Diclaimer: -_-U If you guys don't know by now, I'd say you need help.
Emerald: heheh. ^^ to Alina I'll bet that's just where Crystal would wanna go. . . .
Crystal: *blushes* Of course not. . . . .
Emerald: *whispers* She likes Seto!!
Crystal: : *sprays Emerald w/ the hose* : Stupid yami. . .why am I nice to you?
Seto: . . . . . she was kidding right?
Crystal: ^^; Of. . . course. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal/Seto: *are at Kiddy Kiddy House --made up*
Crystal: O.O
Seto: *pukes*
Crystal: It's. . .not. . fair. .
*there are all the peoples from kiddy shows, Barney Teletubbies, et cetera, there*
*Wiggles come in --Believe me, I was forced to watch a movie with them in it. . they are the scariest "people" in the world*
Crystal/Seto: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *run outside*
Crystal: That . . .was. . .not smart. .
Seto: I'd rather have Emerald torture me than see those things.
Crystal: ^^ Good. Then let's go back.
Seto: NO! I'M NOT GETTING TORTURED!
Crystal: -_-U
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Hmm. They're most likely in a place they think we wouldn't look for them. . .
DemonAngel: Uh huh.
Alina: Really. . *looking out the window* Hey Emerald. Do you think we could let Yugi out of the trunk?
Emerald: No. Besides, I'll bet he and Joey are having some "fun" back there. Heheh.
All: Oo
Emerald: : IT WAS A JOKE! Now, where would we least likely look for them?
Serenity: T.T My poor brother. . .
Tristan: Probably at some place where they have something they hate.
Emerald: : ) AHA! AT THE KIDDY KIDDY HOUSE! Crystal told me the Pharoah sent Yugi there for his birthday last year.
Yami: -_-U And he actually enjoyed it. . .
Yugi: ^^ Yepp. It was lotsa fun.
Yami: Oh hi Yugi--O.O YUGI?
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yugi: What?
Emerald: How did you get up here?? :
Yugi: ^^ Alina got me up here
Emerald: But-how-that's not---SHE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
Yugi: Well, she got me out.
Emerald: BUT HOW??
Alina: I have my ways. . . : )
Emerald: Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. . . .
Yami: Can we find Crystal already?
Emerald: TO THE KIDDY KIDDY HOUSE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: Can we go back?
Seto: NO! If we go back now, Emerald will torture me!
Crystal: *sigh* Didn't we go through this already?
Seto: Well, you can go back, but I'm staying here!
Crystal: ^^ OK. See you later, then.
Seto: NO! YOU'LL TELL THEM WHERE I AM!
Crystal: *rolls eyes* Aye. . . listen, I"m only doing this for your own good. V.V *hits him w/ a frying pan*
Seto: X.X
Crystal: LUCKY!
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Crystal: Lucky is my lil lepracaun who carries around the millenium coin ^_~ Back to the---
Emerald: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE AUTHOR INTERVENTION??? I'M THE AUTHOR! Rrrrr. :
Crystal: ^^; Eheh.
END (probably for Crystal)
Lucky: Aye, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: Carry Seto please. I hafta get Emerald.
Lucky: Aye. *picks up Seto* Holy Shit. . he's heavy. ..
Crystal: O.O
Lucky: ^^; I mean, looky how heavy he be?
Crystal: *rolls eyes*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Lesse here. . .
Yami: Couldn't you just contact Crystal by your mind link?
Emerald: Heeeeeeeeey, that's not a bad idea! You're on a roll, Pharoah!
All: -_-U
Bakura: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT EMERALD!
Emerald: *hits roof* SHADDUP!
Bakura: WHY SHOULD I?
Emerald: CUZ IF YOU DON'T I'LL CRASH THE CAR!
Bakura: : ) Heheh. Too late.
Emerald: Wha----
****BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM****
Emerald: Well what the hell was THAT?
Alina: O.O I think you ran something over!
DemonAngel/Alina: Please let it be Tea, please let it be Tea
Emerald: -_-U I'll go see what it is. *looks under car* O.O HOLY----
Maria: What is it?
