU can hide. . .
Yugi: *stuffed in the dryer* I . . .can't. . . breathe. . .
Yami: *pokes air holes in the back of the dryer* ^^ There. Now you can. Now, even if she finds me, she'll never find you!
Yugi: Thanks. . . Yami. . . X.X
Yami: ^^ You're welcome. *runs into Crystal's room*
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Bakura: =Where can I hide. . . where can I hide. . . the lab!=
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Malik: =Too bad Marik is drunk. He's really good at hiding. . =*goes under Emerald's bed* =Wait a sec, is this Emerald's room?? Oh no. . . .if she finds me in here, I'll be dead!= *starts to get out*
Something with red eyes: *pulls Malik back under the bed*
Malik: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Joey: *in the kitchen* Well, there's no room for me next to the pretzals. . what about next to the milk? AHA! I'll go BEHIND the cookies, next to the tubberware, and WALA! *somehow squeezes himself in there O.o*
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Tristan: Aw man. . I stink at this game. . .*hides in a big wall safe, one of the kinds they have at banks in cartoons* ^^ Aw yeah! I'll win this thing for sure! Wait. What if I've hidden so good that no one finds me? ^^ AWESOME! Wait. If that happens, then HOW AM I GONNA GET OUTTA HERE??
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Mai: Hmmm, before I hide, I'd better put some lipstick on. And some foundation. And some eyeshadow. . .
Emerald: . . . HERE I COME!
Mai: Uh oh. I'd better hide!! *runs into the bathroom and hides behind the shower curtain* V.V; Aw crap, I'm doomed.
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Ryou: I have no idea where I'm going to hide. . .perhaps the basement? Nah, there are probably monsters down there. . .^^ I've got it! *hides in linen closet*
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Pegasus: Hmmm, where to hide. . . *sees a room with pink on the door* Hmmm. . *opens door* O.O **** ^^ **** I'm in love!! *The room has pink bunnies in it* *dives in a big pile of pink bunnies*
Pink Bunnies: *eyes glow* Destroy humans. . .
Pegasus: O.O ^^ Awwwwwww how cuuuuuuute!!
Pink bunnies: DESTROY all those named Pegasus. . .
Pegasus: ^^; Umm. . . uh oh?
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Duke: Serenity, do you want me to help you find a hiding spot?
Serenity: Sure ^^
Duke: OK. How about we both hide in the closet?
Serenity: All right. But if you try anything, I have pepper spray in my purse.
Duke: ^^; Why would I try anything?? =DAMN!=
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Mokuba: Where are we gonna hide, big brother?
Seto: How about in the garage?
Mokuba: ^^ Ok
*both go into the garage and duck behind the car*
Mokuba: Hey, do you think Crystal or Emerald know how to drive?
Seto: Well, if Crystal is 13, and Emerald is 3000+ years old. . . niether of them would be able to drive. .
Car: Exactly! I'm here for when they CAN drive! ^^
Mokuba/Seto: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Car: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Emerald: Lalalalaaaaaaaa! isn't this fun, Crystal?
Crystal: Yeah, sure. . just as long as you don't find Yami first. . or Yugi, or Mai, or Serenity, or Joey or Duke or Seto or Mokuba.
Emerald: What about the other people?
Crystal: Well, gee, Emerald, YOU try naming all of the YGO characters when you're just trying to prove a point.
Emerald: Whatever. Where should we check first?
Crystal: How about. . =let's see. . where would Yami least likely hide. . = AHA! How about we check in your room!!
Emerald: : You don't REALLY think someone went in there, do you?
Crystal: *shrug* Well, I know if someone where in my room, I would wanna get them outta there fast, but I mean, if you don't MIND that they're in there. . .
Emerald: TO MY ROOM WE SHALL GO!
*Both go to Emerald's room*
Emerald: ANYONE IN HERE??
Crystal: -_-U You're supposed to LOOK for them, Emerald,. Yelling for them is NOT gonna make anyone come out.
Malik: *runs out from under the bed* HELP ME!! HELPMEHELPMEHELPME! *out of breath* There's. . . something. . . under. . .there. . .
Emerald: *rolls eyes* Well, DUH! That's Yoko! He's my pet creation ^^
Malik: Creation??
Crystal: *sigh* She got a chemistry set for her birthday---well, actually she just stole it from a store--
Emerald: AND by mixing together the right ingrediants I made YOKO!! ^^
Malik: Yeah, well that thing is HIDEOUS!
Emerald: ^^ Thanks! And, by the way, since I found you first, I get to torture you!! ^^
Malik: O.O Ummm. . . *runs away*
Emerald: : HEY! GET BACK HERE!
Crystal: Uh oh. =That means YAMI could get tortured if Malik doesn't get back here. . . = USE YOUR AUTHORESS POWERS!
Emerald: Nah. I'll just torture the next one ^^
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Who will Emerald find next to torture? Will Malik be able to escape? And will Yugi suffocate in the dryer? Find out next chapter!!
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Emerald: AND REVIEW!!