Diclaimer: Whada you think?

I'm gonna continue, cuz if I do I get a lifetime supply of pixie stix!! ****** ^^ ******* thank you AnimeVampGurl!!

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Maria: HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GET AWAY????

Emerald: Well, we could always go on a road trip to find them ^^ Yeah, let's do that!! HIDE AND SEEK IS OVER! WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP!

(cricket, cricket)

Emerald: All right then. . .IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW I'LL SEND TEA UP TO GET YOU ALL!

All: *run downstairs/from hiding spots*

Emerald: ^^ Good. Now, who has a car?

Yugi: Don't you?

Emerald: Noooo, cuz Seto Kiaba, Mokuba and Crystal STOLE it.

Yami: O.O But. . . if Crystal's gone. . .who's gonna protect us from your insane tricks?

Emerald: : ) Nobody. .

All: O.O

Emerald: Now, I suggest someone hands over their car, or we're going to play the catch-and-torture game.

Yugi: ^^ Oooh, how do you play??

All: -_-U

Emerald: Shall I shoooooooooow you?

Yami: NO! NO. . why don't we go on the road trip? ^^; Everyone into Kiaba's car. . .

Emerald: Wow, for once the Pharoah had a good idea. Kiaba steals my car, I steal his car!! ^^ *hijacks Kiaba's car* ^^ OK, everyone in ^^

DemonAngel: *pokes head out the door* Hey, Emerald? Can I come with? I'm done with Tea. : ) Heh heh.

Emerald: Of course! Hmm, there doesn't seem to be a lot of room. . Yugi and Joey in the trunk! And . . we'll tie Tristan, Bakura, Ryou, Marik & Malik on top of the car ^^

All of the above mentioned people: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!

Emerald: : SHUT UP AND MOVE IT!

Yugi/Joey: Not again. . .



All: O.o

Emerald: ^^ And I will drive.

All: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *run around screaming*

Emerald: If you don't shut up, I will drive with my eyes closed. . . .

All: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *scream louder*

Emerald: : OK, everyone who's NOT going on top of the car, or in the trunk, get in the car. Alina, Maria & DemonAngel, sit in the front. there are 4 front seats

Maria: Want some cotton candy?

Emerald: *** ^^ *** Sure!!

All: O.O

Yami: *whispering* That's gonna make her sugar high. Sugar high + the fact that she can't drive. . . *gulp* We're doomed.

All: O.O *go to where they're going while saying their prayers*

Emerald: *eating cotton candy* MMMMMM. ****YUMMY!!**** Lesse now. . I hijacked the car, that's the first step, now I push this button. . . *window wipers go on* umm. . maybe this. *radio turns on* I KNOW! *puts car in Drive* YEAH! GO ME! Now, how do I make it move. . .

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Crystal: Umm. . where are we going?

Seto: I dunno. . I thought we'd just---HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Crystal: : WELL YOU STOLE MY CAR! DO YOU THINK I'D LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT??

Seto: Well. . yes?

Mokuba: BIG BROTHER LOOK! With these ultra-far away binocular thingys I can see your car!

Seto: O.O MY car? *looks through binoculars* OH MY GOD! THEY TOOK MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! T.T

Crystal: Now you know how I felt!

Seto: But they're gaining on us!

Crystal: *looks at binoculars* They're 100 miles away from us.

Mokuba: This is a fast car. . .

Seto: But how can we see them if---

Crystal: *sigh* Don't you people ever LEARN? Everything I own is magic. These binoculars can see up to 1000 miles away, and my car talks--

Car: YOU BET I DO!

Crystal: Et cetera et cetera!

Seto: You people are really starting to scare me. . . .

Crystal: Keep your eyes on the road, Seto. .

Seto: Why---O.O *sees a stop sign* *stops the car* Whoa. That was close. . .

Crystal: Umm, I wasn't talking about that. . *points to side of the road*

*There are raccoons in a garbage can*

Seto: . . . . . . so?

Crystal: HELLO! LOOK AT THEIR EYES!

*their eyes are yellow. . . even I don't know where I'm goin with this. . . *

Crystal: THEY'RE CAR-EATING RACCOONS!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Seto: *rolls eyes* Pssht. Yeah right.

Raccoons: *run over and eat the car*

Raccoon 1: WHAT WOULDJA DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?

Raccoon 2: GIMME A BREAK GIMME A BREAK BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!

Raccoon 3: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!

Raccoon 4: WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP A DOLLOP WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP OF DAISY?

Seto: Oo

Crystal: -_-U Aye. .

Mokuba: ^^ HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

Raccoons: *eat Mokuba*

AUTHOR INTERVENTION

Emerald: BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! XD XD XD BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA! XD XD XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! *passes out*

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Seto: T.T MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crystal: Uhhh. . I think I'm gonna be sick. .. . ^^ Nope. Wow, that passed fast. . all right, where are we going again?

Seto: MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crystal: Aye. . .

Seto: All right , I'm good now. How about to. . . . . well where would be the place they would least likely look for us?

Crystal: *turning green* Ohhh, I don't feel so good all of a sudden. . .

Seto: Why?

Crystal: Because the place they would least likely look for us would be. . . *whispers*

Seto: O.O Oh. My. *pukes*

Crystal: I know.

Seto: There's no other way. . . . .?

Crystal: No. . .

Seto: *sigh* Then let's go. . .

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Emerald: *has managed to keep the car on the road* There we go! See, that wasn't so bad!! ^^

All: :

Emerald: ^^; Eheh. . Let's see. . . where should we go. . .

Mai: You mean you have no idea where we're going?

Emerald: Nope. ^^

All: -_-U

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Will Emerald & the YGO characters get lost somewhere? Where is the awful place that Seto & Crystal are going to hide? And most importantly, will Yugi & Joey suffocate in the trunk?

---Sorry if I didn't mention all the people Maria, Alina, DemonAngel a whole lot ^^; I will next chappie.

Find out next time ^^

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