Emerald: It's. . .It's. . .Mokuba!
All: MOKUBA?
Emerald: : YES, that's what I SAID. Mokuba. : ) I'll bet Seto killed him. Or maybe Crystal did. I always knew that girl had potential! Hey, DemonAngel? What are you doing?
DemonAngel: *behind the car* Nothing. ^^;
Emerald: Uh huh. . .
DemonAngel: WHAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME??? FINE, I BROUGHT MY PORTABLE SATON OK?? OK?????
Emerald: O.O OK. . I would have just accepted nothing. . but--HOLD IT! You brought your portable Satan? That's unfair. No one else got to bring anything! ^^ Good idea!!
DemonAngel: ^^; Yeah. . .
Malik: The tire is flat.
Emerald: WHAT??
Malik: Apparently one of Mokuba's teeth popped it. . .
Emerald: -_-U You have got to be kidding me. . .
DemonAngel: WELL, while we're here. . . LET"S WATCH TEA BE TORTURED!
All: ^^ YAY!
Tea: *screaming in agony*
Yugi: ?? Hey Yami, can my head do that?
Yami: O.O NO YUGI!
Yugi: *twists his neck* X.X
Yami: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Emerald: BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT PHAROAH! YOUR HIKARI IS DEAD! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Alina: O.O : EMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD! *strangles Emerald*
Crystal: ^^; Heheh. Does it seem like it's the lil cutie pies that always die? Wierd. . .
END
Yami: : DEMONANGEL! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BRINGING YOUR PORTABLE SATAN!
DemonAngel: HEY! YOU WANNA GO IN THERE? IF NOT SHUT UP!
Demina: -_-U She always does this. . .
DemonAngel: I ALWAYS DO WHAT???
Demina: Did you have any SUGAR?
DemonAngel: WHO SAID SUGAR???
Demina: -_-U
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: HEY! I SEE SETO'S CAR!! ^^ We're here, Lucky!
Lucky: JESUS CHRIST IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Crystal: O.OU
Lucky: I mean, thank me lucky stars. *callapses* X.X
Crystal: Eh. *leaves them there and runs to the car* Hi you guys!! ^^
Emerald: CRYSTAL! ^^ Did you kill Mokuba? I'm so proud!
Crystal: Actually, the car-eating raccoons ate him.
All: O.O XD XD XD BWA HA HAAAAAAA!
Tristan: Yeah right! Like there are such things as---*raccoons eat Tristan*
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Crystal: MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA! YOU DARE NOT BELIEVE ME? HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Emerald: ^^ That's it, Hikari. You've almost got the evil laugh down perfectly. . .
Crystal: Heh heh. . .^^
END
Joey: TRISTAN!
Yami: Jeez, first Mokuba, then Yugi, now Tristan?
Crystal: Wierd. .
Mai: Hey. . you guys? We forgot about the raccoons. .
Raccon 1: WHAT WOULDJA DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
Raccoon 2: GIMME A BREAK GIMME A BREAK BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!
Raccoon 3: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Raccoon 4: WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP A DOLLOP WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP OF DAISY?
All: O.O
Crystal: Toldja so. HEY! These can be my new crew peoples!!
Emerald: What about Fred, Bob & George?
Crystal: -_-U I forgot to feed them. . .they died. . .
Emerald: -_-U
Crystal: ^^ But now I have a new---
Raccoons: *get ran over*
Crystal: O.O B-b-b-but. . that's not---rrrrrr.
Emerald: ^^ Isn't this an ironic ficcie? Well, for now, we'll end it!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's up with all the people dying? Who ran over the raccoons? And WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS CRAZY THING??
Emerald: I am. You got a problem with that? *cracks knuckles*
NO! NONONONOOOO! ^^;
Crystal: *whispers* Who is that?
Emerald: I dunno. . can I kill him?
Crystal: Go ahead.
Emerald: : )
O.O
~Ja ne~
Emerald: heheh. ^^ to Alina I'll bet that's just where Crystal would wanna go. . . .
Crystal: *blushes* Of course not. . . . .
Emerald: *whispers* She likes Seto!!
Crystal: : *sprays Emerald w/ the hose* : Stupid yami. . .why am I nice to you?
Seto: . . . . . she was kidding right?
Crystal: ^^; Of. . . course. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal/Seto: *are at Kiddy Kiddy House --made up*
Crystal: O.O
Seto: *pukes*
Crystal: It's. . .not. . fair. .
*there are all the peoples from kiddy shows, Barney Teletubbies, et cetera, there*
*Wiggles come in --Believe me, I was forced to watch a movie with them in it. . they are the scariest "people" in the world*
Crystal/Seto: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *run outside*
Crystal: That . . .was. . .not smart. .
Seto: I'd rather have Emerald torture me than see those things.
Crystal: ^^ Good. Then let's go back.
Seto: NO! I'M NOT GETTING TORTURED!
Crystal: -_-U
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Hmm. They're most likely in a place they think we wouldn't look for them. . .
DemonAngel: Uh huh.
Alina: Really. . *looking out the window* Hey Emerald. Do you think we could let Yugi out of the trunk?
Emerald: No. Besides, I'll bet he and Joey are having some "fun" back there. Heheh.
All: Oo
Emerald: : IT WAS A JOKE! Now, where would we least likely look for them?
Serenity: T.T My poor brother. . .
Tristan: Probably at some place where they have something they hate.
Emerald: : ) AHA! AT THE KIDDY KIDDY HOUSE! Crystal told me the Pharoah sent Yugi there for his birthday last year.
Yami: -_-U And he actually enjoyed it. . .
Yugi: ^^ Yepp. It was lotsa fun.
Yami: Oh hi Yugi--O.O YUGI?
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yugi: What?
Emerald: How did you get up here?? :
Yugi: ^^ Alina got me up here
Emerald: But-how-that's not---SHE WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
Yugi: Well, she got me out.
Emerald: BUT HOW??
Alina: I have my ways. . . : )
Emerald: Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. . . .
Yami: Can we find Crystal already?
Emerald: TO THE KIDDY KIDDY HOUSE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: Can we go back?
Seto: NO! If we go back now, Emerald will torture me!
Crystal: *sigh* Didn't we go through this already?
Seto: Well, you can go back, but I'm staying here!
Crystal: ^^ OK. See you later, then.
Seto: NO! YOU'LL TELL THEM WHERE I AM!
Crystal: *rolls eyes* Aye. . . listen, I"m only doing this for your own good. V.V *hits him w/ a frying pan*
Seto: X.X
Crystal: LUCKY!
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Crystal: Lucky is my lil lepracaun who carries around the millenium coin ^_~ Back to the---
Emerald: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE AUTHOR INTERVENTION??? I'M THE AUTHOR! Rrrrr. :
Crystal: ^^; Eheh.
END (probably for Crystal)
Lucky: Aye, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: Carry Seto please. I hafta get Emerald.
Lucky: Aye. *picks up Seto* Holy Shit. . he's heavy. ..
Crystal: O.O
Lucky: ^^; I mean, looky how heavy he be?
Crystal: *rolls eyes*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Lesse here. . .
Yami: Couldn't you just contact Crystal by your mind link?
Emerald: Heeeeeeeeey, that's not a bad idea! You're on a roll, Pharoah!
All: -_-U
Bakura: YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT EMERALD!
Emerald: *hits roof* SHADDUP!
Bakura: WHY SHOULD I?
Emerald: CUZ IF YOU DON'T I'LL CRASH THE CAR!
Bakura: : ) Heheh. Too late.
Emerald: Wha----
****BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM****
Emerald: Well what the hell was THAT?
Alina: O.O I think you ran something over!
DemonAngel/Alina: Please let it be Tea, please let it be Tea
Emerald: -_-U I'll go see what it is. *looks under car* O.O HOLY----
Maria: What is it?
Emerald: It's. . .It's. . .Mokuba!
All: MOKUBA?
Emerald: : YES, that's what I SAID. Mokuba. : ) I'll bet Seto killed him. Or maybe Crystal did. I always knew that girl had potential! Hey, DemonAngel? What are you doing?
DemonAngel: *behind the car* Nothing. ^^;
Emerald: Uh huh. . .
DemonAngel: WHAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME??? FINE, I BROUGHT MY PORTABLE SATON OK?? OK?????
Emerald: O.O OK. . I would have just accepted nothing. . but--HOLD IT! You brought your portable Satan? That's unfair. No one else got to bring anything! ^^ Good idea!!
DemonAngel: ^^; Yeah. . .
Malik: The tire is flat.
Emerald: WHAT??
Malik: Apparently one of Mokuba's teeth popped it. . .
Emerald: -_-U You have got to be kidding me. . .
DemonAngel: WELL, while we're here. . . LET"S WATCH TEA BE TORTURED!
All: ^^ YAY!
Tea: *screaming in agony*
Yugi: ?? Hey Yami, can my head do that?
Yami: O.O NO YUGI!
Yugi: *twists his neck* X.X
Yami: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Emerald: BWA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT PHAROAH! YOUR HIKARI IS DEAD! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Alina: O.O : EMERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD! *strangles Emerald*
Crystal: ^^; Heheh. Does it seem like it's the lil cutie pies that always die? Wierd. . .
END
Yami: : DEMONANGEL! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BRINGING YOUR PORTABLE SATAN!
DemonAngel: HEY! YOU WANNA GO IN THERE? IF NOT SHUT UP!
Demina: -_-U She always does this. . .
DemonAngel: I ALWAYS DO WHAT???
Demina: Did you have any SUGAR?
DemonAngel: WHO SAID SUGAR???
Demina: -_-U
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: HEY! I SEE SETO'S CAR!! ^^ We're here, Lucky!
Lucky: JESUS CHRIST IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Crystal: O.OU
Lucky: I mean, thank me lucky stars. *callapses* X.X
Crystal: Eh. *leaves them there and runs to the car* Hi you guys!! ^^
Emerald: CRYSTAL! ^^ Did you kill Mokuba? I'm so proud!
Crystal: Actually, the car-eating raccoons ate him.
All: O.O XD XD XD BWA HA HAAAAAAA!
Tristan: Yeah right! Like there are such things as---*raccoons eat Tristan*
AUTHOR INTERVENTION
Crystal: MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA! YOU DARE NOT BELIEVE ME? HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Emerald: ^^ That's it, Hikari. You've almost got the evil laugh down perfectly. . .
Crystal: Heh heh. . .^^
END
Joey: TRISTAN!
Yami: Jeez, first Mokuba, then Yugi, now Tristan?
Crystal: Wierd. .
Mai: Hey. . you guys? We forgot about the raccoons. .
Raccon 1: WHAT WOULDJA DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?
Raccoon 2: GIMME A BREAK GIMME A BREAK BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!
Raccoon 3: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
Raccoon 4: WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP A DOLLOP WHAT WOULDJA DO WITH A DOLLOP A DOLLOP OF DAISY?
All: O.O
Crystal: Toldja so. HEY! These can be my new crew peoples!!
Emerald: What about Fred, Bob & George?
Crystal: -_-U I forgot to feed them. . .they died. . .
Emerald: -_-U
Crystal: ^^ But now I have a new---
Raccoons: *get ran over*
Crystal: O.O B-b-b-but. . that's not---rrrrrr.
Emerald: ^^ Isn't this an ironic ficcie? Well, for now, we'll end it!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's up with all the people dying? Who ran over the raccoons? And WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS CRAZY THING??
Emerald: I am. You got a problem with that? *cracks knuckles*
NO! NONONONOOOO! ^^;
Crystal: *whispers* Who is that?
Emerald: I dunno. . can I kill him?
Crystal: Go ahead.
Emerald: : )
O.O
~Ja ne~